I just learned that Melania Trump is only six years older than me. Plastic surgery hasn’t helped. She looks much older to me. All I can say is, hate ages you. If you carry it in your heart, it will show on your face.

Settling for coffee this morning. It’s not as fun as morning sex, but at least it won’t ask me to make breakfast after. 🥓😹 Morning coffee: the second-best way to start the day. ☕️🔥😹

September in the Low Country… We’re in a drought. Heat index over 100, it’s gonna flood when the tide comes in and the bridge off the island will shut down.The dollar tree has Christmas decorations out. And there’s a hurricane coming on Monday. Oh and they found a dead bin a car at the Piggly Wiggly

Hoo boy this job is testing me today. I am not a patient woman. I literally have none and my tolerance for incompetence and bullshit is even less.

Welp I got rear ended a few weeks ago and got the call today that the damage was too extensive and my Beamer is totaled 😿 Looks like I’m stuck in a rental a while longer and have to start shopping for a new Panzer Wagon I hate car shopping. I hate shopping of any kind, but I loathe car shopping 😾

Hoo boy them DAWGS, always giving me anxiety

Words have consequences. Silence has consequences too. Just sayin’

Valhalla isn’t heaven, it’s Odin’s hall, reserved for warriors who die in battle. Soldiers invoke it as sacred honor and sacrifice. It’s not for civilians, and never for Christian nationalists to twist into ideology

Valhalla doesn’t mean what you think it means, Kash… FFS this country is giving me a headache

Stop with the fucking conspiracy theories. You’re literally feeding the flames 200 yards isn’t even the highest qualifying requirement at the range for the Army (300 meters, FYI 1 meter is longer than 1 yd) It wouldn’t take a pro, just discipline stfu you sound like maga, be better

Let me be clear: I do not support the assassination of Charlie Kirk or anyone else We can hate a man’s words, reject his cruelty, and fight against his ideas, but cheering his death corrupts our own humanity We do not rise by becoming what we despise. We rise by holding the line of dignity

Good morning lovely souls🌞 Life’s beauty is tucked into the smallest things, the warmth of sunlight, a shared laugh, the quiet peace of knowing you are here, alive.The little moments are the big ones🫶🏻 Never forget: you are important, you are beautiful, and the world is brighter because of you✨💙

Good morning, lovelies ☀️💛 May your day be sprinkled with little joys, warm smiles, and moments that make your heart feel light. Carry kindness like sunshine, it looks beautiful on you. 🌸✨ Got a weather alert this morning, appears we’re getting a cold snap in the low country, it’s 65° 😹😹😹

In the kitchen baking bread again and now I feel the need to bake a pecan pie 🥧 don’t know what’s come over me Maybe I was abducted by aliens 👾 and replaced with a domestic goddess😹 Must’ve forgot to put a filter on me cuz every other word out my mouth is “oh fuck” and I’m just as clumsy as ever

Okay blue friends. My aunt tasked me with sending care packages to my niece who is a freshman at UGA this year. I’m always doing care packages for soldiers, that’s easy but wtf do you send teenage girls in college lol?! She’s a sweet, smart, pageant queen, girly girl, who works hard and is poly sci

FYI..states can arrest and charge any person that is a sworn in ice contractor or bounty hunter. The supremacy clause does not protect you if you are not a federal law enforcement officer (takes about 2 years) It’s illegal to abduct, assault, detain, refuse to identify or enter without a warrant

How bout them DAWGS🐾🏈

A golden loaf, fresh from the oven, brushed with butter, kissed by coarse salt, simple and divine…💫 Sunday vibes and tasty treats😋

Every woman in the world understands this and has had at least a few experiences throughout her entire life (and yes that’s childhood too) that would make her understand this…

The sun rises like a whispered promise, painting the sky in tender gold. Morning unfurls with quiet grace, reminding us that every day begins with light breaking through the dark. May your smile today shine just as brightly. 🌅✨☕️

The fact that Trans service members who are forced to leave the military are being denied early retirement pension if they are 15-19 years in, is angering and should anger all Americans. Meanwhile the draft dodging fat-assed douche canoe clown balls of a President dodged the draft.

Hoo boy… Now that’s inspiration for a painting 🖼️ Sometimes these hurricanes show you a beauty that you wouldn’t otherwise see. Nature is magnificent in her brightest and darkest moments. As are you. Never forget that! 🫶🏻

Even in the rain, she sparkles. Soft, steady, and still shining, no matter the turbulence, carrying grace through the storm✨🌧️ 💕

Merhaba! Back from my travels, and life hasn’t slowed a bit, it’s only spun into new adventures. My days are full, my heart even fuller. Busy, yes, but beautifully so. Every step forward reminds me how wonderful this journey is, and how much magic there is in simply living. Keep up if you can. 😉 ✨

Hey you.. Has anyone told you that you are B E A Utiful 🤩 You are stardust wrapped in skin, poetry walking through the world. Even on your quiet days, you glow with something rare and kind. Never forget how wonderful you are, just by being you. The sky’s brighter with you in it. 💙✨

Feels like 132° 🥵🥵🥵 fuckin Georgia

WTF Georgia 🥵🥵 If this heat wasn’t bad enough, while waiting to make a left turn, when the light turned red, instead of completing the turn, the car in front of me threw it in reverse and slammed into the front of my car 🤬cameras and alert systems in the Beamer were yelling at me the entire way home

The sky blushed into twilight as dinner melted into memory, warm bites, gentle laughter, the hush of contentment. In this quiet glow, I find peace, sweetness, and the soft rhythm of a life well-loved. Forehead kisses and loving arms are all the world needs. I bid you all a sweet slumber.🌒🥂

Sliding into the weekend like it owes me something, because it does. Peace, play, and just enough chaos to keep it interesting. Be soft, be spicy, and don’t let anyone dim your weekend shine. You deserve it, darling. 💖🔥 Go be your beautiful, unbothered self. ✨💋 Time for ice cream 🍦

The word cockwomble exists, and somehow the universe knew Trump would need a title that perfectly combines arrogance, ignorance, and the grace of a damp traffic cone Trump: a cockwomble of legendary proportion, half bluster, half blunder, all delusion It’s not just a word, it’s a biography… 😹😹😹

Planning a trip for my 50th next February.. Can’t decide 😭 Top destination options; Italy- Tuscany region France-Provence or Paris (been to Paris several times so not sure) Portugal- Lisbon or Porto Planning to buy something overseas to use when I retire so it’ll be a birthday trip with a purpose

Someone sent me a cheesecake. A Juniors Cheesecake 🤤

Elon Musk is saying starlink will allow you to use your cell anywhere in the world… Yet starlink can’t maintain an internet connection at my cabin on Mt. Rainier 🙄

Rise and shine, babes, joy doesn’t wait for anyone still snoozing on their worth 💫 You’re magic in motion, a masterpiece with coffee. Breathe deep. Smile wide. You made it to today, and that’s already something to be proud of. 💛 Step out and remind the world who it’s lucky to wake up with ☀️🫶🏻

My doggos breeder sent me pics of puppies and he knows I always go for the runts cuz, well us shorties gotta stick together.. I’m not sure I have the willpower to just say no 😭😭😭😭 They have some Reds 🫠🫠🫠🫠

Planning my trip up north next month and have some dinner plans with someone. Thinking about doing VRBO or something and maybe I’ll do the cooking. But, a girl does like to be wined and dined too. That French place was good 😋

The bees knees…🐝

“No one’s ever spoken to me the way you do” As I’ve told you, I don’t want a man who’s afraid of his own reflection There’s fire in my truth, not flattery My voice shakes your soul⚡️ Go to the ones that chase married men like they’ll save em Thunder can’t be replaced by an echo begging to be heard

Good afternoon my stardust peeps✨ Wishing you a day filled with love and happiness. Life is a wondrous journey. Even in the chaos, beauty blooms. We breathe, we love, we begin again. And that, in itself, is a miracle. You smile, for tomorrow will be better than today🫶🏻💫

Tonight, the kitchen sang a Mediterranean lullaby🎶 Made spanakopita so golden it could file for royalty Topped it with homemade tzatziki smoother than most men I’ve dated Dinner? A whole Mediterranean main character moment💁🏻‍♀️🫒🥒 A plate full of poetry, and every bite whispered, “you made this magic”💫

There’s some scum out here trying to hack my account. They’ve been reported and suspended but these losers usually have other accounts. Some people have no real substance or purpose in life and can do nothing but cause chaos in others lives to fill a void within them Trash will be trash… Be careful

Well good morning, trouble 😽 I woke up with bedhead, boldness, and just enough charm to ruin someone’s plans, in the best way. The sun’s not the only thing rising today, so smile sweet, sip slow, and let ‘em wonder who’s got your attention. (Spoiler: it’s still you😏) ☕💋✨ #HotterThanMyCoffee

Good morning, starlit souls ☀️ Let the sun kiss your cheeks and your coffee warm your spirit. Today is a fresh page, write it with grace, grit, and that quiet fire in your heart. Smile at the world… it’s lucky to have you in it. 💙✨

Today’s heat index was 110° and I am spent from it but my lunch date was worth.. Goodnight, my stardust souls 🌙 Here’s to late-night chats that heal, to laughter that lingers long after the light fades, and to hearts that stay soft even in the dark. Rest easy. The world is better with you in it. ✨💙

Kat’s tip of the day… If you’re visiting the Low Country and happen upon a Gator 🐊 Leave em be. Gators travel from one body of water to the next and when out of the water, their legs get tired under their own weight and may need a rest. Once they’ve rested they’ll move along. Have patience

Good morning, beautiful souls. The sun has risen, and so have you, full of light, full of promise. Today is a blank canvas waiting for your colors. So walk gently, love loudly, and don’t forget to share that smile. The world needs your spark more than you know. 🌞✨