Y’all it is not even 9am and I douched just to get ghosted. I’m becoming a nun after this

The way I fully thought my towel was covering my junk when I took this. Was supposed to be for #toweltuesday but I got distracted lol

Always a good day when the office hot tells you “you should probably start wearing underwear to work”

Heading to Hanlans who am I seeing? 😈

When its laundry day but you’re horny 🤷🏻

You’re a gym leader who specializes in green Pokémon. Post your team

You’re a Gym Leader who specializes in Blue Pokémon.

🙈

You’re a normal type gym leader. Post your team!

You’re a Bug-Type Gym Leader. Post your team

How most boring Sundays end up #sundaycumday

Forgot to post for #monchromaticmonday

Too fucking horny RN

Happy #monochromemonday here’s the best picture ever taken of my ass 🤣

#sundaycumday 😘

Favourite Pokémon Favourite Starter Favourite Legendary Favourite Mythical

Last minute #fcf (might even post the cumshot this Sunday 😈)

It’s the last day of the year so here’s me in a towel because #toweltuesday beats NYE 🤷🏻

So real talk allll I wanna do is start posting face in here but I can’t right now with my job so here’s an emoji and most of me for #monochromaticmonday

Just a quick little #sundaycumday since I’ve been terrible about posting lately

Not to be unhorny in here but this is my first ever Xmas living alone (between living with parents or with a partner or with roommates) and I have to say it’s hitting me harder than I thought

Just a little peak for #monochromaticmonday (and a formal request to make just the tip Tuesday a thing)

…bingo? 🤣

Does this count as my #toweltuesday post? I mean there’s clearly a towel involved 😈

A slightly “demure” #fcf for y’all 😘

Didn’t know if I should post this for #monochromemonday or #humpday so here it is in the middle 🍑😈

Who’s your favourite Pokémon of every type? pk-diagram.pages.dev/prefer

Reset your Hoenn top 4

The mirror was a little foggy but #toweltuesday

Repost your Top 4 from Gen 1

I just encountered my first “service top”. I thought they were a made up concept until tonight and now my standards have been irreversibly raised. As were my legs behind my ears. 11/10. 🤣

It’s not exactly fat but #fcf anyway 😘

#thirstythursday or something

Clearly I have a type. And it’s grass.

I had to be at work before the sun came up. Send nudes to keep me awake

When it’s humpday and you weren’t prepared so you have to use the work bathroom to participate 🍑

The problem with having a mirror next to my dresser is I can’t get ready for work with taking several nudes 🤷🏻

If you see this-post the CUTEST Pokémon to you

I got bug. Not mad it it 🤷🏻

I love that the Bluesky algorithm has me figured out in 24 hours. My feed is about 85% nudes, 13% Pokémon and 2% people talking about the impending apocalypse the election has caused 🤣

Oh hi