Adulthood: The phase that takes two months of planning to see a friend.

Fuck ICE

Divorce is like algebra. You look at your X and wonder Y.

I don't want new year. I would rather have a gently used year like 2006 or 2016 if it's in good condition.

Stop liking my posts. I'm not used to it 😂😂

Who are we invading next?

It's funny how all the trust goes away when you're looking for the remote. "Are you sitting on the remote?" -No Stand up.

The time between Christmas and New Years when you don't know what day it is , who you are and what you are supposed to be doing

What's one last bad descision you would want to make this year?

Name one thing from earth you wish could disappear forever

One nation under fraud Clearly visible with bribery And corruption for all

Wait a minute

Does screaming oh god, oh god in bed on a Sunday morning count as going to church?

No wonder that iron tower is erected so high

A ho, pedophile and a murderer

Back after a long time

Having big titties and not showing them is a waste of big titties

Found this on Reddit

Good morning

I'm afraid it will reach BangCock

Would you rather have no AC in the summer or no heating in the winter?

Bluesky needs to fix it's algorithm.

Good morning peeps 😊

This wins the internet.

Happy National Nude Day

Know your ticks

I will never forgive those who voted for this mess and those who didn't vote at all. And also fuck those who voted for the green party that indirectly helped this orange con.

What are your weekend plans?

They seem to be in love.

They bout to have a 1.5 some

Don't share this

Sorry for the inconvenience

Endless corruption.

@theogccd.bsky.social it's been a while. Hope you're doing well.

All the years of meditation wasted

One idiot is one idiot. Two idiot is two idiots. Ten thousand idiots is Republican Party.

Your ex is having raw sex with someone else and you're reading Kafka.

Night

Who's this young fella?

Morning sex? 1) Yes 2) Don't touch me, I need coffee.

Wash your belts idiots bc that's the first thing you filths touch after wiping your butt

Do you like spontaneous sex or do you need to be in the mood?

Do I follow you?

Share your favorite selfie

Spot the difference

What kind of Christian celebrates the demise of pope?

Night x