Best exercise routine: own a farm

“Humans are an advanced life form.” ~Uses beagles for toxicology and pharmaceutical testing

I want a political party that governs by societal opportunity costs. Wanna go to the moon? Great! Healthcare, housing, and a living wage first.

Happy Fuck Viktor Orbán Day, for all who celebrate.

Guess I’m the only one who thinks $4B to fly by the moon is nuts.

I love that the same people who oppose universal healthcare have a Costco membership.

$4 BILLION a launch, for what exactly? Only Americans would forego cancer research and meals-on-wheels for this shit.

How can a man live 80 years and absorb absolutely nothing?

Added to my farm today. Say hello to Bandit. He’s 8 months old. #MiniDonkey

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Republicans were good at economics.

Historians will ask how the fuck the worst and second worst presidents are the same guy.

“For our history now descends from a kingdom of gold to one of iron and rust.” ~Cassius Dio upon the death of Marcus Aurelius and the ascent of Commodus

For those that need to hear it, Native Americans have a better claim on North American land than Jews have on Palestine.

Your daily reminder that it’s not America doing all this shit. It’s WHITE America doing all this shit.

Me, when people claim they didn’t vote for this.

The Left isn’t nearly militant enough.

Only one political party is afraid that their house will get firebombed by their base. *Kind of a red flag, no?

His death will feel like the fucking Rapture.

Growing up in poor, rural, White America, I was told to be a good person. So I thought that’s what it meant: be a good person. But White people speak in code. By good they actually meant keep a job and pay your bills. They have no problem with hate.

Never concern yourself with the opinions of those to whom you’d never turn to for advice. ~Me

70% of voters are White. 55% voted for Trump. White America:

Guess which one is my shadow. #Alpacas

The snow is no joke. Binny is loving it, though.

Trump will display it with his Michigan Man-of-the-year awards.

Always knew I should’ve joined the Secret Service.

This is Doja Cat. He sits with me every day while I work. He doesn’t understand weekends. #Caturday

Snow was no joke this morning.

Americans never tire of sending our sons and daughters to die in needless wars while simultaneously bankrupting their future.

Drusus also enjoys this weather.

The last video was this morning. This was 5 minutes ago. 👀

Wind isn’t playing this morning.

From my farm animals to yours, Merry Christmas! #AnimalLivesMatter

Cologne must have been strong because the ladies were all over me. 😏

Ambushed, it was best to avoid the wrath of these clearly vicious creatures…

My dog Luna turned 11 today. She celebrated with her closest friends.

The latest episode of Pluribus coulda been an email.

My shadow, Lucius.

What snow?

My girls.

Day. ❄️🦙

Morning y’all.

How many alpacas do you see?

Anyone who puts a doorbell in a commercial should be shot.

There’s always one child. 🐐🎃

He’s super happy so he can’t help wagging his tail.

Fall is the best. 🍁🎃 🐐

Remember back in 2016 when you assumed you were just slightly above average intelligence?

If human beings were good by nature we wouldn’t need laws.

Someone likes pumpkins…

Watching Lucius test his father on a beautiful fall morning is why I exist…