Dating Tips: Never date a man that doesn't respect your husband. "Family First".

@waffa.bsky.social 🚬🚬🚬 you're not alone ☺️

Hopefully Netanyahu will release the tapes after the heated phonecall

Say no to data centres

I want them gone forever.

Can we call it Niptune?

Do women prefer we eat the whole kitty 🐈 or just the clit?

What's your favorite place to be touched and kissed?

Ladies you can use earth as a natural vibrator during earthquake 🤣

Everyone is against alcohol but who was with you in your hardest and happiest moments? Broccoli?

You cannot go anywhere in the world without people looking at you sideways just because of him (Trump).

Is there Bluesky after dark?

Don't laugh 🤪

My girlfriend's sister tried to kill me yesterday.... what kinda sicko puts chloroform on their underwear 🤬

70 minus one equals dinner for two. If you know you know.

Happy Valentine's. Don't forget your crush is getting crushed today 😆😜.

Use a condom on valentine's day. The world doesn't need more scorpios.

All the conspiracy theories we used to hear post covid sounds real now after seeing some of the Epstein files

You might be the only one alive and everyone else is an illusion built just for you.

Can anyone explain how Jesus met dudes named Mathew, Mark, Luke and John in the middle east?

Adulthood: The phase that takes two months of planning to see a friend.

Fuck ICE

Divorce is like algebra. You look at your X and wonder Y.

I don't want new year. I would rather have a gently used year like 2006 or 2016 if it's in good condition.

Stop liking my posts. I'm not used to it 😂😂

Who are we invading next?

It's funny how all the trust goes away when you're looking for the remote. "Are you sitting on the remote?" -No Stand up.

The time between Christmas and New Years when you don't know what day it is , who you are and what you are supposed to be doing

What's one last bad descision you would want to make this year?

Name one thing from earth you wish could disappear forever

One nation under fraud Clearly visible with bribery And corruption for all

Wait a minute

Does screaming oh god, oh god in bed on a Sunday morning count as going to church?

No wonder that iron tower is erected so high

A ho, pedophile and a murderer

Back after a long time

Having big titties and not showing them is a waste of big titties

Found this on Reddit

Good morning

I'm afraid it will reach BangCock

Would you rather have no AC in the summer or no heating in the winter?

Bluesky needs to fix it's algorithm.

Good morning peeps 😊

This wins the internet.

Happy National Nude Day

Know your ticks

I will never forgive those who voted for this mess and those who didn't vote at all. And also fuck those who voted for the green party that indirectly helped this orange con.

What are your weekend plans?

They seem to be in love.