Alayna Huft
@thymebombe.bsky.social
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Aquarius sun/moon. Frög möther. Goth casual. Born radicalized. Basically insufferable.
If you have never been to a protest before and are worried that you don’t know how to participate let me assure you that nothing is required of you outside of your attendance. All you need to do is show up and be one more person in the total number that showed. Increase the overall presence.
6 months ago
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Will someone fascinate me with a piece of cheese already??
8 months ago
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I am The Emperor
8 months ago
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Literally any person experiencing homelessness has more resilience and strength of character than our president that needs to turn the White House into the Palace of Versailles to feel like a man.
8 months ago
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High emotional intelligence is lonely
8 months ago
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Anybody wanna come over and eat an entire rotisserie chicken with our bare hands?
8 months ago
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Wanna get high and play Legos y or n?
9 months ago
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I don’t need a provider I need a partner.
9 months ago
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Just my dumb-ass cat sleeping like he crashed out after a bender
9 months ago
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I remember now that I hate running. Every few years I remember that I hate running.
9 months ago
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I’m about to buy a whole ass house with the money he said we didn’t have for my life-saving medical screening.
9 months ago
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I want to build a creative empire with the love of my life on 40 wooded acres with a sustainable permaculture food forest nbd
9 months ago
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Got some bloodwork done and I literally haven’t been this healthy since before I was married. Abuse. Is. Inflammatory.
9 months ago
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I need a little butterfly to land on my nose and make me go cross-eyed with awe
9 months ago
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I literally released the anger in a huge sigh today and my migraine went away immediately.
9 months ago
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Someday imma move to Svalbard and forget this hot ass state
9 months ago
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Nothing is breaking news when everything is breaking news.
9 months ago
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I want someone who’s sure about me. Dead set on me. Losing sleep over me. Fucked up over me. After a lifetime of bullshit it’s eternal longing or fuck off.
9 months ago
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Every time I’m there my heart starts beating fast and I can feel the panic welling up all like the doors and windows will suddenly lock and I’ll be trapped again
9 months ago
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Remembering who the fuck I am
9 months ago
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We are collectively fucked
9 months ago
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Just wanna fall asleep in a rain-spangled rose like a little garden frog but apparently that’s a lot to ask
10 months ago
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I don’t know what pickle ball is and I refuse to look it up because I just know there’s no pickles involved AT ALL
10 months ago
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I have purposely avoided reading The Body Keeps The Score for many years because I knew it’d just make me angry but I’m trying to stop thinking I know everything and yeah it’s good I GUESS
10 months ago
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Horrified at how desensitized I’ve become to apocalyptic news
10 months ago
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Course correcting. Going back to every time the timeline branched off into chaos and making a different choice.
10 months ago
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GUYS. IM OFFICIALLY DIVORCED. 🥹
10 months ago
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Sometimes you just gotta tear all your fingernails off painfully short and start over.
10 months ago
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Fruit flies be rude as hell
10 months ago
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Learned to build furniture during COVID now I’m just waiting till I can cash in on my new career as a guillotine smith.
10 months ago
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Everyone loves TACO night
11 months ago
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Can’t do it. Cats are bathing each other in my lap.
11 months ago
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I’ve been trying to start my own business for over a decade but never got anywhere. Turns out I just needed to get divorced.
11 months ago
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I just want to be divorced already 😩
11 months ago
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Alcatraz means pelican but it sounds like Auschwitz
11 months ago
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The hundred guys against a gorilla meme just gives me 70,000+ men in a rape chat vibes. Maybe just be less violent?
11 months ago
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Nothing a vat of hot cheese dip wouldn’t fix
12 months ago
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I don’t know if it’s age or what but I can’t take a sip of a refreshing beverage without saying “ahhhhhhhhh fuck” immediately after.
12 months ago
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I just stood on the balcony of my apartment in the torrential rain and let out a breath I’ve been holding for 17 years
12 months ago
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It’s not stupidity that makes you leak classified war information twice, it’s arrogance and entitlement.
12 months ago
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Oops! Ignored my boundaries again! 🤷♀️
12 months ago
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Why are sardines fashionable right now
12 months ago
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The world is insane, but there is still bread and good butter.
12 months ago
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I’ve been putting others needs first since I was a small child and I’m finally realizing just how deeply I want to be cared for.
12 months ago
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Was I born in this Cheesecake Factory? Will I die here? Is this place a restaurant or a purgatory of eternal waiting?
12 months ago
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Stating the obvious but if women will only be able to vote if their names match their birth certificates then those of us that do have this “luxury” MUST VOTE to speak up for those that do not have a voice.
12 months ago
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I want more things to come in piñatas. Not like a fuller piñata stuffed with candy but like more items were just packaged in piñatas as their normal method of conveyance. Delectable cured meats, for example.
about 1 year ago
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He will die within my lifetime and that provides a small comfort.
about 1 year ago
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Forget guillotines. A rock tumbler, but for politicians.
about 1 year ago
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It’s pure lawlessness and mayhem in a roundabout.
about 1 year ago
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