When bears stuff their face and fall alseep for months on end, they're hibernating for the harsh winter. When i do that people just call me antisocial.

A friendly reminder that if you insult someone for being [x], you show the friends around you that ARE [x] that you can and will lower your moral standards, weaponising them if you think it's justified to do so. Don't do that. You're better than that.

Throwing carrots at my idiot son.

Was in a call last night watching a friend draw something. And we both lost our collective shit when we saw that he had accidentally drawn his sona like the fucking "Suddam Hussein's Hiding Place" meme.

You know what? Tfs your Art Block into an Art Sphere.

Finding out the hard way that my leftover serving of curry has enough salt in it to kill the average gamer. I probably... should've stirred it more before reheating.

CW//: TF Having friends over for a gaming session, but i realise i only have three controllers, and five people (including me) I hand the controllers to three of my friends. Then i grab the last friend- Then I grab my controller. I own four controllers. Did i mention that? A fifth might be nice.

I wish my sinuses nothing but the very most fuck you.

CW//:Vore Absorbtion Did you know Arf's made of a mercurial shifting goop? It's how he shapeshifts himself and others. You could say he's doing pretty goo-d today. But, what's with that look. Oh. (Tried to doodle up some goop and absorbtion. Two things i like, but don't have any real practice in)

A group of bounty hunters take up a job to eliminate a single Mimic. Originally assuming a quick payout, little did they know, that not only is the mimic capable of warping flesh. He also really, REALLY prefers to be left alone. Fuckin AMAZING expression work by snitch, go check their stuff out!

Felt cute, might warp someone's flesh beyond recognition later.

Monster Hunting goes wrong - final page com for afterdinner

Monster Hunting goes wrong - pg 2 com for afterdinner

Monster Hunting goes wrong - pg 1 com for afterdinner

As a mimic, Arf is VERY flexible with his form, individual alteration of limbs is a snap. Though, if you get too close to one of his limbs, they may snap YOU up, bones and all. Small doodle i did yesterday. I'm on a sort of art learning hiatus rn. But i REALLY wanted to try some body horror.

I love cranberry juice, but so god help me i can never find a carton in the wild that ISN'T pumped full of sugar to make it sweeter. The point of cranberries are to be sharp and bitter, i WANT it to be that. What is wrong with you people and your sickeningly saccharine fruit water.

If an Arf likes you very much, he will warp your flesh beyond recognition into a mere parody of your former self. This is a sign you are endearing to him. And also that he is very tired and you should stop bugging him.

I turned @zeebuoy.bsky.social into a fucking goomba. (This came from a sketching session between a few friends of mine a little bit back. Now i can finally post again, i'd figured i'd let you observe his splendor.)

I'M FREE.

CW:// TF (joke) Fun fact, if I try to shift a sparkledog into a balloon animal, this happens instead.

And let me tell you, I love making things into indescernable blobs. So you KNOW it's serious.

"Ai is a vessel for endless ""creativity!"" it can do ANYTHIIING!!!" And what do these ""Creatives"" choose to represent their boundless, limitless software? Fucking, anal bead shaped CUM BUBBLE. (With eyes!) I'm starting to miss Clippy. That, shouldn't be happening.

Ref, for ref and comission form purposes. Look at my mean mimic man. (I'm considering experimenting with some design changes, but they'll be a while)

If i tf a Catfur from the torso up to be buttered toast, then shove them off a high place, would they faceplant? Uh, buttertoastplant? Or would they land on their feet? Maybe they just start spinning in place midair with rapidly increasing force...

I gotta peel my skin off.

Now, you see, during the summer months, a furred beast like Arf can get quite sweaty. That would be fine... if he didn't sweat form altering exomorphics. And in this case, it appears the consequences have ballooned. Well, at least that wolf seems to be enjoying this? Or perhaps he's just in shock.

Thinking about how easily a Macro Arf could cause an apocalypse. He accidentally sneezes on a landmass, and a fine mist of exomorphics blanket it, reducing everyone on it to helpless, loud, creaky blimps. Hell, him simply BEING in the water would probably spread exos through the water systems...

I'm feeling an art doodleish mood today. Sooo, it's pretty hot out. Want a glass of exosoda? It'll do... something to ya. Of course, you don't know what until you take a sip. (So, how it works: drop a ref, state your preference (i.e. tf), and i'll go ham with a doodle.) I stop... whenever.

CW//: Macro/Paws If you ever need more micros in your life, simply leave the door open and place down a singular flip flop. Wait a day, and it'll be crawling with the things. The problem with this method is that they all seem to blindly worship my paws. Oh well, this is why i wipe my feet.

If i see one more person intentionally misspell their content warnings in an attempt to be quirky or an utter comedy genius. I am going to eat you. (It's just common courtesy to let people properly mute it guys...)

Cw// Vore, Object Vore (but the object eats people, is there... like a distinction for that? I'd like to know) Bad Shitposting (it may kill you). Object Vore or smth, idk. (Arfpods, the Airpods that literally just eat you.)

Being a mimic. I like to imagine Arf casually body horrors himself, not really paying mind to how freaky it would actually be. You're standing behind him, asking him something, suddenly he twists his head 180° with an audible *CRUNCH!* Only for him to go "yeah?" Like that isn't casually horrifying.

Arf is not your standard mimic, that's for sure. He produces a pretty wild biotoxin called Exomorphics. This lore doc/ability ref goes into detail about them, and how they're either your greatest nightmare, or a dream come true... Thanks to Pikminpedia for this amazing comission, i love it.

My thoughts on Micros/Shrinking is so funny because my meaness levels flipflop so often. One day it's "Aww, little guy, i wanna pick you up and put you in a glass terrarium on my desk and watch you go about your day. Go on, go relax in your own personal paradise."

Art hasn't really been coming to me recently, but I was in an aimless sketching mood yesterday. What started out as "what if i just draw a T-pose" quickly veered into a just as stupid (if not more) doodle. But hey, it's May, It must be in the air. The urge to shrink people, i mean. #micromay #micro

CW // Vore, Mild Bodyhorror Oh, I LOVE this Arf sketch so much. I'm not really good at capturing the more... uh.. Primally Hungry side of him.

Cw//Topics Mentioned: Macro Shrinking Me discovering greysexuality after entertaining the idea of shrinking anthro men to the size of a dust spec and (non lethally) flattening them under my sona's incomprehensible by comparison paws, circa 2025:

Hey, you! Let me tf your OC/Sona. I feel a bit bored. So i figured i'd try drawing tf. These won't be the cleanest or greatest sketches out there. But i kind of want to practice and what better way to start off. Also if i don't sketch you, it's not personal, i promise. #furrytf #inanimatetf

Ohhhhh @zeebuoy.bsky.social Maybe don't make bets on things that are entirely plausible, hm? Not that Zeeb looks like he minds.

I really have to learn inking... Or colouring... Or anything, really. Eh, too hungry to commit rn. That's for after lunch.

Cw:vore (Obviously) I'm posting my shitty Vore doodles on the internet now, and nobody can stop me. Ooooh "eating people is wrong" Ooooooooh- Then why do they taste good, you buffoon. #vore #furry