My fave ex deals with dogs and sends me these kinda pics. Precious.

All me exes are rallying. Thank god for them. Look at this guy and his cat. Precious. I’m still miserable.

My anxiety and depression are off the charts. I’ve never been this low, and I’ve been pretty low before. 😭

I oughta be choosing between job offers right now bc I’m talented, qualified, charming and handsome. And yet???

This diva? Very Andy.

Y’all should see my tan line. It’s hard af.

Todays vibe is…

Shorts weather today!

Still livid about getting stood up for my interview today.

Went to the gym to blow off some steam. Did not help. Would love to destroy something right now. Just rip it apart and eat it. Slurp up the blood and gore. Devour it. Fuck it all up. Make it walk with a limp for a month. Make it my bitch boy.

You have to laugh. Got stood up for my 2nd interview today. These are HR professionals just blowing off scheduled and confirmed appointments. Third times it’s happened to me recently. Like WTF? I can’t imagine missing a schedule appointment and not reaching out. Seriously angry right now.

Today’s gymspiration: Sisqo - Got to Get It #musicsky #gymsky

This is the level of calm, confident and gorgeous I am trying to convey in my 2nd interview which is happening in 22 minutes.

Even if you’re not the hottest I think this still applies 💪🏼 #gymsky

Story of my life. At least once a day.

The inimitable Miss Tata Vega #musicsky #blackgospel

I’ve once again completed the Hannibal Lecter Quadrilogy of books. I have revisited Red Dragon visually via NBC’s Hannibal season 3 and so now it’s time for Silence of the Lambs. A perfect movie. #hannibal #booksky #tvsky #moviesky

Guys. I’m super low right now. Depressed af. I’ve got an interview tomorrow. Send good wishes. Prayers. Whatever. Ya boy needs it.

Rocco Ritchie flanked by his parents: Guy Ritchie and Madonna at Rocco’s recent art show. #madonna #musicsky

Thinking about my Bible College girlfriend that passed away suddenly last year. Madonna McFall Massey. Imagine Reba McEntire and Dolly Parton had a baby girl. That’s what my Madonna sounded like. She could sing anything and make it her own. We sounded amazing together. RIP, diva.

I don’t believe my application was actually viewed when I get a “no thank you” exactly 60 seconds after applying. Like wtf? No way an intelligent human made that decision on a Sunday in under a minute. But ok. Starting to think my last name or previous job are an issue with local employers.

Birth (2004, J. Glazer) #moviesky #NicoleKidman

Same dude same 😭

Don’t help me! I’m too proud. #TVsky #30Rock

It’s Jim Time 💪🏼 #crunchfitness #gymsky

Bad Bunny for Vogue. He’s kinda giving Big Daddy Andy Energy right here. #fashionsky #badbunny

mi hermanas 😭 Penelope and Salma, my bèbès.

It’s my birthday tomorrow, fam. Working on my beauty atm 🎉

Hi. Block me ONLY if I’m too handsome for you 😘

I love a preemptive block. Do it often myself. I just wonder sometimes what triggers folks to block me. I talk about entertainment, gym, job search and how handsome I am. Who could have a problem with any of that? 😉

I’m reading Hannibal. It’s my favorite of the Lecter books. It’s the book that I wish had no ending. I’d gladly wallow in the Hannibal/Clarice story for eternity. If Silence is my favorite book, then Hannibal is my favorite sequel. #hannibal

I’ve been added to a family group chat. 😭

This is the sexiest version of God I’ve ever heard. And I’ve heard Tori do God many times. #musicsky #toriamos

Ok, Myra Ellen. I’m here for these b-sides. #musicsky #toriamos

Daddy got a touch up. My barber is sooooooo good it’s kinda scary. My beard has never been so well maintained. And he’s really highlighting my natural grey in the cutting process. I miss my long curls sometimes, but this is fun and looks good for interviews.

I’m desperate for a job. So I decided to try some old school following up on the resume (a taboo these days) and I think it may have helped. I’m going back tomorrow to have a sit down chat. We shall see, fam. I could do this one in my sleep. 🤞🏼

Miss Rose Gray seems to be incapable of releasing anything less than a total banger. For example… #musicsky #rosegray

Are Pearl Onion Pringles for real? I hope so.

Full offense, bitch. I don’t know who you are but fuck you too.

Oh Lawd. She coming. #madonna #musicsky #confessions2

I want a dog so I can say this to people. 🐶 #30Rock #TVsky

The best book I’ve ever read #booksky #TheSilenceOfTheLambs #thomasharris #hannibal

Why must all the flakey boys reappear in this fashion? 🙄

The Nanny is chefs kiss #tvsky #thenanny

Gym was weird. I was too tired to go very hard, the place was packed, then the sauna smelled like poppers and ass #gymsky

My anxiety is off the charts today, but look at this beautiful Patty Melt I just made myself ❤️

Feel like night gym should be sorta dark not bright 💪🏼 #gymsky #crunchfitness

Any return to the Lectorverse for me means revisiting the story in all its forms to scratch the itch. Today I watched the Red Dragon arc of NBC’s Hannibal. A wild reinterpretation of the original. This is a gothic gay romance with a Siouxsie song ffs. #hannibal @bruceshark.bsky.social

Hey fam & especially @bruceshark.bsky.social I’m back on my Thomas Harris bullshit. Red Dragon wrapped up around 2am and I immediately started Silence. Horror comfort reading at its finest. #booksky #hannibal

Ya boy in his skinny pants. Shirt is too big! Since returning to Le Gym in the summer I’ve lost 35 pounds. 💪🏼 #gymsky