Anyone in PIT tomorrow and gonna stop by and say hey? To Jerome Bettis, not me obviously, even though I'm there!

Every year: "Remember ... the two weeks leading up to #NFLDraft are filled with meaningless rumors ... teams are playing each other and the media" Week of the draft: "Did you see this team loves this guy?! I can't believe that team would take that dude!! Moon landing is fake!"

It's #NFLDraft week. Yay! If you want my Top 75 pre-draft fantasy smash comps for rookies, #CheckTheLink www.nytimes.com/athletic/708... If you want to swing by on Wednesday in PIT, say hey, and meet The BUS!

Cena: Final time is now. I'm retired Literally 4 months later ... Cena: Hey! I'm hosting Wrestlemania

In Pittsburgh Wednesday? We'll -- @theathletic.com -- be there to give away free BEASTs to the first 100, and you'll get to see me LIVE ... well, more about seeing Jerome Bettis LIVE, but just pretend you're happy to see me too

Has the Sleeper app progressively gotten worse? Like what is the opposite of making improvements?

Just one more day to join our Wrestlemania contest! fantasycares.org/wwe

Landing spot matters a great deal Using @theathletic.com 7-round mock from Dane Brugler, I drafted two rounds (plus a few) for fantasy, and yeah, Tyson fell all the way to 1.10 👀 See more of the potential fallout, including two RBs in the Top 3 ⬇️⬇️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/719...

Well Dane Brugler mocked ALL 7 rounds for the #NFLDraft I did a two-round Superflex fantasy draft based on his draft, with 6 bonus "just missed" picks @theathletic.com Mike Washington and Sarratt in the Top 5? #CheckTheLink www.nytimes.com/athletic/719...

Everyone else:

Being a fantasy football analyst Someone agrees: "Great insight. Love how well you know the game" Someone disagrees: "You don't know ball you fantasy dweeb. Stick to numbers"

We're closing in on $1K raised in this contest already. To those who have joined, thank you. To those who haven't, what are you waiting for? You won't find a more fun batch of draft questions anywhere. fantasycares.org/draft

25 Runs in 8 before 27 Runs in 8 after (didn't include game he left early but they scored a lot after the exit)

NFL teams with same HC/OC (and playcaller) combination heading into 2026 11

HistRORY Repeats

McIlroy doing everything possible to give it away the final two days Meanwhile, everyone else:

Mets so far: First game of season and 3-game stretch against SF (Apr 3-5) --> 35 Runs Other 12 games (even including 6 in a loss on Apr 11) --> 27 Runs

McIlroy

Wicks traded to Eagles now too AJ Brown...

Elsewhere, finished Shrinking S3 with Nicole last night Great season and finale. Without spoilers, we'd be happy if it ended there without a S4. But, also happy there will be more

Hertz reservation $301 for 7 days Need to add a day, new cost $2400 for 8 days ... uh, WTF? Contact CS: "Yes, rate will change" Me: "Don't you think $43/day to $300/day (cost of original entire rental) is kinda absurd?" Agent: "Well, pricing is dynamic" Me: "Welp, cancel it entirely"

David Peterson First 14 GS last year: never more than 3 ER (2.60 ERA) Since then (20 GS), including today: 8 G with 5+ ER (5.96)

Sprained my right thumb ligament, and now I have to double-hand my bottle/canteen/flask thing to drink (if I don't remember to use my left hand first), and now I feel like a child every time it happens

Join us tonight on the Wednesday Night Hangout! www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lj... Talking about stuff, giving away stuff, fun times!

When you fat-finger the 11th character on a new password second entry, and it doesn't have the eye to let you see what you messed up

I'll try almost anything once ... and, surprisingly not terrible. Barkley wasn't a huge fan but came around a bit. Wouldn't buy them again though Pop Tarts Peeps 👀

Consensus Big Board update! With just a few weeks left, the board is taking shape and some non-premiere position players are making noise. Dillon Theineman and Jacob Rodriguez are two that I'm interested to see where they land. www.nytimes.com/athletic/716...

I'm not sure what it says about me that I'm kinda giddy today bc I have three new t-shirts arriving

Saw Super Mario Galaxy Were there tons of Easter eggs (no pun timing intended), game references and characters? Yes Was it also just a fun video game movie that shouldn't be expected to be more? Also, yes A plenty fun 7 outta 10

Here you go Giants fans -- hire me to replace Schoen

The ONLY wide receivers you need to draft in 2026 to WIN your fantasy football league. Featuring @ryanwormeli.bsky.social and @allinkid.bsky.social And yes, we talk about some Legend of Zelda ⚔️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV9P...

It's #NFLDraft month! If you haven't already, check out my Top 75 rookies for fantasy football with smash comp values ✅ the 🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/708...

We will be partying in NYC at Legends on W 33rd on Saturday 8/1! We will have killer items available for raffles! SFB will be welcoming @allinkid.bsky.social and the FLEX leagues so a shot to meet some of your favorite content folks. Fill out interest form here👇 scottfishbowl.com/liveevent.ph...

It's true even though better flavor and doesn't go flat like the Doc

I was so excited to see the greatest soda ever was back that I called Nicole. She legit said "don't cry in the store ... and buy yourself six"

Overwork your worst reliever. Good job, Mendoza

Watching Fear Factor finale I loathe the key ring cop out garbage on competition shows. If using keys, at least make it a puzzle to find the correct key or something. Going through a competition based on your own merits only to leave random chance as a significant factor is 🦆💩

Another reminder that SFB16 NYC Live will be at Legends on W 33rd St on 8/1! You can come and just hang out we have a great group., but if you want to draft LIVE (which you should) fill out the interest form below! @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social scottfishbowl.com/liveevent.php?location=new+york

Virginia is for [pollen] lovers It was clean last night

More like NeBRICKsa

MLB games 1p-midnight -- just like NFL Sundays -- everyday of the week. Please and thank you

Alvarez b2b 💣

Benge 💣

It was all because of how much I loved Project Hail Mary 👎

Sprained ligament in right thumb Sliced a chunk off left thumb Makes me realize God's greatest invention was opposable thumbs. How do animals do it?

Tate, Concepcion, loving both, and the other two S-Tier WR with Tate Full pre-draft smash comps link: www.nytimes.com/athletic/708...

Someone took Judge to start, Webb in the 4th, and hates fantasy baseball already

By 2028 we're going to have daily NFL games and an international team in the league

With most of the free agency dust settled, here are the Top 10 risers in the #fantasyfootball ranks -- plus, 3 big losers www.nytimes.com/athletic/714...