Ted Cruz is part of the GOP. GOP presently stands for Guardians Of Pedophiles, or Group Of Pedophiles. Take your pick.

National Security?? He thinks MAGA Americans are dumb enough to believe there are terrorist bombs hidden in imported furniture doesn’t he? Tariffs are Trump’s mental health degradation tax.

Tell Donald Trump to take 2 Tylenol and release the Epstein files in the morning.

Did they part the sea for him over there or something?

MAGA: "Charlie Kirk was a saint, a free speech martyr, the best man on Earth, who died to defend your rights and if you don't mourn him the right way and sanitize his life of all the horrible things that he said then we're gonna make sure you regret it!!!"

Brendan will probably make the excuse that he was younger. That is, before he sold his soul to the Donald Trump MAGA Devil.

If you see anyone not mourning Robert Redford the way you would like please call 1-800-382-5968. We’ll do the dirty work for you. We’ll get right on that 👍

Well he called the NFL sissyball on Sunday. Trump is the guy his senior year switched to soccer from HS football because he couldn’t take the heat.

It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so we can have the 2nd Amendment. - Charlie Kirk. This man was no politician, martyr, nor hero. Just the victim of a solvable, yet grossly ignored problem by his own conservative right wing ilk.

This clip was before Ted Cruz had his manhood crushed by the same lying, cheating, asshole. Ted must’ve caught Stockholm Syndrome shortly thereafter.

Another loss because everything this dirtbag president proposes is illegal.

We need to listen to experts. Not conspiracy theory believing novices. Negligent homicide will befall us at the hands of drug abusing incompetence.

RFK Jr. and Donald Trump will have blood on their hands. It won’t be a matter of if, but when.

Mamdani doesn’t play into the culture wars. He just wants to improve native New Yorker’s lives.

Next months jobs report should be off the charts right? 🤷‍♂️ Like less than 1% unemployment off the charts😂. Most good Americans can sniff out lies by these guys. We don’t need spun out graphs and charts to tell us we just lost our job, and can’t pay for groceries.

Dean Cain joined ICE only because Scott Baio wouldn’t hire him at Subway.

Death. The break you never come back from.

Lifetime appointments are subject to impeachment. Keep that in mind for the midterms in ‘26. In the meantime, if you are a litigator that faces Emil Bove make sure to tell him to POUND SAND!

I swear on my mother’s good name that the economy is scorching down there.

This is gonna end up with Trump getting his name on a building at Columbia, isn’t it? Columbia. The new MAGA Poison Ivy League school.

Fresh off the parents teat going to Save-A-Bunch. Living like a poor college student, drinking poorly formulated generic Pepsi at 12 cents a can. Ahh the late 90’s🤢🤷‍♂️

Donald Trump is just Archie Bunker with a younger wife, demoralized brat kids, and tall buildings named after him.

Donald Trump can’t legally beat and rape kids either. But everyone suspects how that went.

Need a solid reason to vote for Democrats. There are six solid reasons sitting on the Supreme Court right now. Hell could not be any hotter for those six.

Republicans pivot from the party of pro life, to “Some people died or will die. Get over it!” party. As if all our necks didn’t just break from doing double takes since the beginning of this month….

Tetris 3:16? Mario 5:12?

When Donald Trump says jump, the Supreme Court now says how high?

Sounds more appropriate for the funeral homes magazine bin.🤔🤔

Maybe Pete Hegseth should’ve taken Iran out of the Signal Chat. Just maybe 🤷

Was Elon Musk on board? Looks like SpaceX is the Ford Pinto/Tesla Cybertruck of the space program. Wasted taxes and wasted money.

Holland, Michigan No Kings rally. When a minority owned contractor rolls his trucks through, honking their horns, you take notice. This is why I do what I do. For these guys. For tree removal in West Michigan call Gallardo

Maybe the National Guardsman were afraid of a fiery car battery through the window.🤷‍♂️

MAGA politicians are so horny to attack peaceful protesters, it’s unreal. Happy to deploy Marines on peaceful protesters, yet where were was the military on January 6th 2021.

Steve Bannon’s racism and refusal to buy will kick in as soon as he finds out that Model T’s only have a black colorway.

The CDC is urging, not forcing people to get vaccinated against measles. Urging amounts to begging. Unfortunately, the anti vax crowd doesn’t give a shit about others, and this is why we are where we are.

Many athletes can be considered heroes when it comes to sports. It takes true courage to help people out of a dangerous situation during a terrorist attack.

Any time YMCA or Country Music plays at a wedding I like to remind the DJ that he once had ambitions of being a world renowned, jet setting, club DJ. That is, until he sold his soul to redneck yokels.

Yet this same kind of gibberish, is the kind of babble that makes his imbecilic cult want to go out and buy red hats.

Why give Kristi a Gulfstream jet, when riding a broom fits her personality perfectly. Plus it’s a helluva lot cheaper. Did I mention Kristi selfishly killed her own DOG!!

It’s monetary enslavement and Americans haven’t really experienced the low depths he is willing to go. Thanks Dollar General Hitler. Or whatever the hell your name is today.

And I know exactly where he lives too. They even give public tours of the place.

What is all this hype about Make America Safe Again? This is what happens when you let an incompetent owner of a car manufacturer make cuts to government programs.

We are cojones deep into a constitutional crisis. Democrats, instead of cool sounding talking points, where are the blueprints to the plan to conquer our country back?

Let’s face it. Americans want cheap stuff (Walmart, Amazon). China can withstand a trade war with a dumb guy.

Bravo Canada!! You were able to keep fascist influence at bay in your country. Elbows up!!

Wikipedia: Relocate to Canada. Get out of the United States Shithole!

All these pro conservatives who have massive student loan debt are sh!tt!ing themselves. Kamala wouldn’t have done this to you. Live and learn.

Friendly reminder that there was no need for these types of protests when Joe Biden was in office. I’d rather have a Sleepy Joe than an unhinged soul.

We all know what that one gluttonous bastard would say. I’ll have 45 Big Mac’s along with 20 deluxe Papa John’s pizzas please.

It was the bigliest scam engineered by the bigliest con artist in history. Doesn’t pay his bills. Gets convicted, doesn’t go to prison. What a POS.