Seriously!? Bloke deserves some serious credit for surviving school.

Dr Newcastle will see you now.

Spurs are really, really shit aren’t they. Make us look incredible. #NUFC

Elanga has gone from by far our worst player to the one looking most likely to make something happen. #NUFC

Not into this at all.

So we’re all buzzing for tonight then, right? #NUFC

Presumably we’re still not allowed to question Howe? It’s the 23 players in the squad not following instructions. Otherwise we’d be in the top 3. #NUFC

We get pumped tonight, that’s the league season done isn’t it? #NUFC

Dan Burn hoofing a cross in to Elanga. Love it 😂 #NUFC

I think that’s the first time I’ve ever seen someone get booked for getting fouled. Something tells me we might get a few more bizarre decisions tonight… #NUFC

Meanwhile, in #NUFC transfer news…

The subs we all saw coming yesterday. That should catch them off guard! #NUFC

Much better from Elanga tonight! I’m clinging to the fact that he just needs confidence. There is a player in there m. #NUFC

Good game for Elanga to have a run about but he really needs more minutes if we have a hope of playing him into form. #NUFC

Every time I watch him I’m more in awe. Future England left back for yeaaaars to come. #NUFC

As predictable a lineup as I’ve ever seen.

We’re just quite a meh team aren’t we. Probably an 8th-10th place Premier League side. #NUFC

Well, that’s that. Can’t fault the effort but when neither of your strikers can ping a decent shot off it’s always going to be a big ask. #NUFC

Chaos is our identity. #NUFC

If we go out now it really is the worst outcome. Players will be shattered… and I think there might be a game or 2 round the corner. #NUFC

I let myself get a bit carried away in that Leeds win but this is just a reminder that we have been shite all season and still are… #NUFC

Barnes is so deadly. Doesn’t always play brilliantly but consistency scores. Needs to stay in the team now. #NUFC

This definitely doesn’t feel like it’s gonna end 2-2 does it… #NUFC

Where do they find these refs!? Best league in the world apparently, with surely some of the worst officiating. #NUFC

That is an absolute shambles. Fuck off Salisbury #NUFC

Barnes is just much, much more effective than Gordon. I’d be angling for a move if I were him. Absolute disgrace that Gordon pushes him out the team every week. #NUFC

Thiaw deserves that! Been so close to scoring so many times. #NUFC

Ooh I have an idea! Let’s wait until 73 minutes and then bring on Willock for Big Joe. #NUFC

Palace played Thursday night and are ravaged by injuries. You wouldn’t know it, given we look about that same.

This is pretty flat isn’t it… #NUFC

Is something going on with the Botman, Tripps and Osula “injuries”? Feels like there might be more to it… #NUFC

We’re back!!! This is #NUFC at their unstoppable best. More of the same second half 🙏

Not a great watch but job done and probably deserved overall. Now onto the 2 big ones… #NUFC

I’m struggling to be excited for tonight’s game. Feels more like a “get it out the way” fixture than anything else. If we do win, it doesn’t really tell us much. Chelsea and Man Yoo absolutely massive now. #NUFC

We could attack for another 6 hours and not create a chance. Honestly impossible to see what our plan is. #NUFC

Have we actually created a chance today? Losing obviously not great, but the nature of it has been really, really concerning. #NUFC

We’re just not very good are we. #NUFC

It seems our way to control the game is to sit back and panic. The second they equalised we played again. If this isn’t addressed it’s going to completely derail our season… but it is still salvageable! #NUFC

This is much more like it! Need to score while we’re on top… #NUFC

Tap it around. Try to get it wide. Try to get some space to get a cross in. Get closed down. Pass it back. Try to work it wide. Try to get a cross in. Pass it back 🥱 #NUFC

Our build up feels very slow and predictable. Said the same v Burnley and Spurs - loads of the ball without ever really looking like creating chances. #NUFC

Have to laugh. Giving the lads who played against West Ham "the chance to redeem themselves" has led to exactly the same performance and scoreline as we saw at West Ham. Take a 1-0 lead. Give up. Dogshit. #nufc

That was bad. But the worst part is that we all knew exactly how we’d set up and how it’d go. We’re so predictable and don’t seem to have any sort of plan. #NUFC

There are a load more goals up for grabs here if we want em… time for Ramsey and Hall? #NUFC

An extremely negative take that I’m finding it hard not to agree with 🤷‍♂️

Sandro. Tonali.

Hasn’t Luke Shaw been 30 since about 2016?

We really need to use this momentum to string a run together in the league. If we beat Fulham, West Ham and Brentford (tricky but certainly possible), things will suddenly be looking very rosey. #NUFC

If Arsenal put half as much energy into playing football as they do into constantly whining at the ref, they’d be a hell of a team.