Putting ketchup on a taco isn’t a "food hack"—it’s a cry for help. 🚩 People who do this don’t love the sauce; they just hate that everyone else is enjoying something authentic. It’s 10% attention-seeking and 90% pure taco sabotage. Stay sus. 🌮🚫🍅

pineapple guajillo pork belly is my new addiction. On a tortilla or birote

Mexican shipping vessels are in the Strait of Hormuz.

I just got off Facebook probation (restricted views) I got in trouble for posting an AI video of Scarface (Al Pacino) giving a TED talk about being a successful businessman. Apparently that promotes illegal behavior 🤷🏻‍♂️

Being the child of taqueros doesn’t make you an expert. It makes you a witness. A witness to sacrifice, to hustle, to flavor, to survival.

Social media feeds on division. Tortillas unite and feed everyone everywhere!

I’m in a committed relationship with tacos. Nixtamalized tortillas have never cheated on me 🌮🌶️🇲🇽🫶🏽

The radio was once a luxury.

If the yolk isn’t runny and the chilaquiles crisp, it’s just breakfast pretending to be tradition.

After 15 great years, my boy is ready to fly to doggie heaven 😢

There are far more tortillas in this world than liars—so choose wisely what you consume. Not everything that fills you feeds you.

Be like a taco—hold it all together even when you’re full of good stuff.

Before I knew what borders were, I crossed one. Not with maps or papers, but with my mother’s determination and a bus humming toward a future she hadn’t yet seen but believed in anyway. - Proud son of a TAQUERA

Flipping tortillas with your bare hands is like giving ancestral high fives.

If you’re truly proud of your offering—be it tacos, music, or a message—you shouldn’t need to tear others down to stand out.

I’m convinced the largest concentration of people who can’t eat cilantro live in the Denver area. It explains the food scene here!

🌮💀 Do you call tortillas shells? Be honest… your taco IQ might be in the single digits. 🧠📉 If you’ve ever said “hard shell” at a taquería, we need to talk. #TacoIQ #TortillaNotShell #TacoShame #MexicanFood101

The funny truth about tacos on social media is that the less real a taco seems - like when influencers say they (tacos) are out of this world- the more people want to believe tacos are out of this world. There is no taco that is literally out of this world!

Walk, don’t drive, to the taco truck. Walking 7,000 steps daily lowers the risk of dementia, cardiovascular disease, falls, depression, type 2 diabetes, and premature death, according to a Lancet Public Health study.

TAQUERO AI - a cilantro short story

Is it time to say good bye to #menudo ?

Burrito is going to HR after this fingering allegation

Having a brain tumor removed from my head has made me not be an asshole to those Taco Bell bastards.

If you can drive a forklift, you can unwrap a taco!

This has been going on for a long time……

Chorro

Self pity creates distance between you and tortillas. Compassion, on the other hand, gets you closer to the taco! - TAQUERO unknown

There will always be those who will judge you for how you flip tortillas. Keep flipping them!

Tortillas are not fu€ken shells! They are tortillas!!

Got some longtime friends visiting and his wife picks up, washes dishes, cleaning the house, things of that like. I’ve kindly asked her multiple times to stop but she continues. I asked her if she does that when they stay at hotels and she says no. Right or wrong to be upset?

Who wants to help her?

Feliz dia del taquero! #dayoftaqueros

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Fu€k taco shapers and who ever came up with them!

#JamesBeard Taste America in #Nashville - no surprise but my favorite was the #taco - Chef @julio_Iccd, @maiz_dlv Maíz de la Vida: Carne Asada Taco with Tennessee 🌽 #Tortillas, Ant Salsa, Quesillo and Herb Butter

#nfl Network mock draft people have the Chiefs winning the #SuperBowl

Foster the People performing “Pumped up Kicks” with a mariachi makes the song a corrido 🇲🇽

For when someone asks what the Ca stands for just say, “It means carne asada, it stands for carne asada!” 🌮🌶️🇲🇽

I’ve now passed my Threads followers count here bluesky!

I’m proud to have been born to taqueros 🇲🇽

I had no idea there are people who would fight you if ground beef gets dissed

I wish @pbsnews.bsky.social would show more taco news!

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TikTok: When life throws you lemons make Lemon8 - Me: mamadas

My name is Bueno

Some time ago I took a blood panel test that revealed I had allergies to pineapple. It confirmed why I I don’t like pineapple on pizza and it reaffirmed why I love al pastor tacos!

Classic scene from Threes Company

Zuckerberg watching TikTok get banged, I mean banned!

If I had a #taco for every time I thought about having tacos, I'd have a lot of tacos.