“If you call us murderers, it’s gonna piss us off and we’ll murder you more!” Totally doesn’t sound like an abuser blaming his victim.

i dOn’T kNOw WHy tRuMP kEePS TaLKiNg AbOUt gReEnLaND.

This is Doja Cat. He sits with me every day while I work. He doesn’t understand weekends. #Caturday

Snow was no joke this morning.

Americans never tire of sending our sons and daughters to die in needless wars while simultaneously bankrupting their future.

Drusus also enjoys this weather.

The last video was this morning. This was 5 minutes ago. 👀

Wind isn’t playing this morning.

From my farm animals to yours, Merry Christmas! #AnimalLivesMatter

Cologne must have been strong because the ladies were all over me. 😏

Ambushed, it was best to avoid the wrath of these clearly vicious creatures…

My dog Luna turned 11 today. She celebrated with her closest friends.

The latest episode of Pluribus coulda been an email.

My shadow, Lucius.

What snow?

My girls.

Day. ❄️🦙

Morning y’all.

How many alpacas do you see?

Anyone who puts a doorbell in a commercial should be shot.

There’s always one child. 🐐🎃

Me, when people claim they didn’t vote for this.

He’s super happy so he can’t help wagging his tail.

Fall is the best. 🍁🎃 🐐

Remember back in 2016 when you assumed you were just slightly above average intelligence?

If human beings were good by nature we wouldn’t need laws.

Someone likes pumpkins…

Watching Lucius test his father on a beautiful fall morning is why I exist…

Somewhere there’s a timeline where Trump is impeached and handed over to The Hague to be charged with crimes against humanity for murdering 17 boaters.

My child has been playing in the mud. #Binny

They were not happy with me this morning. Got their shots.

This is Harry. He’s gonna be 87 in November. He just delivered 60 bales of hay and unloaded them with me. Truly an inspiration!

So many Americans choose ignorance.

Good evening from Tokyo. ⛩️

Good morning from Butternut.

That big friend who’s surprisingly agile.

Me, when people claim they didn’t vote for this.

My evening. #Therapeutic #Alpacas

Animals keep you sane.

No one writes prose like the Assyrians.

I am REALLY looking forward to American Evangelicals explaining their worldly actions to their god.

Everyone has one kid who won’t get out of the pool.

Binny says it’s never too early for the pool. 💦 🦙

Just unloaded 60 bales of hay in 85% humidity with my 86 yr old(!) delivery driver. Harry drives the truck himself and carries his own bales. Truly amazing and inspirational.

Greatest country in the world? Not even the greatest country in North America.

You will never find a more collectively hateful group of people than White America.

Average age of US adult: 39 years old Average age of US House: 58 years old Average age of US Senate: 64 years old Retirement age in US: 62-67 years old US population 65 yr and older: 18% Minority rule comes in many forms.

Pretty excited to read about the greatest general of Antiquity…and Hannibal, too. 🤓 📖 #ClassicsBluesky