I think it's awesome that Clay Higgins took a principled stand against Trump's wish to release the Epstein files. It's about time Republicans stood up to Trump and voted their heart instead of just falling in line. Also, he wants to protect pedophiles & the people who love them.

DEMOCRATS: So, it's like this-- We realized the GOP (who we just whupped less than a week ago) was never gonna give in to our demands & have no problem not working; starving people; not paying military; canceling flights & ruining Thanksgiving -- so we decided to give in so they can ruin healthcare.

If you're a billionaire, than yes, America is very affordable. People aren't looking at it from all angles.

Question for the cult. If your guy caused: Tariffs hurting consumers/small businesses Screwed over Farmers Horrible job market Inflation/costs rising despite the lying Abusive ICE attacks on non-criminals/citizens Gov shutdown People going hungry How can you say you're Making America Great Again?

I don't think my local grocery store got the memo that prices are lower.

I know there are a lot of people considering or actively moving out of New York City now that Mamdami has won. I hear your concerns. I feel your pain. And I appreciate the extra street parking.

Oh no, MAGA is so upset that NYC will be run by a COMMUNIST!!! (Unlike Dear Leader -- who is definitely NOT a Russian asset, Pro-Putin puppet, funded by oligarchs, aided by Russian bots/trolls, who's midtown tower isn't full of Russian spies & who didn't need Russia's help to win in 2016/24)

What an amazing negotiating strategy -- nobody ever thought to do! 1. Take deal that's working fine 2. Destroy it via tariffs for reasons that only make sense to you 3. Other side retaliates, hurting you more 4. Run to them upset 5. Restore original deal but concede more to them 6. Crow about "win"

Yes, release the Epstein Files... But also, release Trump's Cognitive Exam. Let us all marvel at the perfectness of his score. Let us bask in awe at how beautifully he answered such hard questions. Is it too much to ask that we simple subjects get to see the mind of our stable genius King at work?

BREAKING: Trump to sue makers of Adderall for causing small penises.

What is the name of the medical condition that would cause you to take medical advice from Donald Trump and/or RFK Jr.?

At least we know Trump won't be showing up at the World Series. It's Los Angeles vs Canada... he doesn't know which to hate more. But also -- he's in the Epstein Files.

If only the NBA basketball players and coaches involved in the gambling scheme had cut Trump in on their winnings... They'd all be pardoned already.

Let's go on record & say NO DEMOCRATIC President (or other REPUBLICAN President) would demolish the WHITE HOUSE to build a 'look at me' ballroom during a time of: Government SHUTDOWN WEAK jobs numbers CUTS to healthcare FURLOUGHS Loss of BENEFITS Chaos & UNCERTAINTY MAGA he doesn't care about you!

Dear farmers, please check off the following things that harm your business. Trans Gays rights Black History Tariffs on imports Trade wars w/ China Deportation of workers Sensible gun laws Medicare Bailing out Argentina Destroying soybean market DEI Liberals Trump 🤔 Still proud of your vote? 🤷

If Mitch McConnell is just going to keep falling down, there is no way he belongs anywhere near a Government Building! He belongs near a subway... but really, any train station will do.

When Trump & MAGA say "America First!" -- do they mean America is the first country they're going to attack? Or, that America will be the first country to bomb multiple countries this year?

The guy who changed the Department of Defense to the Department of War is upset he didn't get a Peace Prize. We live in dumb times.

There have been 11 Gov't shutdowns since 1976 (when current budget process was established) Trump was President for 3 (27%) Trump was President for longest shutdown (35 days) Donald Trump tweeted 'shutdowns are the fault of the President' (before he was Pres.) Trump couldn't keep a casino open

Public Service Announcement: Donald J Trump doesn’t fire people because they’re incompetent. He fires people because they know he’s incompetent. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

As much as I'd never want to subject anyone to more of this ignorant fool... I do think it's important to take in Trump's entire speech to the military. This is Biden's debate performance on Tylenol. This man isn't cognitively declining. He's cooked. Done. Gone. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv0j...

I keep getting alerts the government is shutting down. Does that mean it was still open? Isn’t this what they want? Haven’t they been dismantling & firing & downsizing & contracting this whole time? Have none of them read project 2025? They ran on this shit — now they’re pointing fingers?!?

Fatton

Fiberace lives here!

MAGA upset that Bad Bunny has been selected to perform the Super Bowl halftime show. They were hoping this year it would finally be public executions.

The first and only time this asshole has ever de-escalated anything...

At this point in the timeline, Trump should just buy the Watergate Hotel with ill-gained money and grift.

It seems the only person who was raptured today was the escalator operator at the U.N.

Based on the physical shape most of these MAGA loonies are in — it’s going to be more ‘rupture’ than rapture

You can’t get stuck on a broken escalator you moron! It just becomes stairs! (Of course we know Trump isn’t cool enough to have ever listened to Mitch Hedberg.)

Call it overpopulation or overconsumption -- but the fact is there's too many people on the planet. So MAGA, please do your part by taking health advice from Trump, RFK Jr, Dr. Oz, the Florida Surgeon General & the rest of the quacks/conspiracy theorists... Your sacrifice will not go unnoticed!

I don't understand, if Kimmel and Colbert's ratings were so bad -- why would King Snowflake and the rest of Team Pedo need to pull them off the air?

There goes piece of shit Trump -- forcing ABC to suspend Jimmy Kimmel & putting hundreds of people out of work. Kimmel will be fine -- but the stage crew; camera operators; hair & makeup people and all the office staff are instantly without a paycheck. The "jobs President" at it again. Douche!

I guess since Americans are not allowed to travel to North Korea – – they thought it would be fun to bring North Korea to America.

Gotta love the media asking, 'Is There Any Way for America to Keep From Spiraling Into Political Violence?' When it's all coming from a deranged President who chooses division over unity at every turn & would happily start a Civil War to deflect from the fact he & his pal raped kids in the '90s

Talk about jumping to conclusions... Just because Trump is a sleazebag, womanizing, child molesting/raping piece of shit who hung out constantly w/ the world's biggest pedo -- doesn't mean he'd send his pedo pal a gross, sleazy note celebrating their rapey ways on the pedo pal's birthday. C'mon!

Well done to the Boss-level troll who convinced Trump that the way to get a Nobel Prize is to rename the military to Dept. of War and then threaten to attack Chicago. Cue En Vogue singing, "Never Gonna Get it..."

We should rename Mar-A-Lago to War-A-Nogo in honor of Admiral Bonespurs…

Mark my words — History books will show that Donald J Trump was the greatest American president ever… Russian History books.

Can't wait for Trump's surprise announcement. While we don't know what it's about -- we know what it WON'T be about. 1. He now understands how tariffs work 2. He's sanctioning Russia 3. He's releasing unredacted Epstein files 4. He's making cankles great again 5. He got into Heaven

The headline should be: Recent attempts at manifesting Trump’s death are unsuccessful…for now.

In a surprise move, Cracker Barrel will revert back to the old logo with one small change – – the old man will be sitting in a rocking chair reading the Epstein files. Trump has weighed in saying, “You know what, that new logo wasn’t so bad after all.”

Has Trump written an Executive Order declaring he be added to the Cracker Barrel logo yet?

You knew it was just a matter of time. Be best in peace Melania.

Wait, Trump is firing the Fed Member (Lisa Cook) for allegedly falsifying information to get a better mortgage rate? I'm assuming he's firing her from The Fed in order to hire her to work for The Trump Organization.

How's Trump's nighttime ride along with the DC militia going? Has DC run out of donuts and chicken fingers yet?

Nothing absolutely terrifying about Trump taking advice on how voting should work from Putin. Guess it's time to start buying stock in poisons and sidewalk cleaning supplies.

Putin admits he wouldn't have started war w/ Ukraine if Trump were President. Which tells us...what? 1. Trump is Putin's puppet (like Hillary said) 2. Trump is soft on Russia 3. Putin has dirt on Trump 4. Not much, since Trump can't stop war 5. Putin is feeding Trump ego for gain 6. They both suck

The sign stands for: Pedophile Epstein Accomplice Can’t Escape

The whole world was LAUGHING AT BIDEN and the USA until I TOOK OVER. *And now nobody is laughing at us! *Except this guy