Just got hired for a new job where the pay is out of sight. Pretty psyched.

One of those rare times I went to Urban Counter and did not order a cheese curd burger.

I bought a scooter on eBay, so I guess I'm destined to see these ads for who knows how long.

Saturday afternoon is always a good time for a $15 32 oz. milkshake from Batavia Creamery.

This is unacceptable, Jessica. people.com/jessica-biel...

Why are they always green now?

Morning coffee dump achieved. I feel 10 pounds lighter.

25.

Just randomly thought of Khlav Kalash after reading about Alan Dershowitz suing a vendor for not selling him pierogi.

If you see this post a redhead.

The correct answer here remains Frato's.

Sorry for the non-dairy version, but it was all the store had.

How are the Brewers sixth?

Drop something PAINFUL www.tiktok.com/@onthisdayin...

Well, guess I'm a Bryce fan now.

I need to stop reading Tom Lehrer in my mind as Tomi Lahren.

The NIH’s 2024 budget of just under $37B generated $95B in economic activity in 2024 alone. 99.4% of new pharmaceuticals approved from 2010-2019 came from NIH-funded research. I’m hard pressed to think of anything that generates as much direct economic benefit as our NIH did before they destroyed it

If you type "Chuck e" into Google, it will auto fill Chuck E. Cheese arrested. share.google/QCZ470yLlnnf...

I guess this is a real thing.

Drop a bad guy you actually love.

Second week in a row that direct deposit does not seem to be working with the new employer, so that's not great.

I was a pro wrestling fan for many years but never a Hulk Hogan fan, so can't say his death is really having any kind of impact on me.

What perfect albums came out when you were 16?

I try to answer my phone with Ahoy-hoy. share.google/X33RjL6yRF63...

Happy anniversary, Sox fans. youtube.com/watch?v=kk9n...

Seventh Inning Stretch was last thing I heard before I left for work, so now it's going to be stuck in my head all night.

Well, I'm grateful I took maximum advantage of sleeping in Sunday.

You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature? Wet Hot American Summer (2001) and Memento (2000).

I am now making it a goal to find the Chipotle where Scottie Scheffler says nobody recognizes him just so I can shout out that the number one golfer in the world is eating there.

If you see this, post a DC comics cover you love

I am aggravated to no end by how often I have to endure the Counting Crows version of "Big Yellow Taxi." Fucking terrible every time.

this one

EIGHTY-THREE.