Hegseth: We negotiate with bombs. Bombs: Yeah, we're over it.

The "privilege" of committing war crimes.

Going forward, we really should make it harder for people with war boners to be in charge of defending the country.

If they are to "unwilling" to stand up for our rights and freedoms (that is their job after all), they are not good people.

Making other countries want to kill us actually makes us safer when we're all gonna die anyway.

"imminent"

By MAGA standards, Robert E Lee was a loser.

This is not what the term "completely exonerated" means...

"If Obama hadn't signed the agreement to stop Iran from building a nuclear program, then tRump wouldn't have had to destroy that agreement."

I thought there were no Iranian leaders left to talk to?

Is there anything tRump does that actually makes Americans' lives better?

How big was the bag Kushner and Witkoff gave this guy?

War Boner thinks Another Iwo Jima is a good thing?

100% of Auschwitz detainees disapproved of Hitler.

They’re telling us we have no money, but also we have plenty of money. Which is it?

If you are thinking about traveling here for the #WorldCup, don’t.

I could not think of a more bad idea. And we are living through the age of bad ideas.

Haven’t heard much language from the Iranians, but our “government sure is throwing out a lot of war talk.

Looks like somebody caught POTUS cheating on the golf course this afternoon.

Oh great, this should be fun.

The poll said that 100% of MAGA supported him. I can show you a poll that says that 0% of my household supports him. That's the worst polling of any POTUS in history.

Don't worry, they'll get there.

It's called a DUII

So, Joni Ernst thinks POTUS is sending troops to the Middle East to f*ck with Kaitlin Collins?

So, they've "executed" one more protestor than us and that means we have to make war with them?

"laser focused"

When your party decides that Tom Homan is the example of "reasonable, rational person who speaks in a highly professional manner," you've lost at life.

They are so stupid. And they think we are even more stupid.

So, an illegal government sponsored quota for arresting brown people is not considered "more controversial" to WaPo?

She would make a great senator.

"Best friends with Joni Ernst" is NOT a good job reference.

"If Joe Biden had invaded Venezuela and Iran, gas prices would be way higher than they are now."

I mean, just up and going with "I don't have to answer your questions" is kind of a boss move.

"What did the president know and when did he know it?"

Her job is "Director of National Intelligence" but all she knows is what is being reported?

Follow up: And why is the Straight of Hormuz closed?

We've defined the objectives very clearly as very clear objectives that will be very clearly objectified.

GOP vs. GOP

"I knew I was going to have her. She didn't, but I did."

"Just because there is no legitimate reason to pass this legislation doesn't mean you shouldn't listen to these poll numbers that I just made up in my head."

"We'll probably throw in some non-elections items." How about we put one in there that says POTUS has to abide by the Constitution?

Counterpoint: A drivers license is a valid ID form for almost EVERY single thing you do that requires ID. But not for the SAVE act.

Sir, this is an Arby's.

By "this stuff," he means lying.

We're all moving to Ireland!

Not sure which idea makes me chuckle more... A single-issue "build the ballroom" voter, or A single issue "get rid of windmills" voter

And tRump is not FDR.

Amazingly, he's not talking about US here.

"I don't know where he's getting his information" said the Speaker of the House about the Director of US Counterterrorism.

...said every disgraced leader in history.