pray for this poor Xenomorph-loving cryptid

my first rounds as killer in DBD were against some very coordinated survivors 😭

This is the way

Goat: how are you today? me: *plays "Zombie" by Day6*

my husband just tried to give me an American chocolate (a brand I liked!) after a month in Finland my "no" was *emphatic*

ICE GOONS draw guns on humanitarian aid workers

Today is my birthday (turning 29), which is the only time all year that I ask for a repost 🌿 I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮

ah yes my favorite horse girl #Umamusume

⏾⋆.˚ 𝖒𝖔𝖉𝖊𝖑 𝖗𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖆𝖑! ⋆˙⟡ 🗝️ 𝖘𝖍𝖊'𝖘 𝖋𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖞 𝖙𝖔 𝖉𝖗𝖆𝖜 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉! ⋆⁺₊✧ ♡ & ↻ to open her coffin 💜⚰️ Model mama: @/Kavalliere_ #Vtuber | #modelreveal | #ENVtuber

@talkinggoatttv.bsky.social playing Umamusume, "My daughter, whom I love- SEVENTH? Glue."

also I'm so happy to see Umamusume doing well! I watched the anime and was really hyped for the game's global release now I just need to pull a good Silence Suzuka

I never liked cinnamon rolls. luckily, a Nordic friend told me to keep my mind open because korvapuusti

I've had probably a dozen cappuccinos in the past week

my husband just burped the words "a burp"

I yearn to run Linux on my Surface tablet I know it makes no sense but listen they forced Windows 11 on it and I hate it make it stop

I have so many more super-short dresses and 5" heels than I thought I did...

if you hear your house creaking don't worry it might just be me

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I did not play Violet/Scarlet and so I only recently discovered Clodsire why did no one tell me

see also "You're _____ and you didn't even know it!" me: SO GAY

New York Times Mini: Church Tower Topper Me: turret? I'm not awake yet ig

so many of the things from the David Lynch estate should have gone straight to a museum

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈 I made some Free-to-Use #emotes to celebrate this #PrideMonth! Hope you'll all enjoy! 🌈 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 #Pride #Pokemon #f2u

The Flanderization of ghibli in the public mind is just so insane to me. Acting like it’s entirely wholesome and cutesy but is really overtly anti capitalist, depict the horrors of war and environmental decline, and have TONS of body horror and depictions of death and disease. it legit annoys me

thinking of the time someone told me I wasn't a "practicing bisexual" it's canon now - bisexuality is a religion happy pride!

I feel like a cryptozoologist because I'm digging through DRAWERS of papers that Should Not Be Kept and wondering "why??" Past Crypt did any of this... such a mysterious creature...

do you think internal screaming can be so loud that it becomes external?

New Corkscrew Whirlycoaster IUD Gets Sperm Cell Too Dizzy To Find Uterus theonion.com/new-cor...

humans, you are good at so many things why can I not make Taco Bell appear in front of me?

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I purchased two bags of sour gummies for my mental health

Yo some of those are banned?

So it turns out that the crux of the KonMari method really is putting everything of one category together. I thought all of my books were precious to me, and now I never want to look at another (disclaimer: I'm moving internationally)

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Live with the Phasmophobia Easter event in 15 minutes! www.twitch.tv/cryptnouveau

Every day that I successfully digest human food makes me feel powerful. I mean the glowing eyes don't hurt but

Cryptocurrency? No, CRYPTID currency. Give me your money.

Due to the Chinese tariffs, Americans will be encouraged to replace Chinese products like “Lao Gan Ma” with American equivalents like “Uncle Freddy’s Fire-Ripping Colon-Cleansing Louisiana Bayou Sauce (XXXTREME HEAT)”

My phone is always on silent, so I forgot that my ringtone is the one from "One Missed Call" 😭

I advise that you do not prepare your "beach body." Remain incorporeal if possible. Do not assume a human form if it can be avoided.

Humans are so weird, but it seems like you already know that. I am grateful your species invented hot chips tho those are fire 🔥

I just want to play DS games in a blanket cave idk