Ravens bring errant leg to scythe fight

Oh Canada, With glowing hearts we see thee rise How about coming to Florida and arresting our president? He’d do well in Millhaven right now 🧐

May your 2026 be excellent

Explain it to me like I’m a first grader, but without mentioning manifest destiny or oil or Epstein files. Why war on Venezuela, Daddy?

Just curious, but has anyone ever subscribed to The New Yorker because of the cards that fall out on the floor?

Pete Hegseth, since you’re now taking requests… why don’t you get bombed and fuck off you evil fuck? Thanks!

It’s yet to be self-driving, but the new AutoShit feature comes standard with all Teslas for 2026

The Supreme Court is using the emergency shadow docket as its Citizen United. Thus, wreckage.

No LA. No

Is this not the Radio Shack of candies? How are they still in business?

There are 800-1100 billionaires in the country. That’s an easy target, like old ladies in fur instead of bikers in leather, when progressive taxes and enmity ought to kick in much much sooner

Warrior Pete is the dumb kid who took away all the wrong lessons, like that war is a great place to meet girls.

Looks like a change of sharpie for our Dear Chief Meteorologist! But is it a hurricane or another Jeffrey in-joke?

In theory, Bob Dylan is in there playing but he’s too cool to be visible.

100 years later, I can listen to Franz Ferdinand; 100 from now I wonder if the great-grandkids will be queuing up for The Charlie Kirks

Sorry- I don’t like political violence (this will develop badly) but Charlie Kirk worked to crush freedom. Wildly undeserving www.cnn.com/webview/us/l...

Robot lady says “we’re here! Be best!”

I’d love to see a delegate say —not in English— “you stupid shitbags are evil. The future will never muster enough urine to drown your graves in the piss you deserve.” And then watch the translator try to drive that one through the earhole.

Just a little creative intervention I offered up in 2017 at a Philly parking garage.

Who thought Harvard would be ground zero for resistance? The same Harvard that threw the first Black chancellor under the bus? Why are the yts so eager for someone to save them using the perfumy language of “leadership”? Stop expecting institutions to save you.

I am so done with John Fetterman. But not nearly so much as he is with his job. He barely shows up, and then whines about how the work disrupts his vacation. That attitude gets you fired at the Jiffy Lube, or any other real job.

Sorry, but I hate the US today.

Okay. Piss off you 6-3 majority, and take Mitch McConnell with you. And I’m staring with anger at the late, great RGB here too. Trans kids will die because of your sophistry.

www.huffpost.com/entry/donald... I am so comforted knowing the Cheetoführer is an arms length away from the nuclear codes

Quick question for the parents in the room: who asks their kid to punch them in the face?

Really John Fetterman? You would rather have a dad daughter date and show up and do your job? Wouldn’t we all? You do know that you have the option of resigning at any time don’t you? Pennsylvania didn’t hire you to go on dates.

Episcopal church says it won’t help resettle white South Africans granted refugee status You go Episcopalians. Refuse snd Resist

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I miss the days when jesus was just my health insurance and not my bank account

On the day the nazis rolled into Paris, Simone Weil wrote (approx) “this is a great day for the people of Indochina.” Amongst the current shitshow, besides the obvious technofascists, I wonder who will find it a great day. Penguins don’t count

When asked if he was frustrated that The Atlantic story has gotten so much attention, Trump said no, calling it “the only glitch in two months, and turned out not to be a serious one,” Haake of NBC wrote on X. Not true.

MLB needs to step up when Jackie Robinson gets erased. Even Ted Williams would say that’s fucked up.

Senate Democrats must refuse to provide the votes to pass this partisan Republican spending bill. Stand up and fight for the American people like House Democrats did. Vote no on cloture. Refuse to be complicit in giving Musk and Trump a slush fund to destroy Americans lives.

How is DOGE funded? Genuine question, but wouldn’t congress have to authorize the group and its own budget?

Alright. I cannot watch this BS any longer

This presidency is really just another licensing deal: sold to the highest bidder, with trump’s name slapped on it

How long before the Trump-Google Cartographic Expedition realizes it can rename Lake Ontario to Lake Empire State?

Real question. Do you think Trump knows that Canada has the 51st state would more than double the land area of the United States? Does he have any inkling how big Canada actually is?

Since renaming is his gig, why doesn’t the cheetoführer just call it The Trump Center. Git her done. No jazz, just nascar, farm shows, and indoor golf with Hooters in the lobby.

Because you make such a stunning Democrat…

Oh Susan Collins, feigning to be duped again by the obvious, yet brave enough to say “I’ve been duped again by the obvious and will pretend my cynical dismissal of my integrity is Hope”

Not the 3-way I expected

Real question: When does Elon Musk sleep? Do I need to add to my list of anxieties the idea that he is micro dosing LSD while running the government and that he’s about to go into sleep deprived psychosis?

John Fetterman, again you tulsigabbard us with your Pam Bondi vote.

What kind of coy abusive boyfriend announces tariffs at 5 on a Saturday? Could have called at least

Can we just abbreviate POTUS as POS from now on?