So how many innings until they do a Home Run Derby to win the game?

I truly never appreciated how talented pitchers are until lately.

I just realized that it's the fall... are the #BlueJays doing any good this year?

Unemployed for over three years now, we're on our last dimes, but it's hard to find something when you don't know what kind of society will still be around in a year, six months, whatever.

Wait, did the @bluejays.com relieve their pitcher in the 5th during a no-hitter and a 12-run lead and then the game ends 13-7? A win is a win, I guess, but still.

I hate depression. Everything is just so empty and bleak.

Marvel Zombies is pretty great, but the best part is how it seems to contain a proof of concept for the Young Avengers.

Oh my god this vaccine announcement is *so.* *bad.*

I'm not the only one who didn't recognize PAC at #AEWAllIn because he was wearing clothes, right? Like, that's a drastic departure for him, isn't it?

BBC News captures Doctor Who himself Sylvester McCoy at the Trump protest seemingly unaware of who they're interviewing.

I feel like we need people to start physically archiving social media as historical documents, because I'm worried the fascists will replace the story with their own and we will lose the fact that we watched it all fall down.

To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.

You know that when they finally show us the "trans ideology" engraved on the bullet casing, it's going to be a drawing of a dick and they'll be like "SEE? THEY WANT TO GIVE YOU FAKE PENISES!" It'll be worse if the balls have hair on them.

South Park next week is going to be wild.

I'm supposed to go to this job fair thing for some temporary seasonal retail job and I'm frozen from anxiety and ready to cry and don't know if I can make myself leave. I hate having this brain right now.

How in the fuck does Mark Carney make the most disappointing decision every other day?

So you get the ad supported netflix because you have to cut costs. But in order to watch it, you need to buy a netflix- enabled device since chromecast is disabled on that tier. What the fuck.

So if Trump dies, like is the theory, how are they going to play it when Vance takes the reins? a) "He was the greatest living human and he is sitting on God's knee teaching him about perfection" or b) "Really, he was a monster and we were the real brains, Vance is truly god's vessel" ?

Noontime is my time the right time for self loathing.

So Invasion has returned and the writing is just as stupid as it has been for two seasons already.

Yknow, instead of electing Newsom president because he is gross and bad, we should give him a career alongside dril.

Middle of the nighttime, is the right time, for just self-loathing.

There's a certain joy in seeing your child do an activity and enjoy it for their own reasons and not because you're watching them.

YOUTUBE WHY DO YOU CUT OFF AUDIO ON LIVESTREAMS FOR ADS FUCK OFF.

Ah Pete Hegseth with his fake medals US flag pocket square. What a fucking douchebag.

The thing I really like about ironheart is that the crack team of personalities that are the Hood's gang are legitimately capable and cohesive as a team and don't just squabble all the time.

Can somebody please just ask me if I'm okay without immediately trying to convince me that not being okay is because I'm the problem? I'm telling you I'm not okay because I feel like the problem, so leaning in to that isn't helping

I love rain while camping; it and campfires are my favorite parts of this hobby.

I know we are all loving #trumpvsmusk and all, but we really need an answer to the question: where is Stephen Miller's wife right now?

And so ends one of the best eras of modern Doctor Who with all of the worst Russell Davies tropes in one nonsense package.

Goddamn, this movie could have been so good, but it's like they stopped thinking in the rewrite stage and then hired a terrible composer and then the sound mix for background dialog was just astonishingly bad. It makes me so sad.

Watching Captain America: Brave New World, and candidate Bucky looks like JD Vance and it is icky.

Does anybody else feel that we are doing everyone a disservice by requiring parents to be constantly. Around. Their. Children? This is the one thing I did not expect from parenthood.

RIP Peter David. Spider-Man 2099 was the first comic I collected all the way through and I still haven't forgiven Marvel for changing his Goblin reveal. He had such a wide-varied career. All the comics, and all the Star Trek books and the occasional B5 episode. He kept appearing everywhere.

Man, Threads really is a cesspool.

My 8-year old is very, very interested in watching a scary movie. She can be kind of timid and has her dad's imagination. She keeps saying FNAF because everyone talks about it. Trying to decide what to start her on. #horrormovie people, any suggestions?

Holy crap, @colbertlateshow.bsky.social, Father Guido Sarducci is still around? You guys really have the best team in the business.

Remember when Carney cut the carbon tax and we were all like "wow, gas is so much cheaper now!" That was six weeks ago and gas regained half of the lost price. We've gained almost nothing and lost the green funding. Thanks for the wedge issue, Pierre!

Finally watching this week's Doctor Who, and just the reference to segregated restaurants is *exactly* what I thought they needed to do with the 13th Doctor, too.

What's your unpopular #startrek opinion? 1. Voyager should never have returned early, and definitely not via timey-wimey Janeway. 2. The synth story in Picard stunk, but the idea of a synthetic Federation slave race kind of makes sense. 3. First Contact ruined the Borg

So wait... A Minecraft Movie is so bad it's Rocky Horror good (with which I agree wholeheartedly) and Jack Black is somehow trying to stop them from having fun? What the hell is this dystopian Trump America?

If Abreho Garcia is still alive, I imagine that he is completely unaware of the movement rallying behind him. He was an immigrant living his normal life and now he may be treated like filth. I bet he doesn't even realize people know he is gone. And he's one of many whose names don't know.

So now we're in a society where the leaders of that society are happily destroying economy and playing with people's stability to add more to their own wealth. Shouldl we, as non-ultrawealthy western society as a whole, perhaps reorganize ourselves around NOT their money? Take away their wealth?

You know, I'm really curious if this Republican monarchy project actively recruited Trump before he ran, if he was part of the plan or was just a fortuitous blowhard to ride to power? Because if it's the latter, I hate that I'm waiting for his other masters (Putin et al), to cash in.

Did... is this the first public case of Stockhom-at-a-Distance Syndrome? Did she forget that this guy motivated people to try and kidnap her or something?

I have woken up at 3 in the morning three nights in a row, unable to yawn or sigh consistently for at least an hour. Then i go to my apartment to pack everything so we can fix the mold in our place. I'm just so tired, mentally and physically, because things just keep happening.

Rand Paul stop being a reasonable person this isn't cool man. I'm good with strange bedfellows but I don't want to wake up next to *you!*

Wow, the transphobes showed up on Threads, eh?

Jesus Christ can’t you people just let millennials express some entirely deserved outrage and anger over getting hit with yet another major financial crisis without parachuting in to finger wag at us about it

I am so worried about Canada and Mexico not being on the tariff list. Maybe it's an exception for negotiation, but maybe it's because he's going to do something worse.