Just went to put my flat pedals back on my BMX, turns out my pedals are now on my sons BMX 🤔

BMX has definitely messed up my old mileage goals :D Activities: 343 Distance: 3,280.45 km Time: 403:33:47 Calories: 178,367

I keep forgetting to take photos of out little trips to the pump and BMX tracks. It's bloody good fun though

Was about to call the exorcist for my 7 year old, but it turns out it was just @andyserkis.bsky.social reading The Two Towers audio book to him loudly 😆😆

My arms hurt, i've got blisters on both hands and I still can't manual my BMX for anything more than a couple of seconds. But it feels good to be trying to learn something new that doesn't involve a keyboard and a command line.

Cycling on tv is always better with data, be it the TDF of the BMX. Conflicts when the cricket is on as well 😆

My wife wasn't as excited by this as i was. It's a right old faff when you're used to AKS

Even lanky is leaving early

Shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted 😆

Why does a billionaire need more money

Someone was sat on my wheel on the return from the school run. Ended up a sweaty mess going into a meeting 😆🤦

It's that time of year again. Accosted by a gang of migrant thugs and their kids on the canal on the way to work. I thought Kier was going to fix this 😡

Two crashes last Thursday have left me with a bruised right hip, left arm and ribs on my left side. Sleep hasn't been great 😴😴😴

Keep feeling really guilty about this Labour government, then remembered that i didn't vote for them because I was pretty sure this was the direction of travel.

Turns out racing BMX has made me an absolute hooligan on a mountain bike 😱

Relegating bibshorts to turbo duty 😮‍💨 Better to do it a week too early than a day too late

Congratulations to Mark Carney and the Liberal Party on their election victory. The bond between Europe and Canada is strong — and growing stronger.

I’ll sponsor one tree planted in the Lake District for the next 15 followers to get me to 4,000. I’ll send you a link to your certificate with your bluesky name/handle so you can see where it is. Please boost for reach. 🫡

First (novice) régional for me and the boy tomorrow 😬

How much is an iPhone going to cost in the USA now?

The absolute panic in the time between farting on a conference call and checking that you're on mute

how can this exist in the same world as Donald Trump

Day 3 and my brain is mush

Really need to sit down and work out my kubecon itinerary

Mother's day when your wife has a horse is not complaining when dinner has been ready for an hour and she's still out riding 😆 Oh well, watch the footy with the kids then!

First pump track injury 😜 Overcooked a manual on a roller (considering i can't do them on the flat) managed to keep the bike from hitting the floor. Knee and ankle weren't so lucky 🤦

Was rather nice out, first time in ages my legs have been feeling a bit better

Can we just take a moment to appreciate that both my boys will have their swimming lessons AT THE SAME TIME FROM THIS WEEK.

Somebody has moved in next to my desk with spds 👀

Another session at the indoor where i spend more time talking to my mates than actually riding

Can we not just do a Tesla Tarrif every time he's a prick?

Where is Starmer's statement of support for Zelenskyy. No excuses. No equivocation.

Did Trump get confused and think he'd taken over from Obama?

A letter from the KING?

That's the least convincing LBW DRS I've seen - you realy couldn't see if it was bat or pad first. One thing i like about the rugby system is the question that gets asked by the ref

Kept ourselves busy yesterday, while the smallest had his lesson. Got the big rake out and spent some time shaping the first straight while it's soft. @manchesterbmx

Pretty crazy that the breakdown of the USA is Starmer's Falklands.

Was competing against a load of kids in a BMX high jump competition today. Please pray for my knees tomorrow. I came third, beaten by a 12 year old and a 10 year old 😂. They both cleared the whole of the jump pole

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Not sure what to do tonight, club night at the indoor but it's so... BIG (and scary)

25 minutes of manual practice and my arms are hanging off

Anyone south Manchester WFH types fancy some lunchtime pumptrack laps at wythenshawe park? Mutual ambulance calling and all that

Gave my lad an 'i gave blood sticker' Apparently they won't want my blood because of all the stones in it from falling off my bike 😆

The silicone spray does make the bike nice and shiney. Does also make the lino rather trecherous

Pit stop! @littlemill rowarth.

Stopped to help a bloke with a snapped chain on the canal yesterday. Why is it never the dry, squeaky chains that snap but the horrible black sludge ones?

The major downside of working best at this time of night is that there's rarely anyone around to review and approve the PR.

I think my commute might have a different energy if i had a chainsaw strapped to my front rack. MS 200 would do nicely