“Real” as a response is so out

When did “getting my ass chewed out” become the universal remark for workplace talk, and why do people assume I don’t get uncomfortable when I hear that phrase

This iOS update is wet

whenever i say "i'm not a furry," i want it to be known that i do so with faint sadness, as if looking out over a quiet sunset. that's just the way it is.

Playing No More Heroes for the first time. And. FUCK THIS PERSON

For this one I’m going to show you what a proper thrilling fake out looks like

World class talent with this one >:))

You don’t have to click your mouse so hard

Earth defense force is for boys

If I was an English teacher and I had to teach satire, I’d just show them a bunch of dunkey videos

I want gacha MMOs to “take inspiration from anime” in a way that isn’t generic as hell

Prime font

Does anyone else subscribe to YouTube channels not because you watch them at all but because the titles of the videos keep you informed in your respective hobbies? As I scroll through my subscriptions it’s become just a newspaper for me

Rice is a lot like orbeez

When you go to a show, normalize opting out of smoking outside and blowing bubbles instead

My fiancé said she doesn’t like referee whistles in electronic music ;-; what do I do

Need to hire a town crier to promote my album

What’s up with Vtubers getting sick so much lol

“I have to use PEMDAS to dissect your sentence”

Devices are getting so big and my pockets can’t take this shit, normalize men wearing purses

I’m really grateful to be living in a time where there’s a lot of things to like. Right now nothings coming to mind but man I really like Ariana Grande.

Jermas monster rancher 2 tournament is such a thrill, PLEASE! the world sees this game, please make another monster rancher game, it would be so fun in this day and age for a comeback

The older I get the more I notice everyone repeats themselves a lot

He is rizzen

Bowling alley edm

Never realized how iconic she is

Calling it now, They’re going to make Super Smash Brothers World

You are gay enough

“I need to hold your hand while I say this….i HATE the Beatles”

Once a trading card game adds the “search your deck” effect into the gameplay, the game breaks.

Couldn’t meditate today because I couldn’t stop thinking about drag queens

Summer game fest has shown me I’m tired of all of it, I can’t believe all these games look the same

“Life is like Wednesday Adams purple burger”

“You’re a grown man doing ahegao”

I love LE SSERAFIM because they can’t pronounce the word “girls” yet they persistently keep trying to say it in songs

I don’t want to see the word simulator anymore

Pet peeve that normies do: “how much drugs to I have to take to enjoy this?”

I’m finna get subordinate

Bring back “hip hip hooray”

A pure regular strawberry is overrated. Sour, barely sweet, if it isn’t cut I hate biting into it

DOOR DASH WORKERS! PLEASE STOP STEALING MY FIANCÉS WINGSTOP OMFG

I’m the cutest person at paper tiger tonight

For the love of god plz open a jolibee in atx

My friend just searched “why do hardcore people look like that?”

Refusing to change my kitchen strobing light bulb because I feel like I’m in a music video!

Anyone who walked in front of this light to talk to me tonight looked magnificent as hell

“Lil Bo Peep the kryptid”

Great, you’re gonna make me play oblivion AGAIN?

I want to flirt like a girl, does that make sense?