i opened ny phone this morning and my gf saw gay porn on my twitter

playing the release show for this ep tonight so excited i hope the few people who listened to it from here thought it was good :]

its so hard being a pokemon fan cus no matter where you look it's constant slander on shit that doesn't really matter while they disregard what does matter (graphics vs gameplay)

ginna fucking kill myself ive bought two sd cards that are not compatible with my switch go fuck yourself

the streak of finding random full odds shinies on first playthroughs continues 🥹

my bands first ep just released today. go listen to it now. im super proud of it open.spotify.com/album/0QssqZ...

could not describe the urge i had to get mcdonalds today. i think mcdonalds is kinda butt but i was fuckin HUNGRY for a double quarter pounder

shes so bad im humping the screen

heartbreaking: i was right about dk bananza (i have to break everything) (i got 3k gold in the tutorial)

if there is a will there is a way

IM NO LONGER IN DEBT TO SOCIETY‼️

gf's ex at the party .... oh well ... i shall sing lovely songs about doing her......

i jermapilled my wife

playing my first show out of south florida tomorrow

phat pokemon card payday next week i mathed it out and after all my shit is paid and i buy a switch im still gonna have almost $6k left over 🥹

i think more people should know about this song open.spotify.com/track/29s8uc...

my gf scrollrd through my youtube and she saw all the fnaf and pokemon videos in my recommended and i think i was less embarrassed when i got pantsed when i wasn't wearing underwear

sister posting pro charlie kirk stuff dear lord why did he have to die now people won't shut the fuck up about him

mcr i love you im so sorry i slept on you just a little bit for many years i cried like a little bitch to helena and ghost of you and famous last words and disenchanted and i dont love you and

100% mario sunshine for the 5th time or smn

modern politics are so exhausting man it truly is all his fault

drove on the highway just now can i get a hell yeah

i saw mcr tonight my life is changed

need this guy to buy this shit so i can have PAY DAY and buy a switch 2 with dk and pokemon so i can play games and eat cookies and drink lemonade :D

if they put up a statue of some famous nazi anywhere near me i will go and take a shit on it and post it

i just hope whatever he ruins while in office gets reverted back with whoever is next in line. i really really hope.

till it squeaks

that's it? no smash?

im still getting replies and they're just ragebait atp like why is someone replying to me with this lmfao

no i don't care or have empathy for kirk he's cartoonishly evil

sigh my foolish ass deciding to post a comment for once on my county's instagram page and most people silently agreeing with me but all the stupid fuck maganazis are replying to me with the stupidest shit ever 😮‍💨

random thursday passes and suddenly everyone be like "ohhhh i love chevelle theyve been my favorite band for 3 years"

weak in my knees

GAY MATT SKIBA: im cumming in your backside no lube im cumming in your backside no lube

gay mark hoppus be like ill be there when your cock stops leaking ill be there when your cum shot lands on my face

ima pro.

gay mark hoppus be like ill be there when your cock stops leaking ill be there when your cum shot lands on my face

i got another but they fixed the art

alright i get it open.spotify.com/track/3LsdvT...

i should get a refund for this atrocity

thank you ozzy. this was my favorite sabbath song. you've been such an inspiration to so many people and without sabbath music would not be where it is today. thank you for being the inspiration for millions, including me open.spotify.com/track/5clz8B...

@baylee.being.dog get on tmod

@queengizzard.posts.cat bitch

waking my gf up by making her cinnamon rolls

my girlfriend bought me pokemon cards for my birthday :] (its in november)

NOW PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

don't ever be poor cus it fucking sucks remember that

couple years down the line my family is probably gonna talk behind my back about me being a leftist in a family of right wingers but i'll literally have one up on everyone because i have a successful career and not living like a slob

nsmb may be the most overrated title ive ever experienced man this game is the worst in the series????? every other one is better?????

these floridian children are dumb as shit this is the 2nd time some kid has jokingly tried catcalling someone in my group (the first time it was my friend and this time my girlfriend) can't stand it here