me: yeh, no, i would say im pretty health conscious, its really important for me to make sure that just take good care of my health, you know also me: alexa, if you pass out a few times a day do you have to go to the doctor or can you just stay away from sharp edges that you might hit your head on?

not to get too deeply philosophical on main but all things considered i think its probably best to try to not be an asshole

my hot take after today is that people with no training in pediatric mental health and trauma should not be allowed to do school projects with kids about deeply traumatic topics such as migration and inclusion

Ich habe heute gelernt, dass das Land Brandenburg Notfallpläne für Schulen entwickelt hat und ich möchte, dass ihr euch alle mal die Definition einer "Geiselnahme" gebt:

everyone gets to have fun (bomb threats) and i just get stupid boring work (that i chose and am getting paid for)

die Kinder haben heute ein Projekt zum Thema Inklusion und Respekt und da sind zwei sehr nette Damen da, die ihnen jetzt seit 90 Minuten im Schneckentempo und leicht gebrochenem Deutsch was zu Migration erzählen und das ist ja voll cool und so aber für mein ADHS echt grade tötlich

Wie ländlich wohnt ihr? Weil ich hab gerade dem Schornsteinfeger gesagt wo mein Ersatzschlüssel liegt, damit er sich einfach selber reinlassen kann, aber das ist okay, weil er ist verschwägert mit dem Nachbarn (irgendwie kA)

ich, wenn mir das 5. Kind in unserem sehr kleinen, sehr schlecht durchlüfteten Klassenzimmer, in dem wir den ganzen Tag gemeinsam verbringen, erklärt, dass es Halsschmerzen und Husten hat und wenn es schlimmer wird, soll es sich abholen lassen

Klimawandel dies, Erderwärmung das, Bruder, warum muss ich am 1. Oktober morgens kratzen?!

"im against war because i want my kids to live in peace and safety" wow, you should write a book, Susanne, im sure nobody has ever thought of that before, revolutionary shit

after a few weeks of intense bible study and a deep dive into christian theology my most important takeaway so far is: fuck paul and fuck you if you like paul

the cool thing about anxiety is that i KNOW theres literally no reason to be feeling this way and it not helping at all even a little bit

sometimes i spend the time listening to/watching one of those "art and culture" segements of public radio or tv or something and every time i come to the conclusion that art and high culture is pretentious, boring, and shallow and im starting to wonder if that means im just not smart enough for it

do i have any desire to go to iraq? no do i remember that im not allowed to go to iraq and it makes me irrationally angry to the point where i have to talk myself out of illegally crossing a border like once a year or so? yes, very much so

i teach elementary school so the kids broadly dont really have an idea about career paths and jobs but by year six because our school system sorts them into differen branches they kinda start to think about their future and what interest and opportunities they have

sometimes i'm like i'm not THAT white like i am that white but..i tanned, you know? there's some spice on me, maybe? a little bit?? but then today i went into one of the little supermarkets in town and walked out with a bag of cat food, these two taco meal kits and a box of miracoli soo ya

idk im feeling inspired, i dont think ill stop thinking about this for...weeks probably its best thing that happened this year probably

me: nooooo dont sell your ass to the government, thats bad also me, who then went on to sell her ass to the highest bidder in the freie Marktwirtschaft instead because that notoriously never ever goes bad:

🌸lethality🌸 now with extra push ups, i guess

you know when its Christmas and you all sit in the living room by the tree and your parents call your grandparents and then hand you the phone and shout whisper "say merry christmas, you little shit, and thank you for the presents!!!" thats what i imagine this call was like

being a teacher is great!! 👍 (today a kid asked at lunch if he could take one of the left over desserts home for his little brother because they never get that sort of thing at home) ((dessert was a banana))

Klassenleitung Jahr 4: Beginn Elternversammlung: 17:00 Uhr Ende Elternversammlung: 17:28 Alter, ich bin so gut

POV you forgot you were going to get gas yesterday so now it's 5:40am and you're sitting in your car in the complete dark in the forest bc the one gas station between your house and work doesn't open till 6am

aaah...Sachsen

"selbstversorger" triggert mich ja schon so ein bisschen weil ja, ich weiß, was du meinst, aber ich find den term trotzdem blöd

im so old i only use the same 3 make up items every day and when one of them runs out i will repurchase the exact same thing again until it gets discontinued

ich morgen übrigens wieder 14 Stunden in der Schule und hab mir zum Mittag statt hier so gesund und Proteine und so dieses Mal Zwetschgenknödel mit Vanillesoße eingepackt aus Fehlern lernt man halt

alrighty its sunday evening, we got a good 9 hours of work done, time to relax by...oh joy, doing chores and tackling a mountain of essays to grade whoohoo

TIL that in the US you can buy insurance for your legal fees in case you shoot someone soooooooooo

i love the internet

me, in my depression cave, yearning for Angela Merkel

explaining to my neighbours that i cant clear the building rubble and trash out of my front yard bc its been there so long the hedgehogs have built their winter home in there

nächste Woche ist Elternabend und ich bin sowas von motiviert 👍

my most disgustingly alman food take is that unless im specifically making some fancy foreign recipe i want my rice to be the way my mom made it which is stodgy af

was ich ja an mir gut finde, ist dass ich ungefähr 34095834 Bücher und Artikel zur Restauration und nachhaltigem Bauen gelesen habe und dann nachdem die Lehmdecke raus war, ist eine Decke jetzt einfach Holzplatten und Kork weil... sollte schnell gehen

me: okay i should chill on the house projects for a while, catch my breath, save some money, and we can start back up again in the spring me, literally the next day:

oh!! i know!! it's because the violence of state actors in war often exc-*looks at the video* you know what, not important right now, please proceed

i made and froze so much cake that now basically every sunday till next summer when theres fresh berries for new cakes i can just grab cake and have kaffee und kuchen without any effort oo having to leave the house to buy some and i am so inredibly smug about it

i would never, ever, EVER be caught dead leaving the house wearing anything that didn't cover my shoulders and falls well below my knees and i don't feel particularly oppressed by any specific misogynist religion so idk i think your anti-hijab arguments are probably just islamophobia, Jeremy

okay but listen to me:

instead of dealing with your shit have you tried: social isolation, a sleep deficit, and keeping yourself busy for approximately 150h a week??

It's kind of insane how the two most important political events of the 21st century are a terrorist group flying two planes into the tallest buildings on Earth in the middle of New York City and a gaming website giving a good review to a boring video game about depression

im currently in deep crisis wondering whether or not my cats understand that the laser pointer mouse shape is a mouse shape or not i read so many essays on saussure in college and not a single one was helpful for the real questions i have now in life smh

is there actually a reason doctors call things "pressure" and "sensitivity" instead of like "agonizing pain for several days lol" bc im now about a handful of codeine deep into this "tooth sensitivity" and it aint doing shit soooooooooooooo thats irritating

How far in the country do you live?? Bc I just drove a couple villages over to the one little shop bc going into the city (population: 3k people) on a Saturday just seemed too hectic and busy and this is the parking lot

this is very niche and im not sure anyone else ever really had this issue but: doing a parachute jump with 50 odd kg less weight than you are used to feels really weird and unsettling in ways i did not expect

The long walk towards grandmadom continues, look at these plates I got and tell me they aren't the ugliest, most kitsch, awesome thing you have ever seen

i say this every year when the "oh no the chinese are sending mystery seed packages" news cycle hits but: if you send me mystery seeds i will 1000000000% propagate them idgaf

teachers when you tell them that instead of whining about their workload 24/7 for 43 years they could just track their hours and not do anything past 40h a week