Women should not be allowed to talk to me sternly, this isn't a misogyny thing Its just too hot

dumb puppy gf

If you truly love something… …you should keep it bound in a rubber straitjacket, sedated and intubated in a vinyl padded cell in your basement.

When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery that describes your mental health.

this is what it's like, yeah.

Microdosing genderfluidity by being too cheap to change the extremely masc username on my 3200 hour warframe account

Dog yaoi paddle 😳

Figuring out how to express yourself can be really hard sometimes Like sure, everyone knows I'm a dog, but only a few know my real dream of being a true slavegirl, and I don't really know how to engage with that part of me currently Being a stray is ruff 😩

Job Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in five years?" Applicant: "Collared and chained to the bed of a dominant woman." Job Interviewer: 🤨 Applicant: "Uh, I mean..." Job Interviewer, pulling a collar out of her desk: "Submissives should be confident in their answers before giving them."

@kallidorarho.bsky.social Thank you for writing a novel so mind-breakingly hot that it turned my wife into this pathetic thing. Add another broken hound to the list. @elektra.dog ❤️

Tragedy, girl who is oh so sleepy and cozy in bed really has to get up and pee

one time one of my polycule members fell asleep in discord chat, so we moved her to another channel when we were done and called it the doggy bed. yes she is a puppygirl

matching ur freak is a beautiful thing but what you really need is someone so down bad for ur freak. captivated and enamoured by ur freak. intrigued and eager to see more of ur freak. supportive of ur freak. gets hard from ur freak, even

SIGNALIS

Opened Twitter for the first time in a while just to dig up this tweet of theirs I adore

America's first ever esports champion was Rebecca Heineman, a trans woman. She went on to found some of your favorite video game studios and worked on your favorite video games. Next time you see somebody rail about 'woke' and 'DEI' Remember that. Remember her.

You were never broken dear. You just weren't with anyone that knew how to play with you~ You're such a unique little toy, that needs the right hand twisting your key. And that's okay, some toys are just built that way~

I really need to get a muzzle

I need to be obliterated. “In what way?” Yes.

Just tried some of that "Custard Cream Tea" abomination that's been on all the shop shelves 3/10 for drinkability, mostly tastes like coffee creamer 10/10 for dunkability though, best biccy enhancer ever

The fact my brat countermeasures can immediately be bypassed by a woman sternly and firmly telling me to do something isn't pathetic, it's just a fun little exploit The fact that they can do it to make me do literally anything is though 😵‍💫

girls spitting in my mouth is gender affurming care rn

I love SIGNALIS!

It's Friday, and I have done far, far too much thinking this week Someone should really put me in my place and make it clear I shouldn't be thinking at all unless it serves them

normalize friends using you as living fleshlights

sorceress whose animal companion is a slightly baffled completely modern trans puppygirl.

Bumper sticky I'm gettin made for the doggies and the doggy-adjacent :3c

My old regular shop down south stopped selling my favourite chocolate bar months ago My new regular shop up here still sells it though, yibbeee :3

"I am not a smart puppy." --> Cute, gets me headpats and the response, "It's okay, you're a cute puppy!" "It is a dumb dog." --> Hot, gets me pulled down by the collar while handler says, "That's why I do all the thinking for you."

this isn't even good i just had to get it out of my head

One last bit of WARHOUND ( @kallidorarho.bsky.social ) themed Halloween fun, Handler (me) dropping Leinth ( @roxxihorror.bsky.social ) with a punch to the stomach. It's what the dog deserves. More than that, it's what it needs. Video once again by the wonderful @jackypride.bsky.social

do care + did ask + do worry about you + am really proud of you + you’re really gorgeous and i hope your dreams tonight are as beautiful as your smile 💜

Do y'all fw goth girls who bake lemon drizzle cakes for their wives (will bake for bullying/beatings/bondage btw 🥺)

My personality makes way more sense if you've ever watched one of those 'huskies being stupid' compilations

I don't think I've come across a poem that taps into my ethos when it comes to navigating queer community within the context of a hostile world as much as "We Have Enough Dead Friends" by Lena Oleanderson. I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.

Need to borrow like 3-4 people with big stompy boots to come over and flatten out like 30m worth of bubble wrap I used to move in recently lmao

we really fucked up when we evolved from monkeys. we should have evolved from dogs instead

its good and correct to make girls piss themselves

Happy samhain everyone Prepare your feasts, set extra places for your loved ones and beckon them close, and as the hour grows late, altogether don your masks and dance by the fire in the smoke and haze

Cereal is puppygirl kibble

Bitches be sleepy It's me I'm bitches

uuuuagh need terrifying women sinking their teeth into me rn

sorry i took a second to respond btw you just said “quiet, girl” to me and that kicked my brain down like four gears

9 if they met me in a mean mood 3 if they met it being puppybrained

throw me on the bed and watch those wag-doll physics in action

"Prey coded? No, my dear. You are collar-coded. You don't run when chased. You come when called."

Alundra the goat (and FF7 of course) Also lmao the size of that controller cable, hope you like sitting nice and close

In kink, we differentiate between "hurt" and "harm". Hurt creates sensations — often interpreted as uncomfortable — that add to a positive experience. Harm causes damage that subtracts something from the person harmed. A scene might hurt you, even incredibly, but it should never harm you.