“Erm, Malcom is problematic NPD rep, narcissistics don’t literally want to control everyone in the world!” Well I do. Checkmate. He’s representing me if the laws of this world couldn’t contain me (oh and ig if I had massive childhood trauma or something)

These guys are already been shipped out? God damn Creator Ink could never

My only remaining symptom is that my sinuses are burning and it’s sooooo annoying. Like jeez why are my eyes watering constantly I’m gonna punch myself in the nose

The concept of a fic where Trophy is confused why Goo’s been hanging out with him so often and he partially feels like he shouldn’t because “Goo’s too nice and I’m a jerk” meanwhile Goo feels lonely cuz all his previous friends are busy (Bot, Cabby) so he clings to Trophy for the time being

Srsly tho. Where did the Cheer Factory go. Like it’s good we’re exploring new character relationships this season but completely brushing off old ones feels. Idk weird

Every episode I start yelling about the Cheer Factory like Schaffrillas yelling about the Dehydration Gun

Malcom is problematic mental illness rep not because his mental illnesses are poorly researched/represented he’s just such a bad person you don’t want him associated with any mental illnesses you have (which sucks cuz he’s got a lot of mine /silly)

I also started texting my friend this. Gonta cosplay, six thumbs up, same gonta cosplay

I fell asleep with my phone open on TikTok and started posting random stuff on my story

Ok woke up early in the morning with my nose running and also sneezing one million times. Bleh not done being sick yet, and tomorrow I have to fly and take a train home jeez

Took a nap earlier and my ears and throat feel better (although I just swallowed some molten pie filling so rn it hurts), my stomach’s alright now but my leg joints are still painful for some reason

As part of my “epic garbage haul” I found this kid’s DJ thingie and gave it to my dad You see the bottom right corner where it says “custom sound effect”? Yeah the previous owner recorded themself saying the n word

I had a dream last night I was trying to take a picture of someone’s Flaming Hot Mountain Dew but they caught me. It was Paul McCartney

Throat feels worse, also I can feel the pain in my ears now, and the joints in my legs hurt, and also my stomach does Hmm I may not be able to deny that I’m getting sick

funny guy i just made

Eugh my throat’s been killing me the past few days

The proud owner of the cheer factory. Also I need to sell all this random shit I have stat this was like all my money

Dude a website contacted me back about it and once I told them they chain was sliver they said they don’t buy those, that’s that same thing the person from yesterday said. Is there like a bias against silver?? Like I know gold is “better” but come on

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAxW... New commercial from Fangamer! I wrote the spoken text, but I didn't end up seeing most of the visuals until the commercial was basically finished. Steve and Everdraed did an amazing job with them. (Also, it goes without saying, but commercials are non-canon.)

My stupid chud son

I am ridiculously sensitive whenever I get the sense that I pissed someone off. Like when I hear someone’s tone shift like that even as a joke I feel like a kicked dog and will genuinely never forget. I have a mental list in my head of everytime I’ve made my friends made cuz it scares me

Is there a word for age regression but it’s like constant. Like I’ve been in a state of arrested development since I was like 12 I think I banged my head on the wall too many times and it got stuck (this is funny promise)

Roadtripping rn so you know what that means SLEEPING IN A CAR

Someone buy my necklace pls I beg

Man I walked for an hour to get to a place that buys jewelry only for the person there to say I “don’t wanna know” what he’d pay for it What’s extra dumb is there’s a train station right outside here that can take me back home in 6 minutes. I did not have to walk that long

Been furiously googling “where to sell jewelry” for nearly an hour now I need that money

THAT NECKLACE IS WORTH $600 WHAT THE HELL!!!?!! IT’S MADE OF PINK SAPPHIRES AND DIAMONDS ?!?!

I looked it up and people say that’s what FENTANYL smells like?!!? HUH

I said this and then immediately started tweaking about how I feel like I need to clean everything again cuz it smells like burnt peanut butter. Am I having a stroke

Thinking about the character design for Sucker For Love because I’m lowkey getting into eldritch horror. Idk they fall into a weird uncanny valley where they have interesting components but also feel like goonslop. I don’t know because I’m not the type of person to be attracted to this stuff

Man I have no clue what to do today. I slept too late to go to the stores (which, fair, I didn’t actually need anything and I’m being picked up for Thanksgiving break on Tuesday). Probably just gonna deal with all the random stuff I have in my room now

I read this part of the Montauk Monster wiki page and it kills me

I deleted some posts I made last night about this cuz I found some things that initially made me concerned about the safety of whoever this person is because idk I feel like it’s a bit not my place to publicly speculate about a literal stranger but rest assured things are fine I believe

“Came into ownership” someone left it by the garage and I spent all last night covertly moving it and cleaning it extensively ok but still there’s a lot of good stuff here

Well I may have just came into ownership of a bunch of perfectly good things someone threw out so I’m thinking I do a mix of gifting them to my friends and family and selling some stuff. Oh yeah it’s all falling into place

“What where you doing” a shit ton of laundry and cleaning things I found don’t worry about it /silly

Accidentally stayed up until 7 am oops

Wait. To make “Rules” fancier, it’s spelt “Rouxls”, which contains the word “Roux” a mix of flour and fat used to thicken sauces. Do you know what dish often uses a roux for its sauce? Macaroni and Cheese My god. He’s been making fucking Mac and cheese since the beginning. We could never stop him

I think it’s funny how when I am not actively talking to my friends I am a sensitive little worm (/rouxls kaard) but when I am in a conversation with them I’m like “punches you punches you punches you” /silly

GOO NATION 4EVER!!!!!!!1 ✌️✌️✌️✌️

“Sigh I doubt my friends even think of me at all” you received so many messages today because you didn’t respond to the Goo plushie announcement why do you have no emotional object permanence

I’m like the world’s worst comforter ever (like a person who comforts. Not the blanket). All my responses boil down to “that sucks” or “yeah I feel like that too”

Me, 10 minutes after my friend have talked to me: do my friends even like me

Apparently the explanation is the crew doesn’t have enough money currently and also there’s a situation with the merch that he’s “not getting into yet”. The merch on Creator Ink. Who’s being sued for not paying people dues

SM episode seven was slated for October 2025 and because of that we only got a short for 2024 (not counting how terribly delayed episode 6 was). NOW IT IS BEING PUSHED TO OCT 2026??? WHAT

Needing to buy the new Goo and Bot plushies immediately vs knowing I need to save my money to buy my friends and family Christmas presents

Was about to post “I was at therapy what did I miss” GOO PLUSHIE I MISSED GOO PLUSHIE WHAT

THEY ACTUALLY VOTED GOO!?!?!?!

I really like the first story in The King In Yellow (The Repairer of Reputations) but dear lord do the first few paragraphs where they exposition dump about this future setting show this books age

I somehow managed to convince my teacher that I in fact did not leave during this lab and totally turned it in and they just gave me a random grade instead of telling me they think they lost my paper