By this administration’s logic, the police should all be incarcerated because their presence reminds us NOT to break the law.

Chess, anyone?

Happy #caturday from Gusteau, who is finding it hard to get comfortable.

“Democrats tried to frame Donald Trump and got caught the same day, and it is insane,” Tim Pool, a podcaster and outed Russian stooge, said on his show Thursday morning.

24,307 stitches so far. I’ll probably hit 100k before this blanket is done. #knitting #knitter #knitsky

GOP has normalized the bromance between DJT and Freedom’s greatest enemy: Vladimir Putin. Why the F would Putin be doing this? Because he is MOCKING THE USA. DJT is too freaking dumb and narcissistic to have ANY awareness other than “he is PRAISING ME.” This shitshow will end as it’s been run: ugly.

My first crocheted blanket. I’ve knitted dozens, but never crocheted one. The picture shows how much 285yds looks when crocheted with a number 7 hook. #crochet #knitting #knitter #knitsky

“Democrats shutdown the Government because they want to provide illegal immigrants with free healthcare”. -J.D. Vance #colbertlateshow #gopshutdown

The last nine months show that Corporations are NOT “People” as Citizens United argues. Rather, Corporations are EVIL and their sole objective is profit, at any cost. People are superfluous. AI will further underscore that reality. #citizensunited #artificialintelligence

Once again, Religion is to blame. Thiel is no different than Bin Laden. www.wired.com/story/the-re...

The pedo-in-chief knows what really matters to Americans.

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English 101

We have three cats, but not a single southpaw, apparently.

Finally finished my Sandy Cheeks doll. I only work on these projects for about 30 minutes in the morning each day before work. Sometimes I do more. #crochet #knitter #knitsky

ICE is a honeypot for right wing extremism. After the insanity of this regime is over, it’ll be fairly easy to figure out who those masked goons are. They think they’re acting with impunity. We shall see. #ice

DOGE’s true purpose was the exfiltration of Americans’ privacy data.

“Okay Lindsey, here’s the deal: you file this frivolous law-fare lawsuit, and I pay you 5 million. SURE you’ll be DISBARRED, but who cares? You’ll be 5 Mill richer! Meanwhile, Comey goes broke, and the tail wags the dog! WINNING!” - Donald Trump

An armed, probable January 6 insurrectionist who was hired by ICE, in military cosplay attire while wearing Vans skateboard shoes, shoots an unarmed Pastor in the face at point blank range. These are not professionals. #ice #brownshirts

Appealing to Corporations (NBC,Disney,ABC, CBS, ad nauseam) to do the right thing? CORPORATIONS ARE NOT PEOPLE. They DGAF about people, they only care about profits. Talk is cheap. Hit em where it hurts: BOYCOTTS WORK.

The World: “Release the Epstein Files!” DJT: “ANTIFA!”

Too rich to fail, The USA is suffering from the pandemic of oligarchy. Antitrust is a thing of the past. The MAGA faithful never learned the lesson from playing the game of Monopoly: one person has all the money while the rest flail about trying to claw their way back to relevance without success.

It appears we have a pandemic: Oligarchs worldwide, are trying to keep the “little people” at each other’s throats. Seems coordinated. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

“Ape shall not kill Ape.”

Normal Vs. Schlock

I can’t drive a block without seeing a dozen Gadsden Flag license plates with their “don’t tread on me”. American’s are largely poseurs. The people sporting those plates are the ones being trod upon the most. But, it’s their cult, so it’s okay. Hypocrites.

(Not so) BREAKING NEWS: The US Government is being run by nepo-babies, lunatics, idiots and their sycophants. And, the White House wants the world to stop worrying about child sex-trafficking. It’s no big deal, y’all.

UBI. 4 day work week. Release the Epstein files.

Finished up my Patrick Star. Next up: Sandy Cheeks #crochet #spongebob #knitsky

BREAKING: yet another distraction to shift focus from the Epstein files. “Flooding the zone with shit.”

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🔥 STEWART: “This is the lie they tell you — that all this money flowing towards corporate interests is actually for YOUR benefit…. That government intervention for corporations is our ‘FREE MARKET’, but government intervention for workers is ‘SOCIALISM’.

BREAKING: John Bolton, please… anything to distract from THE EPSTEIN FILES. #epsteinfiles

Heads up y’all. Slavery wasn’t so bad, after all. #magamorons

This picture provides the perfect encapsulation of Donold J. Trump. A room plastered with tacky, gold leaf shit from Temu. A literal facade, like the makeup that he sprays on his pasty dotard face. An attempt at projecting wealth while at the same time stealing benefits from the poorest among us.

No, DJT did not end six wars. He did, however, win six bankruptcies. #epsteinfiles

DJT, who is as dumb as a bag of hammers, projecting the election fraud he’s been committing while at the same time promising to stick it to the military. “Thanks for your service, overseas military members. YOU WILL NO LONGER HAVE THE RIGHT TO VOTE.” #electionfraud

“I do insist that this kind of bad behavior is innate in religion, is part of religion itself. It’s not an abuse of it, or something undertaken ‘in the name of’. It’s a direct consequence of a willingness to believe in the supernatural and the willingness to believe in a supernatural dictatorship…”

The upshot of all this “waves hands” is that the majority of the US population no longer trusts the Government. The incessant lying about literally EVERYTHING is meant to sow distrust in THE NEXT administration and every administration thereafter. They’re poisoning the well.

D.C. has been invaded by felon and pedophile Donald Trump’s Army to distract from the EPSTEIN FILES. #epstein #maga #djt

Washington D.C. is now a police state because the President of the United States is prominently featured in the Epstein Files. #epstein #epsteinfiles

The populace was aware of the certainty of a guilt that can never be expunged…

DJT is so “tough” that he has to call out the National Guard when two fifteen year olds beat up his 19 year old protégé on a city street at 3 a.m.

DJT is a terrorist, trying to stoke fear of “others”. Washington D.C. and NYC are safer than any red state. The problem is: people who live in red states don’t travel, and have only lying red politicians telling them that cities in DEMOCRATIC STATES are TeRriFyInG, OMG!

SpongeBob is done. Patrick and Sandy next. #crochet #knitsky #knitter

Happy Caturday from Tigerlily. #caturday

I thought they solved the Epstein case.

I have a strong inclination that the people who’ve joined ICE in the last 6 months are probably the LAST people who should be selected for a position in law enforcement. After this shit-show is over, there will need to be an accounting, and these people should be on a watch list.

“Big Balls” gets beat up by Maryland teenagers in DC because he was loitering in the wrong place at 3 a.m. So now, the Dimwit Don wants to federalize DC police. Don doesn’t know this, because he’s as dumb as a bag of hammers, but we know it as “Fascism 101” MAGA = Make Americans Grovel Again