Honestly, everything. Especially the new zones because they look absolutely gorgeous, but the Evolved system also seems to genuinely be exactly what the game needed... I pray SMN gets some good shit, pls help us... 😭

Okay nvm, Evolved mode is genuinely wildly good. All my worries have been dispelled...

Also, keeping BST until September, girl eat my whole ass atp keep it for January, are we being for real rn... Game's gonna be a graveyard until July.

Bit of a mixed bag for me, this reveal. Another Shard expansion is kinda lame to me, especially since this could have been Aerslaent and Blindfrost. With that said, the 4th looks gorgeous and aesthetics are immaculate so I can let it slide. But that Evolved reveal has me really skeptical...

On one hand I want to provide big Yuhvi'to asshams and Siban quake-railing... ...on the other hand that would mean that *I* have to actually sit down and produce said gpose. With my own hands. I also gotta work on my "canonical" SFW WoL'vhito MSQ gposes. But I'm so fawking lazy girlll... 🫠

Gave Dissidia Duellum a try and it might be the worst gachaslop bs I've ever had the misfortune of playing. Extremely P2W, enemy can spawncamp/kill you, can only play like 3 games before you need to wait 3 hours to play again (unless you pay). Pulls for chars and their skills seperately. Girl.....

I want to thank ZZZ for singlehandedly lifting the veil from my eyes and starting to make me gradually break away from gachaslop games. These fashionless pornslop (and now lolislop) designs are genuinely so fucking shit tier that I've never been happier to uninstall a game. Genshit, you're next.

CW: Hyper cock, cock fucking/sounding. Always make sure you read the labels before downing a potion. Who knows what effects it might end up having? 👀 Wouldn't be an Arslan x Z'ahli gpose if it didn't pair with a ludicrous amount of cringy pornslop fucktalk, naturally!

I'm coping so hard that 8.0 takes place in Ilsabard... Please man, I'm begging, remove those fuckass clouds in the chuck middle of the map, I BEG... Also, please let's take a break from Shards. Please... Can we focus on the 50 different places left in the Source instead? Just for one expansion... 😭

Also if y'all ever wanna read Yuhvi'to lore, feel free to give a glimpse at his Carrd. 👀 There's everything there, from his childhood to becoming an Arcanist, how he met Siban, how his aether manipulation technique works, etc.

🧬 Name: Yuhvi'to Mhilse 🧬 Place of Origin: West Shroud 🧬 Occupation: Researcher 🧬 Nameday: May 2 🧬 Race present: 🌕 Miqo'te 🧬 Gender: Male 🧬 Sexuality: Gay 🧬 Age: 31 🧬 Height: 5.0ft 🧬 Marital Status: Married 🧬 Battle Style: Teratomimesis (Parasitic summon that mutates by absorbing a foe's aether)

Lowkey getting kinda tired of Bsky's algorithmless ass not showing me anything from specific people just because they happen to live in a different timezone so I have to manually visit their profiles to see what they've been up to. This over-reliance on rewteets or bust isn't eating.

MiqoMarch Day 4 - Companion "I was so used to traveling in solitude, but now having you alongside with me... It really does make every day brighter." #MiqoMarch ~ #GPOSERS

MiqoMarch Day 4 - Companion "I was so used to traveling in solitude, but now having you alongside with me... It really does make every day brighter." #MiqoMarch ~ #GPOSERS

MiqoMarch - Day 1: Begin(ning a tad too early...) #miqomarch - #GPOSERS

MiqoMarch - Day 1: Begin(ning a tad too early...) #miqomarch - #GPOSERS

I doubt my chars names or my husband's would appear on these sites but if y'all see them it's not us, so report them. We RP but ERP is exclusive between us and I sure as hell ain't gonna give permission to anyone else using my chars for ERP. 💀

I think I'll take a showering thirst trap pinup of Siban as well. I need to take a good screen of his new beefier, thicker scaling. And then perhaps a follow up gpose with what the two of them do while "showering" together. 🤔👀

10 anime to get to know me: 🦊 D. Gray Man 🦇Dungeon Meshi 🦊 Jigoku Shōjo 🦇Shiki 🦊 Soul Eater 🦇Blue Exorcist 🦊 Puella Magi Madoka Magica 🦇Serial Experiments Lain 🦊 Another 🦇 Fairy Tail

CW: Hyper cock, cock fucking/sounding. Always make sure you read the labels before downing a potion. Who knows what effects it might end up having? 👀 Wouldn't be an Arslan x Z'ahli gpose if it didn't pair with a ludicrous amount of cringy pornslop fucktalk, naturally!

Finally working on that cock growth/hyper cock/cock fucking scene with Arslan and Z'ahli but it will likely be a 4 screen sequence and I fear that most people usually skip past anything that isn't a single gpose post. I guess since it's a niche kink it won't matter much anyway but... brainworm... 🥴

When the heat isn't quelled in time Yuhvi'to will turn much more desperate, using Siban's oversized breeding trunk as a makeshift dildo until his body gives out...😤 ...Gooning inside that burning hot hole feels a bit overwhelming even for fuckbeasts like Siban.😏 - 🐱

Siban is back in a rut again, which only means one thing: Pheromone-induced heat for the catboy! The combo of the two will lead to about a week-long fuckfest until Yuhvi'to is carrying quintuplets. 😤 Approach at your own peril, they're quite... volatile in this state. 👀 - 🐱

Nothing more romantic than a drunken, bruising slamfuck behind a truck, where anyone could pass by at any moment! Hopefully the club nearby will make enough noise to cover their groans... 👀

The first NSFW gpose vs the last 3 ones. Fuck AI. And fuck every talentless hackjob that debases themselves with Gen AI cuz "it is the future". Don't surrender your creative agency to AI. Your growth and art will always surpass any slop it can produce. Don't underestimate your ability to improve.

Just wanna reiterate that this isn't an AI friendly account and I will be blocking people who use it shamelessly without a hint of hesitation. Take that slop elsewhere. Gposing is still a form of artful expression. Resorting to gen AI for it is embarassing as all fuck. Have some dignity.

It's honestly kinda hilarious how Riot expects games they put absolutely no marketing budget in to suddenly make millions on day 1, and then act surprised when it obviously didn't. They are ravenous for money but do nothing to actively make it. That MMO is just doomed from the start... 😭

Bsky deleting Palestinian accounts and removing news regarding Gaza and now Discord asking for IDs even tho 4 months ago they had a major data leak that exposed ID info of millions of users. And they will also be using AI to judge someone's age based on the games and game hours played. Eat rocks.

I am obsessed with this hairstyle... I genuinely need them to bring this from mobile to the PC version immediately, this is the kind of hairstyle I've always pictured Yuhvi'to having, this isn't fairrrrr... 😭

Post a mage! Got a few of those... (All my OCs are mages so 💀)

Wanted to do a quick little pose and lightning study with Arslan because I adjusted some of his C+ facial scalings and I just love him so much...

Wanted to do a quick little pose and lightning study with Arslan because I adjusted some of his C+ facial scalings and I just love him so much...

I am free... Now I can just lazily grind tomestones for the rest of the relics until 8.0. 😩

I'm a slut for character charts. 😩 All Elements being lit up in some form is because Yuhvi's carbuncle can absorb the essence of enemies and take on their properties. So, if a fire aspected enemy's essence is mimicked, the Carbie will be Fire based, etc. Basically Eeveelutions on Carbs.

Might as well give this a try!

Also if we ever get a new race, please I'm begging on my knees and elbows, on all fours doing cartwheels, please give us Burmecians. Shortstack rats, please we need a short race that isn't baby-coded... 😭 I'll settle for Guado but... Burmecians... 🐀

I'd say a solid 7. I try to abide by the general rules the setting has set for itself and fill in empty gaps for the most part. Especially when it comes to magic disciplines, aether manipulation is such a broad topic with endless possibilities that I refuse to be tied down to the established jobs.

I fear this song has become my new personality for the next few weeks...

What's your zodiac sign?

Seems like Mordyn couldn't help but show off to the sneaky appreciator while he was taking his weekly skinny dipping inbetween gigs... 👀

Reintroducing Mordyn Wright, my Spellslinging Skypirate, now with a brand new look! (Don't worry, a lewd pinup version will be coming later today. 👀)

Yuhvi'to uses an Alexandrite Carbuncle. It's specifically designed for the purposes of absorbing and processing aether from other creatures and then mutating according to their specifications. Basically it's an Eevelution Carbuncle that "eats" beasts and turns into a temporarily empowered mutant.

Yuhvi'to in RP and Yuhvi'to WoL are two different entities. RP Yuhvi'to is a homebrew job called Teratomime, a mix between Blue Mage and Carbuncle-bases Arcanist. WoL Yuhvi'to is a Summoner a la Yuna from FFX. So I guess in a way they both are since my main job in gameplay is SMN. 😤

Varka doing less damage in his optimal team than fucking Wanderer is crazy work. Hoyo truly stays hating any character that isn't catered towards lonely strag incel weebs.

Nothing better to combat the heat than a quick lil' trip at the beach! The salty sea breeze, the soothing sound of the crashing waves, refreshing cocktails and ample oil to go around! ...Oh, and underwear that strain under the endless weight of Siban's endowments and Yuhvi'to's dumptruck. 👀 - 🐱

Been a while, but don't worry, these two have not stopped delving in their escapades in the meantime! And even though Yuhvi'to is able to take all of Siban's colossal size, the first insertion is just never easy... 👀 Tried something a bit different with the editting this time! -🐱

Been a while since I posted these boys! Seems like you caught Arslan and Z'ahli during their post-workout massage time! It's important to maintain a good bloodflow, and Arslan has just the right tools for the job! 🍈👀 #xivnsfw || #ffxivnsfw || #gposersnsfw || #ffxivlewds - 🐱

You ever take a gpose and after you finish it you're like "Slay, looks good" and then after you post it and the more you look at it, the more dogwater it starts looking to you and eventually you're like "I just made some bullshit" or are you normal? 💀