The wildest thing is watching MAGA claim that all of Trump's unhinged threats in the last week or so "worked." Like dudes...WHAT worked? We literally have nothing to show for this shitshow other than a dozen dead US soldiers, murdered schoolchildren and jacked up gas prices. Whaddya smoking?

Trump: "I thought it was me as a doctor. Had to do with the Red Cross which we support. Only the fake news could come up with that one. I just heard about it and I said 'how did they come up with that?' It's supposed to be me as a doctor making people better and I do make people better." 🤡 🤡 🤡

Congrats, Hungary. America...TAKE SOME FUCKING NOTES.

MAGA "The Pope should stay in his lane and not discuss politics." Also MAGA: "We love hearing the truth from such powerful voices such as Kevin Sorbo, Kid Rock and...shit, what's that Pillow guy's name again?"

There's truth in jest...

A new "Hunger Games" movie? Please, that's practically a documentary at this point.

They ruined it.

Lock. Her. Up.

MAGA says Democrats are unpopular with their own voters. They're not wrong. What they won’t admit is why. It's not like we're flocking to THEIR side. We're just pissed our leaders aren't doing MORE. Being MORE progressive. Pushing back against this insane POTUS MORE! Big difference.

Aw hell no.

That lasted what...all of five fucking minutes?

MAGA's new attack on us: "Yesterday you were screaming about war crimes. Today you're saying T.A.C.O. You guys can't make up your minds." Oh little cult dude: it's called emotional intelligence. We can call out Trump's latest humliation while being super grateful that we're not currently in WW3.

Wow. Just wow.

Seeing Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Mike Cernovich, Candace Owens & others condeming Trump over the Iran War is -- to borrow a phrase from my mom (RIP) -- like closing the barn doors after the cow has escaped. Thanks for nothing, MAGA. We told you this would happen and you still ran with this.

THERE. IS. ALWAYS. A. PAST. TWEET.

The orange gremlin crows that we've obliterated Iran's military & defenses...and then they down two of our aircraft. Seriously...how can MAGA not be outright embarrassed?

Like I would ever trust another job report coming out of the orange gremlin's administration.

Gas prices are soaring -- and you know if Dems slapped Trump "I did that" stickers on pumps, we'd get a lecture on how Presidents don't control gas prices, and this situation is exceptional, oh and "a little pain at the station is the price of freedom." Absolute bonkers. But yes, to be clear...

Thing about MAGA is, even if it splinters and falls apart -- those involved don't suddenly become mentally stable or stop being racist/homophobic/xenophobic. They will simply move on to whatever is the new group that supports their hate-fueled, conspiratorial ideologies.

They will NEVER learn. Little orange gremlin demands full loyalty...but offers none in return.

Stand by for a "tell-all" book from Pam Bondi that reveals all the dark secrets & horrors of the Trump administration. And by "Stand By" I mean about 10-15 years from now when certain people are gone & untouchable. But she'll still make millions. Because that's what this has always been about.

Pam Bondi is out.

If @democrats.org don't set speakers to full blast on this insanity -- then they deserve to lose the midterms.

MAGA: “sToP cALLinG tRUMp a kiNG!" - His signature on currency. - Renames buildings after himself. - Demands loyalty to him instead country/law. - Tried to overturn an election he lost. - Talks about using DOJ on opponents. Yeah… Donald Trump really hates the monarchy comparison.

Trump literally thought attending the Supreme Court hearing on Birthright Citizenship was a "bullying tactic" to scare them onto his side. And when it became clear they're skeptical, he scurried off to rant on Truth Social. Another day, another TACO.

You can either save yourself from a massive headache... OR play a drinking game...and get a massive headache later on.

"He later told reporters that he expects the U.S. to "leave" Iran within two or three weeks, adding that Iran does not have to make a deal with the U.S. for the war to end." Just another TACO order to go...

You're seen. You're loved.

absolute death cult www.thedailybeast.com/republicans-...

She is disgustingly giddy about this.

Someone here on Bluesky called him "President Ineptstein" and after I stop laughing, I'll be using that quite possibly forever.

In an episode of New Yorker Radio, Conan O'Brien said “If Donald Trump we’re a magazine it’s the National Enquirer” and that's just so wrong. I'll give him Weekly World News...but that's all.

Oh yeah...he's definitely on the naughty list. And that OTHER list too. #NoKings #FDT

Guarantee some of the people mocking "No King's Day" are the same people who spent hundreds of dollars on MAGA merch in order to take part in "Trump Trains" so they could swear undying loyalty to their spray-tanned daddy.

literally no depth is too deep for MAGA to sink.

Best description of MAGA mentality ever.

Countdown to "It's the price of freedom" from the MAGAs in 3...2...1...

Donnie is back on the "NATO didn't help us" rant. NATO will aid an ally if they are attacked. NATO is not gonna join "the bully" that attacks another country and then asks them to join the beat-down. Someone should remind him of that next time they give him his juice box and Big Mac.

Half of the “new” Iran proposal is basically the old nuclear deal little orange dude walked away from. The difference? It adds tougher demands (zero enrichment, missiles, regional influence). So we ditched a deal Iran agreed to… for one they were far less likely to accept. He's an idiot. #FDT

She won -- for all intents and purposes -- in Trump's backyard. I hope he's throwing a fit. www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...

"ICE is here to help support our TSA workers..." Meanwhile, ICE:

If I were an TSA agent and I saw these ICE officers sauntering around the airport joking with each over, collecting bonus money while I slogged thru another longass shift for no pay I would immediately quit and never look back. republicans wreck everything.

Me: People are posting online ICE agents at the airports standing around, doing nothing. MAGA: "They're there for security. What do you expect them to do?" Me: If they're there to aid the TSA, then screen passengers, baggage, & cargo. Not stand around. Anything else is scare tactics. MAGA:

It's absolutley wild to see the firey hoops MAGA will go through to excuse this insane level of grifting. Their refusal to admit they were wrong and got conned by Trump punishes everyone, themselves included.

THANK YOU President Trump...for making it socially acceptable to celebrate the death of a government official you hate, don't agree with, etc. Folks will remember that down the road.

From the "No. Fuck no. Fuck fuck fuck no" department. www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-a...

Keep in mind that the only reason this has devolved into "bad politics" for Trump is because MAGA who had immediate family & friends grabbed by ICE are running with the tired old "We didn't realize it would happen to us" narrative. Anyone else and they wouldn't give a shit.

He's underwater in approval polls WITH HIS OWN VOTER BASE. His response? "Democrats have Trump Derangement Syndrome." Jesus Christ -- if your constiuents don't like the job you're doing or the choices you're making...I dunno...maybe effing listen to them?

Yesterday the President made a joke about Pearl Harbor in front of the Japanese PM. And just 42 days ago he posted a video depicting former President Obama and Michelle Obama as apes. Dead soldiers. Dead kids. Can't afford food, gas or healthcare. Epstein. A tactless President. So much winning!

This just in...Chuck Norris finally tells Death, "okay NOW I'm ready, bitch." www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/c...