If you have never been to a protest before and are worried that you don’t know how to participate let me assure you that nothing is required of you outside of your attendance. All you need to do is show up and be one more person in the total number that showed. Increase the overall presence.

Will someone fascinate me with a piece of cheese already??

I am The Emperor

Literally any person experiencing homelessness has more resilience and strength of character than our president that needs to turn the White House into the Palace of Versailles to feel like a man.

High emotional intelligence is lonely

Anybody wanna come over and eat an entire rotisserie chicken with our bare hands?

Wanna get high and play Legos y or n?

I don’t need a provider I need a partner.

Just my dumb-ass cat sleeping like he crashed out after a bender

I remember now that I hate running. Every few years I remember that I hate running.

I’m about to buy a whole ass house with the money he said we didn’t have for my life-saving medical screening.

I want to build a creative empire with the love of my life on 40 wooded acres with a sustainable permaculture food forest nbd

Got some bloodwork done and I literally haven’t been this healthy since before I was married. Abuse. Is. Inflammatory.

I need a little butterfly to land on my nose and make me go cross-eyed with awe

I literally released the anger in a huge sigh today and my migraine went away immediately.

Someday imma move to Svalbard and forget this hot ass state

Nothing is breaking news when everything is breaking news.

I want someone who’s sure about me. Dead set on me. Losing sleep over me. Fucked up over me. After a lifetime of bullshit it’s eternal longing or fuck off.

Every time I’m there my heart starts beating fast and I can feel the panic welling up all like the doors and windows will suddenly lock and I’ll be trapped again

Remembering who the fuck I am

We are collectively fucked

Just wanna fall asleep in a rain-spangled rose like a little garden frog but apparently that’s a lot to ask

I don’t know what pickle ball is and I refuse to look it up because I just know there’s no pickles involved AT ALL

I have purposely avoided reading The Body Keeps The Score for many years because I knew it’d just make me angry but I’m trying to stop thinking I know everything and yeah it’s good I GUESS

Horrified at how desensitized I’ve become to apocalyptic news

Course correcting. Going back to every time the timeline branched off into chaos and making a different choice.

GUYS. IM OFFICIALLY DIVORCED. 🥹

Sometimes you just gotta tear all your fingernails off painfully short and start over.

Fruit flies be rude as hell

Learned to build furniture during COVID now I’m just waiting till I can cash in on my new career as a guillotine smith.

Everyone loves TACO night

Can’t do it. Cats are bathing each other in my lap.

I’ve been trying to start my own business for over a decade but never got anywhere. Turns out I just needed to get divorced.

I just want to be divorced already 😩

Alcatraz means pelican but it sounds like Auschwitz

The hundred guys against a gorilla meme just gives me 70,000+ men in a rape chat vibes. Maybe just be less violent?

Nothing a vat of hot cheese dip wouldn’t fix

I don’t know if it’s age or what but I can’t take a sip of a refreshing beverage without saying “ahhhhhhhhh fuck” immediately after.

I just stood on the balcony of my apartment in the torrential rain and let out a breath I’ve been holding for 17 years

It’s not stupidity that makes you leak classified war information twice, it’s arrogance and entitlement.

Oops! Ignored my boundaries again! 🤷‍♀️

Why are sardines fashionable right now

The world is insane, but there is still bread and good butter.

I’ve been putting others needs first since I was a small child and I’m finally realizing just how deeply I want to be cared for.

Was I born in this Cheesecake Factory? Will I die here? Is this place a restaurant or a purgatory of eternal waiting?

Stating the obvious but if women will only be able to vote if their names match their birth certificates then those of us that do have this “luxury” MUST VOTE to speak up for those that do not have a voice.

I want more things to come in piñatas. Not like a fuller piñata stuffed with candy but like more items were just packaged in piñatas as their normal method of conveyance. Delectable cured meats, for example.

He will die within my lifetime and that provides a small comfort.

Forget guillotines. A rock tumbler, but for politicians.

It’s pure lawlessness and mayhem in a roundabout.