Ball Guy Shoots His Shot

People say if you’re sore from a workout you’ll be fine going back the next day. However, I say no because you want to be double sore????

I'll Be Cheern' For You

When your body is so stiff you start acting like a mime

Do you think a person has done a banana split while eating one at the same time?

From what I’ve seen of Pokopia, I find it hilarious when people make a house for their Pokémon only for said Pokémon to be “I want to sleep outside next to a vending machine etc”. This is the equivalent of buying a luxury bed for your cat only for them to prefer the cardboard box

It only becomes a scam if people figure out the hustle as the forefront

Do you ever struggle spelling out a word for a minute and when you eventually do the correct spelling feels off to you?

If you never experienced a Kangaroo court case that's a lie you actually have it's during thanksgiving dinner.

> Get 8 hours of sleep > Have breakfast > Been up for 2 hours only > Feels tired and needs a nap already > Why??????

When you start overthinking about the task being difficult which makes you procrastinate in response. Only to find out it wasn't that bad.

I'm Not Like Mirror's Edge But I'm Going to Try

Dude there’s something about stacking a bunch of pizza slices and taking a bite out of it that hits just right

Actually We Need Everything You Have!

This luck is crazy because the last card was an SR which turned into an SSR Fine Motion 😭😭😭

Pushing today’s stream for tomorrow instead!

Doing core exercises and my body is forcing me to do a V pose so I don’t feel sore as much

When you pull out the good old reliable but it’s reliable no more

There’s people who’s posture is like a shrimp when sitting down and then there’s the other like how Batman looks down at the city posture

No stream today people are coming over

So heads up to make up for the Thursday stream. I will be streaming twice tomorrow. One early in the morning (which will be No, I'm not a human) and another later in the day (pokmeon nuzlocke). I would have done it today but have plans already made.

What’s stopping you from blowing your nose using toilet paper? (Obviously in your own house not public ones)

Is there a world record for longest sequence of different handshakes under X time?

I forgot to ask this but these came with the figures I bought. What are they for exactly?

Is There A Secret Here?

I'm going to push today's stream for tomorrow. I forgot I had an early appointment

I wish there were tiny little plungers that you could use for your nose so you can unclog them. Having a stuffy nose is annoying as hell

Slop Nutters

Merry Go Round

New keyboard!!! It’s so fucking sick and I love it 😭

Here’s what I bought from Japan! Oguri Cap and Tamamo Cross Figures!!!

It’s so funny to me when you see a product that has 99% does blank and they know they can’t put it at 100% because then people can use that against them

When you’re grabbing food out of the oven and you noticed your hit boxes are getting confirmed

No stream today my stomach is not having it🥹

Is There A Secret Here?

Super excited that my package from Japan might be coming in today or tomorrow!

They Taught Me This In The Force!

I believe when people are teaching something new to someone they shouldn’t have the expectation that the other person will get it on their first try.

The silent but most deadliest word you can send to someone and it’ll make them second guess themselves is the word “k”

Is it just me or do other people do this as well? I tend to always count how many gulps I do whenever I drink and it has to stop on an even number. If it doesn’t I’ll take one extra gulp to even it out.

Is there a competition for how fast you can clean the snow off your car? Because I’d sign up in a heartbeat given the amount of experience I’ve been getting from doing it in the mornings.

Every time Link walks around with his heavy boots it makes the metal pipe sound. Which ends up beating the boss because the noise was too much

There’s impact frames in everything nowadays. It’s only a matter of time before someone adds one while shitting

Being a yapper is rough because for all you know the other person could be dead on call but you’d keep going until you say everything you wanted to say

It was OHHH BANANA this entire time????? I thought it was GOOOOLD BANANA 🙂‍↕️

If the moon in Majora’s Mask was made of cheese then all the giants would have to do is just eat it and problem solved. However without a moon the earth would be screwed. So now it becomes this balance act for Link to stop the moon reaching the giants from eating too much of it

Went to do an MRI yesterday and not gonna lie the noise it makes could be used for some good beats if given to a professional

Having finished The Fragrant Flower Blooms with Dignity anime, aka that smile that damn smile meme. It’s literally just that and man does it work so damn well!

My boss literally told me in the morning to kill time in the bathroom because there wasn’t much work to be done at the moment 😅

If your arm starts to tighten do 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, 100 squats, 10km jog and you’ll be able to tech it