I wonder how i can make my bath fizzy and colourful?! The humble bathbomb:

I have a qqquest for yuuu Get me.. fffiiiive fish..!! And you can earn some coin.........

Ppl r taking this to heart methinks. No, i was not fingering her as there is no her to finger. Therefore. I did not touch a poopy in there. It seems people don't like my funny post. I apologize for posting about poopy in a bunghole 🙏

I was fingering her and i touched a POOPY in there!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!

I'm jealous of transfems, they have all the good names. Annabelle? Gorgeous. Stephanie? Lovely. Even the simple ones, Rose, Jennifer LOVE THEM!! What do i have? Dave? Tod? Micheal? fucking bob???

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Ho ho ho Merry nerpmas...!!!

0.16 cm Anomalocaris in webfishing. Are you not entertained.

I need an italian greyhound because its the closest i can get to owning niko. Just skinnier.

Boy! I sure do love having all of my blood!! The dastardly leech:

Big seal doesnt want you to know this one secret...

Can someone tell him he looks handsome in his new Christmas sweater?

can’t believe diarrhea forever won

Anyways. Im going to take a shit ton of melatonin and draw until i pass out 🙏 staying awake and being mad isnt doing anything, night.

I don't care atp. People are going to die because of this election. I dont care how i come off or how many friends i lose on this app.

If you voted for trump. Unfollow me. Block me, do whatever to get off my page and away from me. You are NOT welcome on my page, you are not wanted here. Im at the point where i genuinely do not care about you or your fucking life.

Hi guys, please please please be safe in the upcoming days, it will be okay, for all my lgbtq oomfs, your existence is rebellion. You staying alive is rebellion. Stay alive. Don't let them win. They want you dead. Every dead queer is a win on their part.

Its scary out here sealers

It's election day!! Lets see if my country can choose mega hitler or a black woman. They don't know who is worse!

This is what happens when you die. This is where you go.

I wonder what i'll eat for breakfast this morning.. The nutritious blueberry muffin:

Can someone buying me a Popsicle

Im sick. Great.

Four more days b4 mine and my friends rights potentially get stripped from us ❤️🇺🇲 god bless the US-fucking-A 🦅

Sealsky should create a commune so we can all live in a big community and drink funny tasting punch and lounge on seaside rocks. #seals #sealsky

My profile picture looks so weird unspookified 😭

Bumping this 🙂‍↕️ these are still open ❤️

so fucking obsessed with this dude

#seal #sealsky

Im nearly to the amount of followers i have on twt!!! Yayy!!

I like that my teacher lets me print whatever i want #seal #sealsky

Its so cold.

Worlds Smallest Seal.......

Does anyone want full body art for $6? #art #comissions

this is insane

Why is he eating my webkinz seal 😭

Fyi no one wished me luck so they killed me and im dead

Unfathomable..... Just.. just unfathomable... #seal #sealtwr

Meeting with my county board in a minute 😭 wish me luck

This might be my favorite seal image. Its so fucking good.

Someone come play toys with me...... #seal #sealsky

CARLOS SAINZ WINS THE MEXICO CITY GRAND PRIX!!! 🏆🇲🇽 FERRARI MAKE IT BACK-TO-BACK WINS!! #F1 #MexicoGP

BWAAAAPP #seal #sealsky

He looks so good in that outfit. Guys that's my girlfriend.

I feel so bad for perez oh my goodness he looked like he wanted to cry no way man 😭 #f1 #formulaone

I watched Deadpool x wolverine and i have not been able to stop thinking about hugh jackman.

Ok this one actually can't be real. There's no way.

Goodnight sealsky 💖 just took a massive poop that looked like seal poop so I giggled a bit.

Im so sleepy oooouuuuggggggaa

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