thats a good one

it was a bad call being right is so great

I don't think I've ever watched a conflict/war movie that wasn't immediately silly from the premise like "5 aging, barely mobile action stars defend imaginary island nation" or "man takes on entire vaguely ethnic enemy army to free daughter" or "man blackmailed by the CIA into killing terrorists"

today we're playing a fun game i like to call "where the fuck is that bruise from and why is it so big"

"i would never be with a woman who h-" skill issue, i would

what a normal thing to say on the internet

letting your child train to be a professional athelete is very often as close to abuse as you can legally come raccoons should be pets and i dont care what anyone says about it eating meat is a) wrong but more importantly b) gross, it literally tastes like rot, like sure if theres a famine but..?

i am bored and i dont want to do any of the things i gotta do before i can do anything fun this maybe the worst suffering any human has ever experienced

its a eurofighter and an airbus, doesnt that make you feel all warm and patriotic?

I obviously prefer living in Europe personally but the "I spent 3 weeks in Europe this summer and let me tell you what I learnt" fantasy world is such a massive pet peeve of mine.

why do humans need so many calories each day?! theres no way youre using them efficiently, i bet if we teaked some stuff we could cut that energy usage way down

I just really aspire to be a tradwife* *hit him with my set of beautiful, well cared for cast iron pans if he ever gets home late and drunk

"Wie können Sie als Lehrkräfte KI sinnvoll in Ihren Unterricht integrieren? Sie wissen ja, Medienbildung ist eine wichtige schulische Aufgabe" Gerda, die Kinder nutzen KI schon mehr als wir, das ist nicht das Medium, in dem ich sie bilden möchte

instead of "feelings" and "emotions" have you tried: dissociating for one to six business days instead?? ask your doctor today if dissociating for one to six business days may be right for you

i'm so glad i got into theology at a time where people say "sovereign borders are biblical" out loud in public

BALL

hey so did everyone just leave those guys in greenland? are they just all...hanging out in greenland now??

step-by-step guide on how to get a date, by me (an expert) 1. see a pretty person 2. stand in their general vicinity for a long time 3a. say nothing 3b. if they talk to you: panic and decline any invitation to ever meet again 4. ???? 5. date!

hi, quick question: why do the boy scouts have a long-standing partnership with the U.S. military?

"all trauma is valid, there's no competition for who has the worst trauma" sounds like something the person who would lose a trauma competition would say

body: i want food me: here is food body: i dont want that food, its disgusting me: you say that about literally all food, just eat it body: me: body: well, you're sick now, hope you're happy

i know this is a dumb question because he doesnt know anything but...does he know the us is not at war with somalia?? like...i think he think hes bombing somalia?? i dont think he knows hes not bombing...somalia because they arent the enemy

i think the "fight - flight - freeze - fawn" thing is a lie because mine is 50/50 "ugly cry" or "laugh hysterically" and i dont think thats any of those

hows everyone doing? good?? cool my boiler froze soooo...its a little bit cold here, idk if id mentioned

...i also have a bhangmeter...if you know what i mean

a) impeccable 10/10 no notes b) the fact that he CC'd not just Epstein but also the guy's daughter?! 💯

ich war schon mal in Güstrow und Laage, weder Laage noch Güstrow ist soooo toll, dass wir da alle hin müssen...die Freibier These steht

i love basically all holidays because humans are adorable but ramadan in a primary school is just awkward

instead of "self-discipline" which is hard and also boring have you considered "just taking a nap"?

id be cool if the NUKE DETECTING PLANE could stop hanging out off the coast tbh that wold be really good for my general health and well being

Leute, die freiwillig im Hubschrauber fliegen...weiß man da mehr??

I really love how swallowing feels like I've got a throat full of broken glass that's actually really cool and it goes so well with the headache. Human bodies are so awesome and I love being alive 👍🥰

warum ist die halbe Luftwaffe über Meckpom? gibts da Freibier??

okay, here's the plan: we're going to burn fossil fuels so we can keep fossil fuels in the air so we can burn fossil fuels more efficiently 👍

everyone is all OPSEC this, OPSEC that, like we haven't all accidentally told ISIS our home address once or twi- -we havent all done that? Oh, well, in that case 😬

is it a bird? is it a plane? is it a- no, its a us air strike, its always a us air strike

yes, hello, i have an ontological question about the God-satan thing?

in all fairness...she literally looks like a villain from a superhero movie

Everyone will focus on Russia or Iran, but Gabbard's background in one of the weirder religious guru cults around have led to some links with the BJP too

how's everyone's day going? good?? cool cool cool cool cool i nearly just set fire to my house it turns out in a house literally filled with fire hazards i am the most dangerous of them all might still go pear shaped tbh im not relaxing until fire in the stove has burned all the way down

him: so, what do you do for work? do you have any siblings? what's your favourite colour? me, desperately waiting for the smalltalk to end so i can start infodumping about my pet topics:

Winterferien Tag 3: Werden wir heute das Bett verlassen? Werden wir heute etwas essen, das nicht Haribo ist? Die Spannung steigt* *nein

1965: The Kids Are Alright 1998: The Kids Aren't Alright 2026: The Kids Are...calling for unchecked state violence, summary executions, and the erosion of civil liberties?

Uh, Niger, like most sahel states, has been dealing with terrorist insurgencies (AQ, IS, BH) for the last decade. There is/was weak government, corruption in the military and public sector, desperate poverty, and ethnic tensions. The rise of armed gangs and climate change exacerbate the sitution.

for later

i would like to point out that "shitting yourself in the office" is not a glp-1 side effect

petition to make it illegal to just post like "ah shit" in the group chat and then not elaborate some of us have anxiety, kevin wtf do you mean did you stub your toe? did you delete an important email? are india and china finally having it out?? details would be ever so great

i'm not saying anything is going on in the airspace over iran i'm just saying a lot of planes appear to be skipping and hopping and disappearing today which...if thats what they want to do i think we should support them but its fun to point out

i dont mean to be racist but...the fuck?!