Sorry guys looks like I’m joining the hivemind

Maybe my parents should have realized something was up with me when my go to rebuttal for getting in trouble for being mean to someone and them saying “how would you feel if they did that to you” was refusing to empathize and saying “it’s different when they do it”

Michael Dream Recap: -Powerpuff girls origin story -Eel fell out of fish tank -Something about getting pissed off by a secretary -Having to confront an Aztec God -Needing to clean up a bunch of carpets

Had a dream where I got recruited into a massive polycule and also various mha and Danganronpa characters became my siblings. Also something about being stuck in a big walmart

Having one of those nights where I’m like “waaaaaaa where did everyone go why am I alone” because I haven’t been spoken to in 5 minutes and also it’s the middle of the night

I’m lowkey getting freaked out rn because suddenly my whole body feels itchy but then again it started because I saw a video of a botfly larva so. Possibly psychosomatic

I’m lowkey allergic to toothpaste but it’s chill. I told my doctor that whenever I switch toothpastes I get a rash around and in my mouth and she said “well then don’t do that”

“Idk I want to make it canon that Malcom has NPD but that feels like bad rep” says the man with NPD who literally created him to vent frustration about how he’s unable to control everyone in the world and has him express his worst traits at an amplified scale

Before the heat death of the universe anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

Hey can someone fall in love with me right now. I will be a terrible partner but I will: demand your attention constantly soooo maybe you’d like that/silly

I’m a yearner but in the recipromantic sense where I want someone to be in love with me first so I can love them. But alas I am the most maligned person in the world

Second dumbest thing is when you try to look up resources and all these results are for people harmed by others with NPD. Like oh yeah I have the scary evil disorder synonymous with being the worst greaaaaat

The dumbest part of being pretty sure I have NPD is that everyone I mention that to irl is like “AHA, well you just admitted you think you have it, so you clearly don’t, Narcissists never know they have NPD” I’m gonna kill you I mean it

I had a dream there was this weird demonic presence infecting the animals and I got like, pinned down until this guy (who I guess was my dad in this dream) showed up and freed me and took me to his shelter with this alcoholic guy and his shithead kid. It was weird there were crabs pinned everywhere

Waking up 2 hours before class starts instead of 1 hour so I have a better chance of actually committing to waking up instead of just going back to bed

I have the feeling the teacher for my 8 am class is gonna ask why I’ve been missing so many days and idk what I could say to that. If I say “I’ve been depressed” they’d refer me to health services or something

I’m gonna attempt to attend all my classes this week instead of refusing to leave my bed

new version of my sona just dropped. eek

reasons to commission me: i'm super cool, i want dr pepper, we are broke, i'm awesome, everyone in this house relies on some kind of medication and our insurance has been finnicky. it'll probably Be Fine though

And then I started a war that’s been leading to way more interactions. Win

I confused having a depleted social battery with wanting to go to bed so now I’m just sitting here alone with my thoughts

The ruler, poet, and soldier. The earth, sky, and sea. The fate of all Potentia rests in the hands of these noble three. Aka, finally drew all of the Potentrio: Bean, Luc, and Felix! Look at these cute children, hope nothing bad happens to them

Literally no one is asking me to do this I just am

Michael having his Pinkamena moment rn

I lost my executor role, my chance at ascension, my twin, god what a cruel world

They’re all burning me alive rn

We having a avoidant attachment type few days I am unable to interact but crave attention also I’m tired goonight

FUCK I SLEPT THROUGH A LAB TODAY I mean at the end of the semester they have make up labs but guh I gotta figure out how to wake up on time again

Why is every test I take in college at 8:15 pm, except for finals which are at 8 am. I don’t get it and I don’t like it

I NEED A GOO PLUSH

Ok man

I think Bean would enjoy some Stomach Book music. A tad

Had a dream that I essentially just kept fucking things up in various places and then jumped into the river and just kept swimming. I think I started fighting someone in the river and MoistCritical made a video about it. And my mom had a shed full of chicken

I remember I was gonna make a joke with this. Something about replacing Soul or something, but I can’t remember now

Guhhhhh headache and nauseated

Redrawn one meme from twitter with them #レインコード #RAINCODE

Hello Trophy and Goo duo fans. I offer you a gift

Luc and Felix (as represented by their respective flag collages) are both mixed, and while Luc manages to look like an approximate mix of both parents, Felix got cursed with the all-consuming Ginger Gene that has fully taken over Meanwhile Bean is just Irish. The most Irish

Man I’ve been high-key depressed for weeks. Like some days I won’t leave my bed, I won’t do anything but sleep, my school work is suffering and I hate myself for it. I hate myself for everything

This is not my usual content but I do want oomfs to know about this There were protests today in the Philippines against corruption. 1 TRILLION pesos that were supposed to be for flood control, went to the pockets of the corrupt. People are angry and want justice. #TrillionPesoMarch #BahaSaLuneta

“The disk” just has me imagining trying to throw them like a frisbee. Skipping them on the water like a stone

How does MeTag see with no eyes? They can’t talk because they have no mouth, that makes sense, but they are able to see no problem?? Also has anyone taught them to write. Can they have a notepad to write what they’re trying to convey or is it like Little Mermaid where we just don’t think about it

See I thought of all this after the fact. My original thought was just “if I was an object I’d be a can of flaming hot Mountain Dew” because I’m the one man who likes that soda

See this is why Spicy Dew exists because believe it or not, there was a time on twitter where I was the cool chill guy and then the mental illness hit superrrr hard and everything changed I thought to myself “what if I turned this feeling into a spicy soda boy”

“Guys am I still a cool chill guy” says man who has had one thousand public meltdowns

in potentia uuuh more like in peaktentia ITS FUCKING GOOD GO READ IT

I gotta find someone who will tolerate being in an online relationship. Me loving them is secondary they gotta love me first (as being recipromantic goes) So. Anyone in love with me *leans on doorframe unsuccessfully*

could be clearer but i like to have fun and play games you know #bfdi #inanimateinsanity #osc i don't think i've drawn eight ball in a long time. might draw him more just to mess around

Luc looking at all the people voting for him to be transfem