Why are we never talking about the Hypno-Hustler

“Mom, a big meany at school called me a Momaw Nadon today”

Are the Jawas the top Star Wars guys of all time?

Excuse me ma’am, but is that pussy small penis compatible?

Mayor McCheese should walk around with a French fry cane

“I am more morally epic than thou” -the pope

Face reveal

Warning: Don’t look if you’re scared of seeing the coolest shit ever

In hell they only play music you don’t like, and when you start to like that music they stop playing music all together

Just saw a 20 minute compilation of your highlights on YouTube bro. Proud of you

Dagwood on Hot Ones putting da bomb on one of his disgusting sandwich creations

Follow for more twisted thoughts like this one: What if Weird Al turned his back on parodies in order to make serious music and he changed his name to “Normal” Al Youngblood

How much money was the pork chop industry paying sitcoms to make it look like it was a food good enough for your family to have every week

The red rock ’em sock ’em robot died

Okay having actually read Dragon Man’s first appearance he doesn’t seem to be that much of a bad guy but I don’t feel like updating my list

“Yeah dude they’re talking about you all over social media. They love what you’re doing, man” -me talking to my friend (my friend in this scenario is Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen)

“Fuck! My bowl is fogging up!” -the inexperienced Mysterio

Your “salmon style” kung fu is no match for my bear style

Damn my co-worker who I thought was chill just told me that he found where the scrolls are. Like bro you know the knowledge they hold is forbidden

Sorry for earnestly posting top 5 lists for comic books last night but I was being forced to do it under duress

Top 5 Fantastic Four villains: 1. Doctor Doom 2. Annihilus 3. Red Ghost 4. Psycho-Man 5. Dragon Man If I’m wrong please don’t be mean to me

We all had that one sippy cup that we ride or die for

Chinese chili is this something

As the pastor of the cool church, I command you all turn your hymnals to Shine by collective soul

After nearly 40 years of comics, Garfield has finally shown weakness by exposing his belly to Jon

Walmart should have its own streaming service and it has only good shit on it like samurai movies and old NFL follies compilations

drinking water is something birds do. Humans should only be drinking out of the coke freestyle machine

“My head hurts” said no one ever