Happy PM Resignation Day! My favourite time of year

This is your chance to change from a party under Israel's thumb to a slightly different party under Israel's thumb

You call it cosplay? Huh I always said Stumefrolic

Arsenal wins League, Villa with European gold, Southampton disqualified from playoffs, Leicester in league 1, still a chance for Spurs to be relegated. It's a new era for the game. Next season gonna be insane

Idk why anyone would vote for Burnham in a general election when he's proving he'd abandon the electorate at half a sniff of a chance of furthering his own career. Man stinks.

ice cube starring in Strangers on a Train Enthusiast Discord Server

wes streeting being out the cabinet is banging 👏

doctors actually recommend you have 2 cases of wine a day

im trying to get into wine but all the wine apps are built entirely around collectors wanting to track the prices of wine theyre sitting on and i want a recommendation based app that looks at my ratings and recommends me wines i might like. i want a letterboxd for wines.

i dont like keir starmer but im of the firm belief that ousting a prime minister mid-term should only be for real big scandals. partygate. the truss fiasco. keir doesnt seem like he's earned the effort of it all. im so tired of unfinished terms.

I predict we are maybe less than a month away from people saying Zack Polanski isn't a "real Jew" on TV and expecting all of us to accept that isn't anti-semitism

It's one thing to share a meme on a brand page (he says biasedly as a social media manager) but to just rip it for an OOH marketing campaign?! 😭

Edge & Christian vs RPG Vice is a real "The Eiffel Tower was completed the same year Nintendo was founded" of a match #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

"you shouldn't stress, it could harm your baby :)) Also, don't kiss your current child or be around them of they're Ill because you might catch a cold which will also harm your baby" Yeah cheers midwives this advice totally isn't backfiring

problem with a heel Trent is i know you. ive watched you for decades. youre a kooky little cute weirdo. youre not evil #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

Genuinely Trump, I don't believe it and I don't believe you. You staged the last shooting to win the election and you're staging this one because it's midterm year and your approvals in the toilet.

Just started Strange Buildings. Uketsu has a strange writing style (lots of pictures, dialogue in script) but his books are the absolute best "try and solve alongside the characters" experience. I find myself pouring over floorplans before turning the page to see what they thought. #booksky📚💙

Woah Mandela effect I remember it being Iran who was blockading the Strait of Hormuz 🫨

Sorry not to accuse you of bias but can we have the peace talks in Islamagood instead

emily rudd is so perfect as nami in one piece when i see a picture of emily rudd i think "why does nami have her hair like that"

*wakes up out of 1 week coma* oh boy i hope i can now purchase tickets to my favourite uk festival

oh FUCK its the ninky nonk

Some places in London called like London Bridge. Yeah I get that. Makes sense. Then some places are called Pimlico. What the fuck is that

WeTransfer showed me a pic of a handsome guy in a sailor hat and then a popup said "are you a woman" and i said no and the pic disappeared

What about a fourth one holding in a piss called Pee No Evil

1 minute into insect loop by lets eat grandma is a soul opening experience

i have since watched more episodes and would like to rescind me calling her fetish bait

🚨🚨 DRAMA ALERT 🚨🚨 The Ninky Nonk has blocked The Pinky Ponk

Make a spin off about his son Chris called Bourne Again: Christian

I don't wanna call gachiakuta fetish-bait but there's a big tiddy goth girl with stinky feet and if you smell her feet you fall in love with her #animesky

is this mental illness

i mean, surely trump cant do ANYTHING he wants. we'll let this one slide as im sure its the worst thatll happen.

sorry if this is too vague but im looking for an album by a duo who used to be best friends but between albums fell out and this album is their reconciliation with the first track about their friendship being sung predominantly by one and the closing track sung by the other

DoW using ChatGPT like I want to drone strike a children's hospital That's so valid, and brave of you to suggest. Would you like to know their most active times for maximum impact?

If I think ACAB I can think the same about the military. Basically, any job that gives you a weapon to use on someone else I think attracts the worst kind of people.

If you were to believe Fairy Liquid from their adverts then they've been getting exponentially better for decades. But if that were to be true surely grease would be eradicated in the mere vicinity of it. n that's not happening is it

Me stoned at 3am watching anime

There was a flashpoint years ago, with DOGE, that there was a real push for Crypto as a finance option, with seemingly growing widespread support That was years ago. There's still no real world use case outside of crime. So why is Arsenal allowing themselves to be sponsored by a crypto site

Vince McMahon could be the most "separate the art from the artist" character ever. I can't help but be ENTHRALLED when he's on camera in character. I can't help but be disgusted by the man. #wrestlesky

venn diagram of people who want to see venezuela, canada, greenland etc all become part of the USA while not understanding Puerto Rico is a part of the USA is a circle

Who needs EU freedom of movement when we can become Chinese for 30 days a year

I picked this up from a 2nd hand bookshop based off the cover (judging from that alone? How dare me...) with no prior knowledge of it I'm 2/3rds through and I'm entirely confident it'll be my favourite book I've read this year Absolutely incredible piece of work @calflyn.bsky.social #booksky📚💙

you type in capcut sound effect library 'fan' and it comes up with 'Eager Fan Sees Hero' and its some guy going "WooOOoOOoOOW!" and you have to scroll ages to find ambient fan sounds

"It was cinnamon coloured, and had the texture of cinnamon, and tasted kinda like a dark cinnamon. Basically it's a cinnamon that lets you see through time" - Frank Herbert #booksky #dune

AJ Styles makes a surprise return on Impact, and this weekend AJ will face Rich Swann at Genesis! #wrestlesky #tnaimpact

QTP with 4 games in your backlog!

Politicians salary should be locked to the national average and should be banned from other jobs and income opportunities We should bleed out the parasites there for the money and only allow those who want to actively improve public life

Just started Dune Messiah and Princess Irulan is giving extreme pic related energy #booksky #dune

Be great if Americans actually looked up why the 2nd amendment exists The left has disarmed itself and now finds itself losing a war against fascism