Stop asking the fascists for a reaction to the use of free speech please

The money tracker on the #Emmys is one of the worst, meanest, most unnecessary bits I’ve ever seen and it makes me want to die

I looooooove Project Runway unconventional materials challenges and I have been loving s21 but there should never just be one judge and it should never be the one judge who is new and has never judged a soccer ball dress before

Saw Superman a second time and when it ended I was immediately ready to watch again. Gonna need James Gunn to hurry up with more movies so it’s not just one on repeat forever

How do I get the job of coming up with the twists on Love Island? This season is above and beyond

I can’t be sure because I’m still listening but Mike Schur on Amy Poehler’s podcast might be life changing

Let’s just slowly walk everything back. HBO Max, Twitter, “pivot to video.” “AI? Isn’t that the name of a movie?” Bring back SmarterChild and MySpace. Change the Guardians ride back to Tower of Terror. Donald Tr*mp? That guy hosts The Apprentice, which has the highest ratings in the world.

The Lonely Island Seth Meyers Podcast might genuinely be the best podcast of all time and might genuinely be my biggest source of joy at this moment.

cool creative writer job...for a company called UniteWhite, which is exactly the kind of organization you think it is. (I did report this listing as offensive to Linkedin)

Both The Pitt and Doctor Odyssey are about hot doctors (both played by beloved 90s/2000s stars) dealing with pandemic PTSD but they're dealing with it in such wildly different ways that basically the 2 shows equal a fully balanced TV meal. I hope they both run for many years.

The world is already bad enough and here CBS goes, cancelling FBI: International and FBI: Most Wanted. Just let me have my little procedurals as democracy falls. 😭

My review hasn’t gone up yet but Suits LA’s pilot is so bad that it’s sort of thrilling. It’s nice to have a shitty, incompetent thing that doesn’t also feel like someone is going to die because of it.

I never want to see another shot of Patrick Mahomes with that Invisalign mouth guard thing hanging out of his mouth

I love a well written Super Bowl where there’s a clear villain team and a clear hero team and a bunch of very hot people and random shots of Kevin Costner hanging out with Pete Davidson

Imagine being the guy on The Pitt whose main character trait is that he gets covered in gross stuff every episode. Like did he audition for that? Did they spray him with fake bodily fluids in his screen test?

Many things are bad but not this! This is good!

Few things are more humbling than trying and failing to order coffee at the Paris airport after 3 years of high school French and 2 years of Duolingo French. (My chai latte is delicious but il n’est pas un café)

I don’t think I minded being spied on by the Chinese. Better than being spied on by Zuck or Elon. RIP the best/worst app ever invented.

Has anyone ever tried counting how many times they say “bones” on Bones? (I’m rewatching Bones)

Paramount Network completely delulu

I wrote about tonight’s Yellowstone, which is a show that should be a lesson to us all: just because one egotistical man CAN solo write each episode in like 8 hours with no notes does not mean he SHOULD. www.tvguide.com/news/yellows...

I’m watching Chicago Med from the beginning and that redhead doctor better be glad he’s fictional because he is my new greatest enemy

…All people want from TV is lots of episodes featuring complex characters they love, solving crimes/saving lives, fighting, kissing and saying smart, funny, heartfelt dialogue.

My box of wrapping paper was practically unreachable without reorganizing that shelf of the closet so might as well reorganize the whole closet and reconfigure all the shelves and feel like it’s a manifestation of me getting my life together, obviously

Googling “are quackers real” while watching new favorite show Doctor Odyssey but I don’t know if I actually want the answer

Watching Twisters and just saying “kiss kiss kiss” in my head and sometimes out loud the whole 2 hours

I will pay several dollars for Yellowstone to stop doing flashbacks especially when they are boring as hell and unrelated to the plot and not even clearly a flashback

I can’t wait for when this site is not just people talking about this site. Please, I would like to scroll through jokes.