I will go back to Hades when I am good and ready! You do not talk to the president of Hell that way!

FUCK OFF DOOD YOU ARE THE WORST PRINNY SINCE VILEMAW LEVEL 1

YOU FORGOT TO SAY DOOD BACK TO LEVEL ONE

THE PRINNIES KORNE, THEY MISS YOU!

The Prinnies miss you!

Ah yes! More vampires! Well met!

"Nary you mind! I only offer the best sardines for my cohorts! We shall cement this union with a most bountiful feast! Huzzah!" And without hesitation he has a wonderful juicy sardine. "Here you go, dood! Courtesy of my secret stash!"

I promise to be more active here, and I never break a promise!

(Fixed, hopefully! Well I'm not an overlord anymore, I'm much more happy as a prinny instructor! I've trained thousands of Prinnies! I am quite proud of my work! Perhaps we should cement our new friendship with some sardines?

//

"Indeed, I am the Famed Prinny Instructor Valvatorez! Hero of the Prinnies and former tyrant!" The former tyrant thrusts his arms flamboyantly brandishing his cape! "Were you one of mine, you dapper fellow, dood?"

Well it's obviously the list of your descendants for when you die! Like next of kin!

Shall we cement our new union with a sardine? Perhaps even more if you're feeling a bit daring! >Two sardines Or we could go crazy!

Mokou? What type of name is that? Sounds foreign. Dear me! You're not a Prinny! Why didn't you say so!

Then consider this training for when you die! You'll be one excellent prinny! Nay, the best! Now, identify yourself! You need a name!

You're learning. That's all that matters. Soon, you'll be more than just a prinny. You'll be the best prinny and then I shall treat you to a feast, worthy of a prinny!

THAT CAN VERY SWIFTLY BE ARRANGED! SAY THE LINE

YOU FORGOT TO SAY THE LINE, START OVER!

No, it's pronounced "bicycle. " You ride them for exercise.

Valvatorez (Disgaea 4: A Promise Unforgotten, Nippon Ichi Software, 2011) 1/3🧵 Valvatorez is the protagonist of Disgaea 4. Unlike other demons, Valvatorez is proud and noble, committed to keep every promise he makes after he failed to keep a promise 400 years prior to the start of the game.

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"Yes! Sardines are the most essential part of my diet! I made a promise and I will not drink any human's blood!" >He's munching down in his sardine "Yes, you are absolutely right! I'm full of sardine knowledge! Would you like to know more?"

Please be considerate when setting off fireworks! The Prinnies are quite volatile! They're prone to explosions as is!

"Haha! A demon who can enjoy the finer things! Sardines are great! Did you know that the kanji for sardine is a combination of the characters "fish" and "weak"." >Presenting a single sardine "We shall dine well tonight, yes? A fest of kings!"

"Well, you're a sumo demon because they're rather... Large. And you are shaped like a Ferris wheel. " >Pokes his cheek "And a physical being, so yes. I'd assume you're a sumo demon. You're far to pretty to be an orc or ogre! Shall we share a sardine to cement this union?" >Toothy grin

This feels targeted my wife writes her

My son :)

You creatures from other netherworlds are so bizarre. You must be from that "Boo She Doe" realm, a sumo demon then. I am Valvatorez, Baron of hell and FEARED PRINNY INSTRUCTOR! >dramatic cape flailing

>wait a minute > Slurping like a dog >Tail FENRICH? WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?

Or maybe you're not entirely evil!

>... Are you not some sort of demon? Are you just an actual kangaroo.

Sardine fact of the day! Due to their potent smell, sardines have been used in some cultures to ward off evil.

Well you are a kangaroo demon of some variety, not a prinny, so the prinny rules do not apply.

>he's desperately flipping through the prinny handbook "You are a representative of Hades! Act civil, we're demons, not animals!"

..... Unfortunately there's no rule about manners.

Prinny rule No. 16: Start the day with some coffee!

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Consider replacing your burger with sardines! Sardines contain Vitamin D, which helps the body to absorb calcium.

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You are here to repent for your crimes. You are paid ONE sardine. However, as I am a just man, perhaps we could bump that up to maybe 3 sardines?

Wrong! It's DOOD, not dude! DOOD!