Yeah, why do rich men provide us with the most brain-numbing horseshit imaginable?

Brits calling paracetamol "Tylenol" though.

Tatey wedges for tea.

Fleetwood Mac reuniting for JK TERFling's 60th birthday is gross but not surprising. I'm just so past expecting rich people to be good.

Telling my friend with long enthusiasm how much I love Zoflora cleaner. Welcome to 36, ajerf.

Capitalism hates art and creative sensibility. Always has, always will. This is that at its more advanced point and it's horrible.

We cut out pork about 2 months ago and now I'm absolutely obsessed with canned tuna. I even keep asking my partner if he wants tuna. Just tuna tuna tuna.

My mum, whose teeth are damaged from decades of an eating disorder got told she'd be put on an "urgent waiting list for NHS treatment." That "urgent waiting list"….... Is two years lol. Just completely screwed.

Everyone at that scumbag protest looks like they kiss their XL Bullies with tongue.

Husband is playing Silksong and I'm backseat gaming again.

Known several people now who've taken selfies with their dead relative on their deathbed and I think it's fascinating how simultaneously Victorian and mid 2020s that is.

Gonna be another of those occasions where liberals debate the "rights" and "wrongs" of political violence whilst fascists run rampant, like they understand any other language but violence and will ever cease inflicting it. Fuck them.

Charlie "Kirked the bucket." More like.

Ate porridge and all I could think of was 18th century workhouses.

People fundamentally don't understand class and its fluidity. Some manual labourers now earn more than office workers. Having a trade means very good income. Equating working in an office with better pay and opportunity is about 40 years out of date.

You've clearly never known the joy of scran. Scran is undisputed, there is no other word for a good scran.

Bit of gyros wrap and chilli sauce for ajerf. Love to make some memories, me haha x

If the law worked as it should transphobes would be arrested every time they so much as sniffed at inciting hatred actually.

No fridge for us until Monday.

My auntie has started sending me Tik Toks of people singing.

Will never get over how you can sit on your arse doing nothing in your house and it still costs money.

So great when the fridge breaks, it's like "we're getting a bit medieval in here."

I think we should dream bigger than the death of Trump, and urge the collapse of the US to happen quicker.

That weird purring noise the cheese makes as it melts on your toast though.

Scratch the England flag, find the smell of B.O. and a bad haircut.

It's not a coincidence AI is a tool that works to dissolve people's critical thinking skills at a time when in many respects fascism is here.

Me singing to the tune of Englishman In New York: "Woah oh I'm a northerner, just a rascal northerner, just a northerner in the south." Lived here two years and the earworm always comes back.

Got me mug of hot Earl Grey and I'm sensing an autumn chiill in the air, kids. Hahaha yes yes finally, hahaha wooo.

Me: "This body wash smells like Jean Paul Gaultier! I can't believe it, it's not even Jean Paul Gaultier!" My partner: "I don't know who Jean Paul Gaultier is, why do you want to smell like him?"

Hoping this website remains a largely celebrity free zone cos I just looked at twitter for about 30 seconds and felt about a dozen of my brain cells die.

I'm no believer in parliamentary means of change anymore, but from a socialist standpoint, launching this attack on Labour based on material conditions, class relations and imperialism first I'd say is to be expected.

Ozzy on pizza:

RIP Ozzy

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Ozzy 😩😩😩😩😩😩

Me in the style of Mrs Merton after every harrowing or left field film me and my partner watch: "What a lovely little film!"

Every now and then I remember that year Hull was shortlisted as one of the cities to host Eurovision and I chuckle to myself all over again.

That 'Silver Springs' performance remains an all timer of emotion but them playing on their past history like this is really tiresome now.

The way buyers speak to me on Discogs makes me incredibly grateful for the so called 'male loneliness epidemic'.

Grok of shit, more like.

All I wanna do is livestream the final Black Sabbath gig without having to pay £25. Just put intermittent advertising on there and give it us for free ffs.

Every time Rachel Reeves cries my skin becomes younger, plumper, more rejuvenated. If we could increase the misery of every parliamentarian by 100% I would become immortal.

I absolutely hate spring and summer, this heat is thoroughly disgusting I’m sorry but I’m an autumn and winter gal forever.

The sheer, tireless dedication of Dr Jay Watts to challenge MPs and relentlessly use their platform has been incredible.

Please just fuck off and die.

Couldn’t feel any less sympathy for Israel but the fact Tel Aviv is essentially a tacky luxury resort makes it all the more so.

RIP big dog

Brian Wilson, what a legend.

I realise there's a lot of terrible things already but the Save A Paw dog cruelty case has broken my heart ontop of it all. Please be careful what you read cos it's so upsetting, but people are now pushing for licencing and regulation on animal rescues petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...

Dreamt I was being intimidated by a 4 year old child with a beard last night, so that was a fun look into my general psyche.

I see your nan has made the papers.