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"I don't date people who have good relationships with their parents lol" - @2void5me.bsky.social

All of the above, please

"are you a top or a bottom?" I'm a cat

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I believe that's called "depression"

I'd argue that being "clockably" trans makes you *more* attractive, because I immediately know that you're probably a safe person to be around

Transgender-ify a movie plot

Tag yourself, I'm "Literal Cat"

F E E L I T

Hello, 911? I'd like to report an attack on my person (This has happened to me on at least 3 separate occasions)

Good goddess am I tired of trying to weed OF bots out of my follower list the last couple day

HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR SLUTS

Bitchin' Yule, bitches 🎁🎄🎁

Communism is stored in the cat ears

I just overheard someone at work saying "the middle class hasn't been this happy since the submarine implosion"

BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers: Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users. That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...

Such a good kitty 😸 all the head scritchies and treats for you

OMFG 😹😹😹

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I laugh at health-insurance-CEO-gets-capped memes On company time 😹😹😹

So I think I might be a Halestorm fan 😅😅😅

Alright, I'll play!

The multiverse be like

Though let's be honest, catgirls aren't built for work. We're built for lounging in sunbeams, getting loves from our owners, and snacking.

I started a new job this past Monday! After being functionally unemployed for 14 months it's kicking my ass, but I'm just happy to be making money again

it’s been: 6 years since i last self harmed 2 years sober 1 year since i last attempted on my life

He do a Big Sippy™

Always

It's this sorta shit that'll continue to doom any real attempt by the left to really fix the problems we claim to care about. Figuring out how to fight fascism isn't our first step. It's doing away with the infighting, gatekeeping, sexism/ racism/ queerphobia, etc. that plagues the queer community

As always JK Rowling is a TERF and if you're consuming/buying her content, you cannot say you are an ally to the trans community. Because being an ally to the trans community is supporting and advocating for us, she is the exact opposite

I hope he gets dropped in a hole so deep his own family forgets he exists www.ft.com/content/0b62...

I... I think my cat just realized she's a lesbian...

Just went to the aquarium with my Mistress. We were at the shark tank, and she followed one as it swum along the glass, explaining in detail to it how much she wanted to pet it... I love her so much 😹😹😹

Showed this to one of my partners and all they said was "the four genders" 😹😹😹