The Electric Vehicle Council is calling on the government to set a deadline for the end of petrol and diesel vehicle sales. aapnews.aap.com.au/a/gzEvGHyQY

Had a casual chat with The Queen of Current Affairs today. Something something bucket list. #bwf

What it’s like to live in Brisbane this week.

Turns out writing is debating whether to give your manuscript a prologue for Seven Whole Months and then having the words come to you while brushing your hair in the bathroom on a random Tuesday night.

If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me to help them get their social media account back, Australia would have enough money to fund an ombudsman. aapnews.aap.com.au/a/mvNpMUxVv

So do we give Keith Urban back to the Kiwis to claim now?

I always thought life would be less like Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Anyway, if the rapture comes, DM me.

TIL Imelda Marcos spent $US23,000 on books in a single shopping spree. Not sanctioning corruption but, sheesh, that's an impressive TBR pile.

Saw a man riding a souped-up e-scooter with a full-face motocross helmet up top and pluggers down below. In case you’re wondering why I’m cackling at the traffic lights.

Oh, Optus. Mate.

Happy to announce I found one of two emails I had only a vague recollection of receiving this week. Stay tuned for further exciting updates.

I did not realise, until today, that journalists could be dobbed into the prime minister if someone didn’t like their questions. Huh.

Happy NBN speed boost day to those who celebrate.

I’ve discovered a scary sentence, even scarier than a MyGov message: “Mum, I need a costume for school tomorrow.” Best delivered on Sunday afternoon.

Anyone know how much it will cost to replace an iPad screen? Asking for a friend. A short friend. With butterfingers.

G’day AI: ChatGPT firm is setting up an office in Australia. www.canberratimes.com.au/story/905217...

My favourite malapropism of the day: “antidotal feedback”.

Is it still called earth if it’s on another planet? My job is weird.

Can you die of annoyance? Asking for a friend.

Australian workers are divided over whether to trust the government to regulate AI, with women and older people the most sceptical. aapnews.aap.com.au/a/QYbjasqlP

Good Things Festival? More like Expensive Things, amiright?

Did not realise Google was paying Telstra and Optus a cut of mobile ad dollars but there ya go. michaelwest.com.au/news/google-...

Woken up by an earthquake. Turns out they don’t respect sleep-ins. Very effective waking tool though.

I love that Taylor Swift’s album announcement is competing with the Reserve Bank’s interest rate announcement today. It’s like Barbie-Oppenheimer all over again.

Anyone got tips for fixing Apple AirPods Max headphones? They keep disconnecting, one earpiece at a time, there are no software updates and this feels like The End.

How nerdy am I? Filed this story this afternoon. Have been singing ‘Don’t go chasing sovereign AI’ in my head ever since. www.canberratimes.com.au/story/903481...

Being a journalist is odd. Things I have looked up today: - Is it dispatch or despatch? - Remote areas of the NT - Small nuclear reactors - Miles Franklin awards - Julia Gillard misogyny play - What is ‘Google Dorking’

It’s a tiny bit sad to me that Australia doesn’t have a band called Usher of the Black Rod. www.aph.gov.au/About_Parlia...

My iPhone just screened a phone call for the first time… and it was kind of weird. I like it a little bit.

My kid doesn’t know he needs a pen licence and, honestly, what are they teaching them in schools?!

Discovered you can listen to Audible books through Alexa speakers. I don’t know what took me so long but I do know that’s how my house became tidy.

First, they'll try classical music to wake you from a coma. Next, they'll try grunge. Finally: “Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday and right now...”

Smartwatch software from both Apple and Samsung has been cleared by Australia’s Therapeutic Goods Administration to check for signs of sleep apnoea. Sleep scientists say it could help raise awareness of the disorder. aapnews.aap.com.au/a/jQYybIWdX

This is so funny because Qantas consistently gets my meal preferences wrong! aapnews.aap.com.au/a/aYxWWcxwN

URGENT public safety message: Do not rant in response to Siri announcing your messages. Your reply may be transcribed and sent. I will be taking no questions during this awkward time.

It would be a *bold* move to try to pry YouTube from tween hands. aapnews.aap.com.au/a/WJEEmtgjV

This is your reminder that as an adult with access to money you can buy yourself a fancy beverage whenever you feel like one.

Robots may be able to roam the moon’s surface, comb the sea floor, or undertake search-and-rescue missions for longer after a breakthrough by Brisbane researchers. aapnews.aap.com.au/a/gzvmLUyQY

Looks like Australia just got ghosted. aapnews.aap.com.au/a/yXMxaSJdk

Happy #WWDC25 day to those who celebrate.

Off to America to see a man about some tech. #wwdc

There were a lot of misleading videos removed from social platforms in Australia last year — more than 25,000 from YouTube and TikTok. Meta only removed 350 misleading posts from Facebook and Instagram for the year, though. aapnews.aap.com.au/a/AbxgBUBnQ

Keen to hear how Optus customers use access to Perplexity Pro. It's an interesting take on generative AI. aapnews.aap.com.au/a/EYJAmukwv

This generational research is so fascinating. Most Gen Z's use AI but seven in 10 said they won't use it to plagiarise assignments... and one in 10 said they won't do that again. aapnews.aap.com.au/a/lgBZmSnML

Temperature’s plummeted below 20 degrees in Brisbane so I’m wearing two blankets. Am I doing this right?

I asked generative AI a simple question: How many Australian prime ministers have there been between 1970 and 2013? Google Gemini said eight. ChatGPT said 15. Siri (using ChatGPT) said 14. Microsoft Copilot said 12. The answer, dear reader, is 10.

That's it. I'm taking all future life advice from developer app updates.

BRB relearning how to type on a tiny keyboard.

One of Australia’s largest energy firms has issued an apology to more than 400,000 customers, acknowledging that carbon offsets “do not prevent or undo harms” caused by burning fossil fuels.  aapnews.aap.com.au/a/AbdJQIBnQ

This explains the weirdly professional phone call I got from ‘Coinbase support’ a while ago! (No money lost.) www.reuters.com/business/coi...