Can #AdvancedChemistry, #ofmd and #Pluribus Star @sambaschutte.bsky.social do what the Terminator couldn’t and take down Linda Hamilton? I believe it.

Does @sambaschutte.bsky.social have 💪 emoji game? Yes, yes he does. Now stop reading this and go stream #AdvancedChemistryMovie on #Tubi for free. Every stream helps!

#OFMD and #Pluribus star @sambaschutte.bsky.social ‘s brilliant lead turn in #AdvancedChemistry has just landed on #Tubi today so you can watch for free. Yes, please tell all your cheap friends who haven’t watched yet! tubitv.com/movies/10003...

Shout out to #AdvancedChemistry and #OFMD star @sambaschutte.bsky.social for getting a shoutout from Rhea Sehorn on the #GoldenGlobes tonight! Yes, this is a shout out shout out.

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me… a horrific Christmas tree murder scene. I fear that the partridge is next.

Who would’ve thought that someone who believes in Jewish space lasers could ever be naïve?

I hear the sound of footsteps on my roof. So either Santa is real or else this home invasion is real.

Never thought I’d see a glory hole in a fashion ad.

Got this from a scammer. Should I reply: No actually I went to Uranus. It didn’t feel as good as I expected. or Yes, Mars. You were supposed to meet me there. Very frustrating to go that far and you didn’t show up. I’m not sure I feel comfortable making outer space travel plans with you anymore.

Happy Thanksgiving, y’all! Wasn’t expecting to have to hunt for a meal…

Who wore it better?

So glad they clarified that this was accidental

This helpful sign points the way up the stairs for the wheelchair-accessible bathroom.

More fun with text message scammers. You're not getting my name, Ella!

When you guys get texts from unknown numbers that are presumably trying to scam you, do you ignore or do you engage them? Sometimes I like to engage.

Did y'all see what @sambaschutte.bsky.social is in next? From Advanced Chemistry to a show from the creator of Breaking Bad. I'm sensing a theme. #ScienceGoneWrong

What did you do this weekend? We stand by our guarantee. #NoPee

RIP #OzzyOsbourne. No word on how he died, but I'd like to think his head was bitten off by a bat.

#NoKingsDay #Or3KingsDay? @burgerking.com.br @burgerkingwhopper.bsky.social

Everyone wants to know who the #NewPope is, but I just have one important question: Is the pope Catholic?

Took me about 1,000 sightings of the sign repping liberal values before I stumbled on one repping the other side (in Florida, of course). But when the opening line is "We believe TO salute the flag", I'm not sure they're off to a great start.

Is my OCD that manifests in @sambaschutte.bsky.social's Advanced Chemistry love interest @shitfromkiran.bsky.social rubbing off on my progeny? My 6-year-old has a mini mini-golf hole. He was using cones as obstacles, but he took them off and said "Now the only obstacle is germs."

I found NYC Mayor Eric Adams' favorite booth at #SouthBySouthwest

In case you guys missed @sambaschutte.bsky.social 's (#OFMD's Roach) recent post with Con (#OFMD"s Izzy), here's the photo. It was suggested they star in a romcom together. Presumably this should be an @advancedchemmov.bsky.social spinoff. Are we thinking Advanced Con-istry? Or Advanced Chem-Izzy?

Just to be clear, Samba won't really turn you. We respect everybody's orientation and gave all cast and crew clear instructions that any efforts to switch orientations are best left to conversion camps (which are definitely super successful and not a huge waste of everybody's time).

This post from @sambaschutte.bsky.social reminds me that I have more Samba Advanced Chemistry BTS stories about how great he is to share! Soon...

They say "hugs, not drugs", but if the drug is ecstasy there’s a pretty good chance that there will be both.

Guys, I’ve been vegan for so long. Almost five hours, but now it’s time for dinner.

It turns out that The Pelican Brief is neither the nature documentary, nor the short film, that its title implies.

Breaking news: Earth, Wind & Fire reported to also have danced in October.

I readily admit that I have unconscious bias. During these troubled times, I prefer to be unconscious.

Several years ago, my son Saw the Sign. Time to bring it back for BlueSky! www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKK5...

I’m up on pop culture enough that I know who Cardi B is, but not enough that I know who Cardi A was.

There’s more than one way to skin a cat… But whichever way you choose, you’re still probably a homicidal psycho if you’re skinning cats.

"Did I do that?" -Jaleel White after posing for this photo

"I would like to announce that I am the best piece of linen to use over sheets and under a comforter." -Blanket Statement

Happy Valentine's Day! How are you celebrating with #OFMD's @sambaschutte.bsky.social and @shitfromkiran.bsky.social tonight at 8:22 EST?

It’s true that a dog is man’s best friend, but my lifelong buddy Barry is not gonna take this news well.

I love the #OFMDFanArt, especially when it's of @sambaschutte.bsky.social (Roach!). And now all I want for #Valentine's is a little fan art representing Samba's star turn in @advancedchemmov.bsky.social! Maybe one of these? (Yes, I want to see art of our penis-face art.)

Hitting #3 on STARZ behind the new Spider-Man and Venom and ahead of the new Hunger Games is cool. But having STARZ bill you as the #3 actor in the movie, just 2 spots behind #OFMD legend @sambaschutte.bsky.social and ahead of well-known actors with much bigger parts? That's... confusing?

Pornography? Maybe not. A great Valentine's watch? Definitely.

Y'all, the great @sambaschutte.bsky.social of #OFMD has finally joined BlueSky! Just in time for Valentine's Day, which we recommend celebrating by watching the lovelorn Samba's hilarious star turn in @advancedchemmov.bsky.social, now streaming on STARZ, while still available on Amazon, Apple, etc!

I thought Musk was on team Trump, but this has to be sarcasm, right?

What do you mean by "Or"?

This is the real marvel! #OFMDverse coming for the #MCU

We're glad to solidify Samba's genius!

When I put on my thinking hat, I always think about how stupid it is to wear this thinking hat.

So @advancedchemmov.bsky.social has been acquired by STARZ and we're number three behind only Spider-Man and Venom! Can you guys help Samba (Roach on #OFMD) pass Toms Holland and Hardy?

"Inventive storytelling?" Little ol' me? Gosh, I'm blushing.

In case you were wondering where the Messiah is, he's on the back of this street light.