Our build up play is: 1) Lose the ball 2) Play Kudus back to goal with a straight pass and hope he can magic something up I am starting to see the doubts about Frank’s ability to coach possession football

Someone else who can pass the ball other than Romero would be nice

Watching Son’s goal there has reminded me that we’ve not put up his statue yet, which seems an oversight

Levy undoubtedly raised the floor of our club, and at times raised the ceiling For a while now it was clear we’d fallen behind in our football ops, it’s testament to the floor of the club that it was never catastrophe Probably time we moved on and modernised. ‘Change for Tottenham’ are not for me

If I’m Daniel Levy I’m now trying to get Savinho done and announce it during the Change for Tottenham protest

It's on...

Going to be incredible next summer when Djed locks up Yamal in the World Cup final

The way we never let them camp us in, save for 10 mins after half time was excellent. I think we’ll pick up plenty points against the better sides, as it stands, need to bring in the guys to break the teams who give us the ball

Tottenham emptying the Etihad is just a wonderful tradition every year

Bad night for the modern football is boring crowd

I suggest some subs, we need to keep some players fresh for the 0-0 draw with Burnley on Saturday

Who needs passers when you can just launch it into the mixer

Is Ally McCoist surprised that Dembele is dropping deep?

We’re all over them lads

Kevin Danso winning the long throw audition it seems…

Sure Savinho is a fantastic signing and an upgrade in basically all areas on Brennan Johnson, but Brennan does the one thing that so many coaches (myself included) get so frustrated about players not doing, and that is simply running hard at the back post

It would be very Tottenham to finally go all in on dribbly wingers just as we decide that the ball will magically get to them

Far too much bangers and mash slander here

Yeah yeah yeah tippy tappy tippy tappy Ball in mixer to the big number 9s head 🤌

I make that 3 bad decisions in good situations from England that we probably should be taking if we want to win this game

I heard you don't like cricket, unfortunately for you

Listening to all the usual podcasts this week talking Ange and pretty much all of them focusing on 17th place without even mentioning the injuries - if you’re not explaining much of this season in relation to the injuries, whether Ange in or out, then you’re barking up the wrong tree

I was very much wanting Ange to stay, but it’s mind boggling how so many can’t, or choose not to see that consistency of league performance, CL/EL qualification puts you in a better place to win trophies consistently

I do not want us to sack Ange, yet I think Frank would have been my top choice to replace him, so…

Yeah yeah yeah dribbly wingers are cool, but have you considered how the super cup is going to be won by Brennan Johnson simply running towards the back post

I don’t think you can underestimate the scale of the ‘reducer’ tackle that Cuti is going to put on Dembele in the Super Cup final

If there was a goal every time Ally Mccoist said ‘he has to score’, what would the average goals per game be? I’m going to go 6.

The UEFA Champions League final, or as I’ve always known it, the UEFA Super Cup semi-final

The last time we won a trophy in 2008 we lost 4-1 in the following game, it is the history of the Tottenham

Bad league season sure, but should have finished higher, were very good early season until an absurd injury crisis took hold then we prioritised Europe. Just not that deep really.

Got a feeling Brennan is going to complete his first dribble of the season today

If we get caught high and Minteh is running behind our defence I give total permission for Mickey to just sit down on the halfway line

That’s Alfie Dorrington winning the Scottish Cup just then, we are Trophies FC

I once played a university game, hungover, where we started with 10 and the 11th arriving 15 mins into the game running on the pitch with a can of fosters and I think we’re going to do this against Brighton this Sunday

In Bilbao. Enjoying my lunch.

I feel this is in part due to the ref giving a Utd foul each time a Spurs player got within 5 yards of one of them

Tottenham Hotspur win trophies, pass it on

The first football shirt I’ve seen walking out the station nearest the ground is a guy with a Brighton top and Estupinan on the back, which is quite something

I had to pull a Mickey VDV sprint through Mallorca airport to catch my connecting flight, but I’m here in Bilbao. Come on you Spurs.

When Alan Shearer is doing his ‘the only stat that matters’ sermon, does he not know that literally everyone on earth understands how we count football games

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. Play the likes Kulusevski to build rhythm and maintain match sharpness you risk injury, don’t play them to not risk injury then they can’t build rhythm and sharpness. Either way, it will be Ange’s fault

The joke is always on us, isn’t it…

As a great philosopher once said, ‘chat shit, get banged’

Can I shock you? I like plastic pitches, despite what I said earlier

It’s a clear and obvious penalty. The offence being wearing an arsenal shirt in the penalty area, good process

Ever so slightly different to the last time Inter beat Barca in the CL semi final

They should enforce a rule that unless there’s over 4 goals tomorrow, then Inter and Barca go to final and do this all over again

Might add coaching my centre back to crash the box and get across the near post to my repertoire - that’s crazy from Acerbi

It appears that reports of the death of football were greatly exaggerated

When Spurs eventually win a trophy, hopefully in a few weeks time, our fanbase will enjoy it for one night then return to being angry about everything after that