Vodka is the staple

My best friend just staying silent on the phone with me when I needed him. I owe him all my lives.

I love when people with ugly ass spirits expose them and get what’s coming to them eventually

Really needed someone. I’m not doing ok. Lemme try to sleep it off.

Best friend just sent me to voicemail. If his dick ain’t getting sucked I’m cutting it off.

God I love Sabrina Carpenter so much

Lemme text you some questions brb

I only log on here to tell yall @keithxthomas.blacksky.app bullies me xoxo

Am I ready to let myself fall in love again fr???

Glen Powell was over there shooting tshirts at the concert when he shoulda been shooting a load into my mouth

Who allowed me to start making real adult money because I just bought a Happy Gilmore and The Waterboy jersey…..

Absolutely not

Boy I FUCKED up my left hand. I swear to god if I can’t type on Monday…. Lmao.

This is abuse right?

In search of a new best friend who is available

Do you have a best friend that is always against you? You might be entitled to compensation.

Iron knee

Nah I’m crying lmaoooooo

Charlie Kirk this. Charlie Kirk that. I get shot in the throat every weekend and no one makes it a big deal.

That boys neck squirted just like me that’s crazy

White people get so mad when other see thru people aren’t racist like them

Does Lin Manuel Miranda know he NEEDS ME

My ovulation period is in FULL FUCKING SWING

Same

Once again I am being attacked for presenting new ideas

Little dick ass bitch?

Actually very blessed to have the best friend I do. Supports me through EVERYTHING.

Me, Glen Powell, and Michael B. Jordan

Glen Powells new show starts in 1 month

Been feeling more loved and more in control of my life than I ever have felt living on this earth. I’m so happy and in such a great space.

These clips from the Cardi B trial got me crying she’s really hilarious

First of all don’t yell at me. Second of all Harper needs a sibling!!!!

Should I get another dog

I know I’m white. But TikTok shows me just how white some people are. My god.

Mind you I haven’t drunk in a LONG TIME

Hey you’re pretty @l3ibra.blacksky.app

Each one is its own crisis

Hey guys!

Texting you in a crisis and you’re skeeting things like this ok

Yall miss me????

🫩😢

Told @keithxthomas.bsky.social I was going to yell in a voice note if they did Amaya wrong and I did exactly that

This close

Yall are whores on here too. God bless.

Every time my aunt pisses me off lately I been setting the thermostat 1 degree lower every night. It started at 72. We are at 59 rn. Idk who I’m punishing anymore. Me or her.

I’m wrong if I say I don’t like the way they’re treating Huda and she don’t deserve all that?

I be telling @keithxthomas.bsky.social about all these movies he will never have any interest in 😭😂😂