Behold, the power of brown!

Fuck HP and their subscription printer products! Any company that requires you to subscribe to buy anything is a scummy scam fraudster!

Mmm, moose droppings!

Gotta lub deez nuts

Microwave meals fill me with radiation and soon superpowers!

Upgrade time!

Thank your parents for their microwave dinner recipes.

What post-meal event prompted this PSA?

Please pass me a piece of that Jussipussi.

Tastes like it sounds