20somethings be like “hey” and then crickets for 3.5 months at which point they be like “hey 😈”

Gotta be on some haters list of accounts to avoid bc there’s no reason for the amount of blocks I’m getting right now lol

Getting my beard done after work then seeing my plug then on to the gym & then I’m off tomorrow. 🥳 🙌🏻

Gasp! Did not know this was happening. Heads up, #Fannibals!

Why are some of you bulking while others are cutting? I thought this was a seasonal/time of the year thing? Yes? No? What is going on? Daddy is bumfuzzled! #gymsky

had a dream I quit my job & did exactly the same thing 🤣

Three blocks in less than 24 hours? Daddy is pissin’ em off left & right this week 🤣

I’ve been breaking in our training room for peace & quiet. Director of Stores office is right beside & I can always hear him on the phone. The amount of time he spends micromanaging and/or gossiping about low level employees is insane for his position. Did I mention I hate it here? Toxic af.

Oh, I see. It’s asshole night at the gym. Gonna work out anyway bc this is the only time and place I run into these folks (got em blocked on the apps) but like why so many tonight? Also, too many youths up in here. Yes, I’m a hater. 😒 #gymsky

Got a call scheduled for Wednesday morning before work to discuss the new job offer. Feels like things are lining up once again for Old Andy. 😉

Was just now aggressively cleaning my glass electric kettle and broke it 😭

Back home after an excellent gym sesh. Just had a Big Salad for lunch (made by moi) and now preparing to rewatch Murder On The Orient Express (‘17, Kenneth Branagh). Trying to distract myself from worrying about this job offer that still seems to be up in the air. 😒 #fitsky #filmsky #agathachristie

Haters gonna hate & miss out on all my handsomeness. RIP, sublotus.

Home from my long day at work followed by the gym. Settling in to rewatch Possession (‘81, Andrzej Żuławski) since we are all wondering about that upcoming remake. I personally think Qualley can pull it off, but we’ll have to wait and see. Until then… #nowwatching #filmsky #horrorsky #possession

After work gym sesh. My beard is a hot mess 🤦🏻‍♂️ #gymsky #fitsky #beardsky

This is definitely gonna happen to several mangers working for the company I work for lol

Oh! It’s been two months and five days since my last drink of alcohol. Life still stinks but I’m feeling better about it. Proud of myself right now. #sobersky

Supposed to be using walkies at work now. I just be walking around with mine OFF all day. 😏

Another hater. RIP, sadiewasthere. Enjoy your no-fun, no sexy-Andy TL.

This made me think of the hotdogs in Weapons 🌭

After my bosses mini meltdown on me and my constructive criticism of him in response I’ve seen a marked improvement in how he helps manage our sales process (and it’s actually helping 😱) ! Clearly I’m a boss and ready to BE the boss again. 💅

Good Saturday morning to you all. Do the Charleston!

I’ve been very worked up all day. Work stuff, coworker stuff, potential new job stuff. But I took a break, went on a short walk, called my bestie, did some deep breathing and stretching and I think I’m going to be alright. 👍

Older lady coworker needs to step off. Just bc you helped my guest previously does NOT entitle you to half of my commission. Especially when guest was difficult af & consumed 2.5 hours of my day. No ma’am. We will tussle if it comes down to it. Don’t fuck with my money, mama.

Coworker told me I have the opposite of Resting Bitch Face. I said oh yeah? We decided I’ve got Active Reaction Face and I immediately realized I’m her at work ⬇️ 🤣

So. The offer was considerably lower than we had discussed. I called them on it immediately and stated what $$ HAD been discussed and that their offer was unacceptable. So we are negotiating. Hopefully we can wrap this up one way or the other tomorrow. I’m so tired, yall. 😪

Several gym crushes have gotten major haircuts and/or changes to facial hair and internally I’m freaking out like those wives in those reaction vids where the husband does something similar and wifey just dries right up before our eyes

Today is not going as planned. Oh well.

Not me almost getting into a tussle with a couple of mean old queens that were shopping with me just now lol. They were in yesterday being jerks & I really didn’t think I’d see ‘em again. Was workin a deal for ‘em but I guess I wasn’t kissing enough ass or moving fast enough for their liking. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Hey guys? Looks like I got the job. Call scheduled for 10:30 tomorrow morning to discuss the deets! 🥳

Coworkers brought food for everyone both mornings this weekend. That was nice. See? I CAN say something positive about my job!

Went to the gym after work to expend my work-stress energy and got a wink from one of my gym crushes. Next time we cross paths I’m chatting him up. #gymsky

Decent sales for me today at work, but this place is still a dumpster fire and I hate everyone here. Worst corporate culture EVER.

And get paid for it too 😈

Visuals. Our first listen. Performing with #Sabrina at #Coachella! Oh, mother is feeding us this week my bèbès 😭 #madonna

Face of a man who just crushed his before-work final interview. Feeling positive about the interaction, remaining hopeful about the outcome, braced for any outcome.

Is this what yall talkin bout?

Manager decided to berate me for how I mishandled a customer (I didn’t) so I replied with a bit of criticism of my own. I was accused of being sarcastic. I was not being sarcastic. I was being dead serious. And my criticism was more founded than what I was berated for. Need to quit this job asap.

Feelin like 🗑️ but I’m at work

Why have I been sick all afternoon? Headache, chills, aches and pains all over. Feel slightly better atm, but not great 😭

I work with two pregnant women and they both still vape. 💨 Is this a thing? They’ve both got a million excuses as to why it’s totally fine to do this. I’m dubious. 🤨

Final interview! It’s either just me and this is sort of a formality or there’s one other candidate I need to beat. Either way this is nice. Closest I’ve gotten to something I actually want. Staying optimistic but also realistic. These are dark times and disappointment abounds.

Funny how as I’m trying my best to leave this job I’m actually starting to do really well at it. A good thing for sure bc if the job offer I want doesn’t come thru I am feeling more confident about making this work til the right offer does come my way.

Thought I was putting on a different black shirt. This one usually gets a tank underneath. But not today. Today there will be belly peeks all day. 🙈

Miss #Slayyyter said “not in this economy!” & made her #Coachella performance outfit herself. #musicsky

Oh lord. Too many youths in the gym right now. #gymsky

Was convinced the job I wanted had moved ahead without me, but I just got an email asking if I was still interested (I am) and could we schedule an interview with their RVP this week (we can)! 🤞🏼🙏🏼🤞🏼🙏🏼🤞🏼🙏🏼🤞🏼🙏🏼

Shit day at work. At the gym now. Crank it! #gymsky #fitsky #slayyyter #CrankIt

Oh man, this garbage company and the people I work with are really testing me today. Need to deal with my feelings tho, bc no interview I’ve gone on has resulted in an offer yet. So this may be my worst but only option for the foreseeable future. 🤦🏻‍♂️😭💔

Now why did this man take his flip flops off in the sauna and dump the sweat from them on the hot rocks? Like, WTF, sir? 🤮 #gymsky