guys i just want to go on the record to say ive seen vecnas house stranger things irl. can confirm its in a neighborhood and not across from a creepy playground with the grand canyon out front

good morning divas

but hey, at least i didn’t peak in high school amiright

lettuce and georgia’s first christmas tree!

imagine ur right and someone tells u ur wrong multiple times just to realize u were correct this whole time but don’t actually say the words “you’re right” or apologize for arguing with u for no reason. that’s me 40 hours a week working under my boss

lock in. LOCK IN

rewatching greys anatomy again. feeling like i could perform any surgery right here right now

life’s getting boring again- time to get back into bluesky

back from the abyss

crazy what a 7 inch hair chop can do for someone mentally ill. i feel brand new!

hearing my boyfriend say “girl” to grown men during a game makes my heart flutter. he’s learning 🥰🥰

calling jojo siwa a master baiter from now on bc of the crazy amount of rage baiting she’s built her career off of. her moral compass has to be all sorts of fucked up

the urge to chop my hair above my shoulder again, get my septum redone, and get more patchwork tattoos is CRAAZZYYY. not beating the bisexual stereotypes w this one

was there seriously no other song of the summer than that fuckass moonbeam ice cream song?

my golden birthday is today ✨✨

i was influenced (maybe by love island) to buy lash clusters so i won’t cry my mascara off all the time. they look great and are supposed to last a week. only thing is i constantly feel like there’s shit in my eye and i blink once a sec probably. advice for a beginner?? 😭😭

17 days of not posting, yikes

i’m 22 years old and still feel this way yes.

i’m watching love island usa for the first time- i’m sorry what is the lip syncing music video at the beginning

what’s up w christians wearing lesbian clothes?

can they make a #unsentproject but for people you hate?

😛

ugh i love my boyfriend

being mentally ill and/or gay means constantly fighting the urge to either pierce something on my face or dye/chop my hair

EVERYONE SAY HI TO CARL!!

i wish society normalized flip phones again. oh, how i wish to not be mentally ill due to too much media consumption 😌

what’s up chat

the best part of my work day is going HOME to my cats and my boyfriend 🙂‍↕️

just saw a man playing the recorder in his car at a stop light

guys, i wanna clarify that i did not make this. i know hate is a strong word, i dont hate america, i hate trump. just wanted to share a little funny meme i passed by on pinterest 😭😭

another day another slay

my boss called me the office siren today. bitch i’m wearing a full coverage sweater, a skirt that goes to me knees, and mary janes- uhhhhhh

a super power of mine is identifying if someone peaked in high school or not. super easy to tell these days

WHY ARE ALL THE LESBIANS TURNING STRAIGHT (coming from a bisexual woman w a boyfriend)

penjamin and i 🤝

you don’t get a second chance when u sucked trump’s cock for years. i can’t believe im living in this timeline rn

jilted lover vibes lol

i love the weirdos on this app. keep being u queen/king/my liege

i will NOT buy a switch 2 unless there is a new animal crossing game. i’m putting my foot down 🦵🏻⬇️

my favorite thing to do is scroll through my own social media and think ab how others perceive me

actually fuck student loans. i’m going to be paying these shits until im fucking 45

sparkling water tastes like when your legs fall asleep

i can’t tell if i have a celebrity crush on chappell roan or if i just want to be her. crazy internal battle im having rn

back to the glorious full time job cycle 🤩

just popped an eddy ✌️😛