Bet that was a swell car ride home after the husband heard all about Noem's cozy setup with her boy Corey.

Welcome to the United States!

How come these old white right wing fascist dictators always look like they'd be sportin' Osh Kosh By Goshs and running broken down pig farms if they weren't being fascist dictators?

a Happy Friday Good Morning to You from the Piney Woods, Where It's Nat'l Spray Tanning Day, the One Nat'l Day that Shitty Orange Child Molestin' Traitorous Pedophile Actually Celebrates 365 Days a Year. Happy travels, and good luck to us all today! @thelewisblack.bsky.social

a Happy Thursday Good Morning from the Piney Woods, Where These Days Thursday Means a New Ep of The Pitt, Our One Lone Hour of Distraction from the Corrupt Moronic Shitshow the Federal Government's Turned into Under a Traitorous Shitty Pedophile good luck to us all today! @thelewisblack.bsky.social

Well, this should go well. www.bbc.com/news/article...

wow, great idea to start a war when your weapons stockpiles are low. Genius! www.bbc.com/news/article...

I look at an ant and I see myself: a native South African, endowed by nature with a strength much greater than my size so I might cope with the weight of a racism that crushes my spirit. - Miriam Makeba / South African singer Good Night from the Piney Woods @thelewisblack.bsky.social

a Happy Nat'l Marching Music Wednesday Good Morning from the Piney Woods, Where We're Busy Slappin' on The Music Man's Soundtrack so We Can March Up, Down and Around to 76 Trombones in the Big Parade, Robert Preston Style, Baby! good luck to us all today! @thelewisblack.bsky.social

Mar-a Lago faced camels. Slap a black dress on em and you'd never know the difference. @thelewisblack.bsky.social www.odditycentral.com/animals/20-c...

When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas. - Jean Harlow She may be something of an acquired taste, but Jean Harlow was a terrific comedic actress. She was only 26 when she died. Imagine the impact she had at such a young age. Good Night from the Piney Woods @thelewisblack.bsky.social

"Elon Musk’s Grok is going to be used on the battlefield by the US military" Oh, judging by those Tesla self driving cars, this should work out really really well. metro.co.uk/2026/03/03/e...

"Gas and oil prices soar and shares tumble as crucial shipping lane threatened" ah, just LOOK at all the 'affordability!' www.bbc.com/news/article...

"We still have no idea where this war is heading" well, don't feel bad, neither does Trump www.bbc.com/news/article...

a Happy Tuesday Good Morning from the Piney Woods, Where We Crawled Out of Our Beds Early Early to See a Lunar Eclipse This Morning & You Know What, It Was Totes Worth It, Baby! Happy travels, and good luck to us all today! @thelewisblack.bsky.social

If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is a conservative who's been arrested. - Tom Wolfe Good Night from the Piney Woods @thelewisblack.bsky.social

this displeases me greatly www.theguardian.com/media/2026/m...

and here I was hoping it was the Black Plague... www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Ha, Democrats have been in 'disarray' since Obama stepped down, and an argument could be made they've been in that state since LBJ croaked. Useless do-nothing eunuchs constantly allowing the GOP to own the narrative www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

the only 'goals' are to distract from Epstein while trying to hold onto Republican majorities in Congress. That's it. Lots of people are gonna die or be maimed trying to achieve those two goals, too. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

well who could ever have foreseen this www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

then there's this... www.ibtimes.co.uk/fbi-director...

well, this sounds horrific... "Scotland becomes first UK country to allow water cremations" www.bbc.com/news/article...

not one, not two, but THREE US fighter jets shot down by friendly fire. What a bunch of incompetent fucks. www.bbc.com/news/article...

a Happy March Monday Good Morning from the Piney Woods, Where the Irony isn't Lost on Us of Trump Trying to Get Rid of a Theocratical Government in Iran As He Tries to Install a White Nationalist Theocratical Government Here. Happy travels, and good luck to us all today! @thelewisblack

The Three Faces of Eve...a film that made me dislike Joanne Woodward and avoid films she was in for years and years. Maybe it's a good film, maybe a lot of folks like it...but man, it definitely isn't my cup of tea.

Iron Eagle...an idiotic film from 1986 that beggars belief on every single level imaginable. Where to even begin on how stupid this plot is. It's Trumpian level stupid, THAT'S how idiotic it is. I made myself watch it way back when on tv...I've regreted it ever since

a Happy Sunday Morning from the Piney Woods, Where It's the Anniversary of the Lindberg Baby Kidnapping & Who Knew Baby Kidnapping Might Be An Improvement to Waking Up to the Latest Asshole Thing Trump Did During the Night. Happy travels, and good luck to us all today! @thelewisblack.bsky.social

Sharon Osbourne and her daughter stylin' the Ozempic heroin chic look. @thelewisblack.bsky.social

what could possibly go wrong? www.theguardian.com/environment/...

a Terrible Saturday Morning from the Piney Woods, Where, Oh Look, Trump's Started a War w/out Congressional Approval But Hey, At Least No One in HIS Family Is or Ever Has Been in the Military So It's a'Ok When Other Suckers Die, Right good luck to us all today! @thelewisblack.bsky.social

Russell Crowe appears to be on the Orson Welles Diet www.theguardian.com/film/2026/fe...

A union of government and religion tends to destroy government and degrade religion. - Hugo Black / associate justice of the U.S. Supreme Court PG&E taking down the wires, fully undergrounding power to my house! Good Night from the Piney Woods @thelewisblack.bsky.social

a Happy Nat'l Polar Bear Day Friday Good Morning to You from the Piney Woods, Where Who'd Ever Have Guessed Leonard Nimoy & William F Buckley Jr would Both Croak on the Same Date. Happy travels, and good luck to us all today! @thelewisblack.bsky.social

This is what Dems need to do on a federal level when they re-take control of congress. Those ICE-holes will just go to Red States for jobs, if it's just a state thing. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

and some stupid Democrats will confirm this idiot anti-vaxin' 'influencer' who doesn't even have a medical license www.bbc.com/news/article...

ok, ICE or Mexican Drug Cartel? Hard to tell, isn't it.

well of course, one fat awful thieving toad to another www.bbc.com/news/article...

but yeah, we're supposed to believe Israel hasn't become just like the very people who tried to eradicate THEM. www.bbc.com/news/article...

a Happy Carpe Diem Thursday Good Morning to You from the Piney Woods, Where It's also Nat'l Chili Day AND Nat'l Toast Day, so We're Just Combining Em All Together, Baby. Happy travels, and good luck to us all today! @thelewisblack.bsky.social

Hell yeah, now dementia means you can even be President! metro.co.uk/2026/02/02/a...

poor Andrew...first he's no longer a Prince, then he's arrested, and now this... metro.co.uk/2026/02/25/a...

snerk. metro.co.uk/2026/02/25/g...

oh, that's what we're calling em now, eh. metro.co.uk/2026/02/25/s...

how much ya wanna bet those 'other states' will all be Blue states, too www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

It's always good to remember where you come from and celebrate it. To remember where you come from is part of where you're going. - Anthony Burgess Good Night from the Piney Woods @thelewisblack.bsky.social

I can't disagree...Dems need totally new, better leadership who'll fight like LBJ Stephen Colbert shreds top Democrat Hakeem Jeffries for ‘silent’ protest at State of the Union: ‘A bold rebrand of doing jack squat’ www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

a Happy Zeppo Marx's Birthday Wednesday Good Morning from the Piney Woods, Where We're Also Celebrating the First Performing Monkey Exhibit Held in NYC, Which was a Lot Like the Trained Seal Exhibit the GOP Members of Congress Put On Last Night. good luck to us all today! @thelewisblack.bsky.social

I KNEW those fuck bastards would not only go to the WH, but would give Trump a Gold Medal to top it off. Fucking white men sucking up to a kid raping pedophile...fuck that US Olympic Hockey Team and Fuck that team's Minnesota Wild GM who invited Kash patel into the locker room. fuck.them.all