Got called in to assist with a few hrs work. Made 99 buck went to bottleo on the way home got a case a beer for 99 bucks.

Look, I didn’t have Galactic Aragog on my 2026 bingo card, but if we’re about to be colonized by giant 8-legged rover-eaters, I’d like to formally welcome our new arachnid overlords. 🕷️🚀 ​Is it "geological sublimation"? Probably. But could it be Space Spiders? All hail spaiders.

​The Hollywood version of bartending: Flips bottles, makes $500 in tips, meets the love of their life. ​The real version: Searching for a lost bar mat, getting yelled at because the Guinness takes "too long" to pour, and eating a cold taco over a trash can at midnight. ​I love it here. 🍻

"The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid" - northanger abbey

Cows have won the evolutionary game. They don't have jobs, they get free room and board, and they spend all day judging us from behind fences. They aren't 'livestock,' they’re the true landed gentry of the 21st century. #goals

If we ever find aliens, we’re going to have to explain why we made so many movies about us brutally killing them. That’s going to be an awkward first lunch.

8D music isn’t even a song anymore; it’s just a digital Q-tip for the parts of my brain I can’t reach. It’s like paying a band to run laps around my skull. *Whip crack.* Faster, little mules! You must outrun my internal monologue. It’s a 2-minute temporary lobotomy.

Stayed back at work off the clock so I got to drink during close. Walked home in the dark but I found a street cone. Bippity boppity I have stolen your property.

SCREAM 7 ​idea ​We all buy masks. ​We each pick a random person to "menacingly" stare at. ​No stabbing, just heavy breathing and standing near a decorative hedge Is it a restraining order waiting to happen? Yes ​We aren't "stalking," we’re providing unsolicited immersive theater. Who’s with me? 📞🍿

RIP to my mouse, a victim of the Great Coffee Incident of 2026. 🪦 I performed an emergency autopsy, but it was too late. With my mic also acting up, I’m grounded from streaming for a bit. Brb while I go mourn and shop for replacements. buymeacoffee.com/Skellabonez

Finished cevs commission. Was so much fun, a bit of work but we got there. Hes gonna make it a tattoo so hopefully we get to share that too. In his words "thats sick and ai free...just take my money" XD we love our guitarist.

Is that a Bonez.....on Bluesky! \ 0.o / From discord, twitch, Instagram, TikTok, and now bluesky we are making a name. maybe not a great one but hey everyone need the support of their Bonez. so helloooooo Bluesky 😁🐰✨💀🧹

Merry Christmas to all in the farm hope you're all taking care With love from the farmhands