Front Bottoms knife commission 🔪

Would you still love me even if I was a worm mirror?

You like Shrekkkkkk?

I will make you literally whatever your sweet heart wants 🫡

Donut vid with the sound on 🗣️

Whoever invented the roundabout deserves all the roundabouts they want if you know what I mean

Calcifer 🔥

What’s the best time for a dentist appt? Tooth hurty 😎✨🦷

Another commission done ✨

Babybjörk in a babybjörn

Put me, young Sheldon and the rizzler on survivor and baby we’re pulling everyone on our side

Had a big day

Nosferatu? More like YESferatu, give me more of that vampire!

4 blobs I made in 4 days for a salon in Portland ✨

Saved by DIY Boomers YouTube tutorial videos 🙏🫡

Frog wizard save me

Deadpool commission :)

Five big barb wire circles for my friend Ben :)

Meeting my wife the old fashioned way (getting cast on Survivor, forming an alliance on day one, making it to the finale with her and proposing to her before she beats me for 1M)

I made a big disco ball 🪩

Male loneliness? More like MAIL loneliness! Someone send me a damn postcard!!

My very first college course the teacher walks in, says “Hi my name is Corey Bean, please call me Corey and NOT Mr. Bean”

Going on Survivor and getting in an alliance with the kid who played Young Sheldon

Snake + sword + me 🐍⚔️

I love this app and never ever forget about it

Gotta use Bluesky more, here’s a Keith Haring piece I just finished for a donation ✨

Back to say I drank a Moxie today

I will try to use this more I promise 💫

I forget to post here but here are some vibrators

🎶 it’s no surprise to me I am a human centipede ‘Cause every now and then I eat the living shit out of me 🎶

Open my head and it’s just a ball of lumpy play-doh

Pepsi tastes worse than most medicines

Cute paddle for your cute butt

Absolutely disgusting how badly I still want to go to a water park

1 joint + 1 cigarette

Mixing up poison for a turn human into llama potion is a simple mistake anyone could’ve made

We’re (so) back

The most Italian thing about me is my grandfather made me a handmade pizza cutter but it’s also from the grandfather who’s Irish/English..

Made this today

Identical twins are siblings who look alike and fraternal twins are siblings who like to do keg stands and haze pledges

Dog day Bluesky

My room is in shambles with all these mirrors hanging around

Getting back to my roots (watching mtvs the challenge)

Shiny shiny rocks 💎