* I am also not responsible for this.

* Interesting.

[ looking away again. ] * . . . Anyways.

* . . . [ LOOKING AWAY. ] * It was not.

[ watching both Frisk and Kris act like dogs in abject horror ]

* Frisk wants walkies?

* Do not laugh at me. * And do not use a pick up line on me.

* Oh, they are both dogs.

* Fine, if you are the Angel, * Then I am the Devil. We are true opposites. [ that was cringe as fuck. why did chara do that. ]

* You are not.

* Angel, please help me.

// THIS is how Frisk can clutch Chara

* . . . * You are like a lost puppy.

* I am beginning to see the Frisk traits in them . . . No . . .

* Goodbye.

// frisk probably thinks kris is some kind of charisk homunculus

* Frisk, please stop saying “honey, I’m home!” each time you enter our dorm.

* Because I said so.

* Eat your greens.

* Do not look so sad.

* I do not think I will be doing that.

* It will be okay.

* You may keep it.

( what is their PROBLEM? )

* I am leaving.

* I shall humor this once, * Yes, the rumors are true. Frisk and I are breaking up.

* What did you just call me?

* Nostalgic about bombs?

// whatever the fuck goes on between frisk and chara never fails to make me laugh

* What.

* It is a weekly occurrence. * Also, we are not dating. * We are in a civil partnership. Roommates.

* Why do you . . .

* I think I shall burn it alive.

* The what.

=) * I am packing up your belongings as I speak.

* Frisk . . . * What is a “labubu”?

* I never lie.

* I am seeking a new roommate.

* . . . * You have student loans to repay, you know.

* The what.

* Interesting.

* I will always win. I will always prevail.

* Kris certainly does not enjoy being psychoanalyzed.

* This sentence is abhorrent.

// I still can’t believe Kris told Chara to shut up

[ tongue click. ] * Well, well.

* How very, very interesting.

* Do NOT call me that???

* Leave me be. [ They can hear it. They’re walking faster. ]