this is still one of the funniest videos ever made youtu.be/IqUN4YdQgVQ

i think my cat is stupid he loves running full force into doors

white people be like i had to cover up my gooseworx tattoo

outplaying one of your local bass idols is insane

bitches be driving a fiat 500 acting like they turning a bus

skyward sword is fun (albeit a bit easy) there's just like a small handful of things about the way it feels to play that bother me a lil bit i just beat scaldera and it was a pretty fun boss fight. better than marbled gohma or gyorg lol

ok skyward sword is a little fun

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

idk about yall but i watched a 48 minute video about two and a half men the other day and i never expected it to be that interesting

wow. open.spotify.com/track/7m6UCp...

absolutely unfair that my gf's taxes took 20 minutes to file and mine took a $400 appointment at h&r block

wow the combat in skyward sword is... interesting i guess

Uni gets big sometimes…

Your attacks can’t hit me! The strongest!

finally moving on

this final challenge is awful though

dk bananza was one of the best fucking games ever we have never been so back in our entire lives

i heart my gfs giant ass

"woke" doesn't mean supporting gay people it means liking nine by blink182

man pokopia really is like one of the best games ever made

man i really feel like im not gonna be doing this for my career. our drummer doesn't care really and our guitarist is in another band that plays 6+ shows a month and he seems to enjoy it way more despite saying he doesn't want it to be his main thing. i just feel so lost with music man

GAY MATT SKIBA: im cumming in your backside no lube im cumming in your backside no lube

gay mark hoppus be like ill be there when your cock stops leaking ill be there when your cum shot lands on my face

pricing arguments are always so annoying cus this does not need to be a thing that's fought over for a week, who give a fuck if someone wants to use their money how they want it

one year with my gf yesterday and it feels great knowing what an actual good relationship feels like and i dont have to worry about getting hit by her or her yelling at me :D

in order for me to get out of honduras you need to stream @garden-0f-eden.posts.cat's band!!!! so she can pay for a single burger tomorrow! thank you! open.spotify.com/album/0QssqZ...

i just want a shiny pidgey so i can move on i don't need a 5th starly </3

4th shiny starly trying to get a shiny pidgey </3

🥲 2 more days

i love my wife so much

first tattoo

i opened ny phone this morning and my gf saw gay porn on my twitter

playing the release show for this ep tonight so excited i hope the few people who listened to it from here thought it was good :]

its so hard being a pokemon fan cus no matter where you look it's constant slander on shit that doesn't really matter while they disregard what does matter (graphics vs gameplay)

ginna fucking kill myself ive bought two sd cards that are not compatible with my switch go fuck yourself

the streak of finding random full odds shinies on first playthroughs continues 🥹

my bands first ep just released today. go listen to it now. im super proud of it open.spotify.com/album/0QssqZ...

could not describe the urge i had to get mcdonalds today. i think mcdonalds is kinda butt but i was fuckin HUNGRY for a double quarter pounder

shes so bad im humping the screen

heartbreaking: i was right about dk bananza (i have to break everything) (i got 3k gold in the tutorial)

if there is a will there is a way

IM NO LONGER IN DEBT TO SOCIETY‼️

gf's ex at the party .... oh well ... i shall sing lovely songs about doing her......

i jermapilled my wife

playing my first show out of south florida tomorrow

phat pokemon card payday next week i mathed it out and after all my shit is paid and i buy a switch im still gonna have almost $6k left over 🥹

i think more people should know about this song open.spotify.com/track/29s8uc...

my gf scrollrd through my youtube and she saw all the fnaf and pokemon videos in my recommended and i think i was less embarrassed when i got pantsed when i wasn't wearing underwear