I don’t want a digital copy of #GTA6. I also don’t want a physical copy.

#XBOX out here getting PR advice from Inspector Clouseau it seems.

I will buy every single game that releases up against #GTA6, with the exception of GTA6 itself. Yes I am aware of my own insignificance.

But I thought this was an Xbox exclusive?!?!

Unfortunate tech issues aside, this year’s #SGF showcase was just so uninspiring. The format is tired and predictable, yet I’ve basically forgotten 90%of the games in it.

Cannot wait for #GTA6 to release. I don’t care if it’s good or bad, I just want it out there so we can all get on with our lives.

Due to ongoing market conditions and inflated operating costs, I am increasing my price.

I think this is my fault, as I was tidying up my library yesterday and hiding all of the garbage PS+ games that I will never touch.

It’s funny because 99.7% of video game discourse is also satirically infantile.

So I made a wise(?) investment choice with my $5 dollarydoos. #badgamefanclub

Hard pass.

I’m sure a somebody out there needs to hear this… You don’t have to wait for #elderscrolls 6 or whatever. Just play #taintedgrail - it’s the authentic Bethesda experience, right down to the frequent bugs!

Thanks #PlayStation for letting me know my completely defunct PlayStation Stars points are expiring. The 327 emails you’ve sent me have kept me well informed. I do not need to view them at this time, but I am looking forward to receiving the 328th email.

Resident Evil: Requiem is neither Survival Horror or Action Horror. It’s Comedy Horror.

We live in a timeline polluted by A.I. slop, yet this is a real image.

After cancelling all of their games, laying off, like, half-a-million employees and telling Game Pass subscribers to “Eat It”, you just love to see Xbox not being at all frivolous and focussing on their core business!

I am genuinely confused. Is this version of Mario Galaxy the same version that was included in the 3D All Stars physical release?

Video Games tm #gaming #PS5 #narrative #art

A+ Typo

A very important update. I have finished ripping all of the Andy Sedaris films I own on DVD. Which is 12. From one combo pack.

Despite the repetitive combat, I am really enjoying South of Midnight. It reminds me a lot of Psychonauts 2 in places. It has a super rich atmosphere, helped along by the incredible sound design, and of course the soundtrack - which has to be up there with the best of the year.

Play this game.

Donkey Kong Bananza is easily one of the most effective antidepressants I’ve ever taken and it should be prescribed by medical professionals.

Here we go. #Hottest100

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Stop. Giving. Spotify. Money. There are so many other great streaming services to use. Or better yet, pay your favourite artists directly.

Shared a short elevator ride with Willem Dafoe. Most intimidating 45 seconds of my life.

What do we want? Clair Obscur vinyl soundtrack. When do we want it? As soon as it is possible please and thank you.

Sorry, I’m all for suspension of disbelief, but where the fuck were Gustave and Lune keeping a phonogram and a guitar? #clairobscure

How many people to say game made by?

I finally have an official ADHD diagnosis. Starting on Vyvanse and already feel so alert. Incredible.

Best case scenario! Support your creators. Fuck the C-Suite.

My nearest EB Games is closing (tbh I’m not surprised). I only found out because I have a Switch 2 on pre-order and I got an innocuous email saying that it had been shifted to home delivery. Slight problem as I was going to trade in my old Switch… might’ve been nice to have a say in the matter!

We go forwards. We go backwards. Live local, look after yourself and those around you.

Between Stenched, Corpus Offal, Pissgrave and Caustic Wound we are truly luxuriating in disgusting & pungent death metal. Got any more recs? #metalsky

How long before Trump announces tariffs on girls with cooties and pee-pee poo-poo heads?

Get into your PJs, make a cup of tea and cozy up with these two super chill games. Guaranteed to put a smile on your face, whether you like it or not.

Congrats to the greatest team to ever do it. Hekki Grace.

Reading my school reports ahead of my ADHD assessment tomorrow. Two things. I had/have it FOR SURE. And the words ‘disappointing’ and ‘fail’ appear so many times there’s no wonder I was so fucking insecure for so much of my teen/early adult life.

#WelcomeTour as in you're very welcome to pay us for a tour of the instruction booklet.

Apropos of nothing.

Are we done with Biscoff? No? Can we be?

Alright. I found a greatsword in Avowed called ‘Horsecutter’ and how can I not main with that?

It’s the little things that I love about Avowed. Not sure if you’ll use that thing? Send it immediately to your stash young man. Companion in your way? Simply walk through them. Want to pick that lock? Good news. Skill already known. All you need are lockpicks.

I’ll just be over here in my personal ice bath while this all blows over.

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Finally deactivated my account over at the bad place. May the service die like a wet fart.

'Cyber Fart' might be the best Elon Musk nickname yet.