New Look for Title Update 3. I love this one so much, especially the blue flame that's popping off

If sayings were taken seriously. For example “Colour me surprised” and the person is literally colouring with markers to surprise you!

This happened to me today LOL

I'm Dead! I'm Alive! I'm Dead!

I can’t believe the leaked mega evolution for that one Pokémon is true. MYYYY BOIIII WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOUUUUU 😩But my god you goofy as hell, sooooo you get a pass 😭

So I think it’ll be best to hold off on streams until Saturday because ohhhh boiiiii I didn’t realize how many clips I have LMFAO

The amount of times I had to get down the ladder to pick of this one screw that wouldn’t screw in felt like a comedy bit. It got to a point I brought a bunch of them just so I didn’t have to be in an endless loop, only for it to finally go in first try after having extra on me…bro

Good news I have an editor now yippie! Which means there will be no stream today because I gotta download a shit ton my side LOL. I'll see you guys tomorrow though ^^

Going to be pushing today's stream to Monday! Sunday is still good so see you guys tomorrow! ✊

"I Won't Get Carted"

Did He Just Turned Into Sand?

Of Course I'm Going To S.T.A.B

I wonder if this bit has ever been done. Where a guy thinks he found the hidden item (the item being inside a Russian doll) and goes “WELL, WELL, WELL I FINALLY GOT IT!) Only to be slightly confused but continues to do the same thing until he starts crashing out.

OMEGALUL

One type of red flag to me are people who snap at you for no reason and then later say “sorry I needed my coffee in order to function for the rest of the day”

No stream today, I'll see you guys on Thursday and Friday (Friday being to make up for the no stream today)

Is This Your GOAT???

When your friend is eating the food you made. Friend: This is too sour and this one over here is too bitter but what you have here is just right! Friend who made the food: Damn man I didn’t know I was feeding Goldilocks in this bitch

I Need To Get My Eyes Checked

There should be a new sticker in MH Wilds that’s dedicated to Omega in which it laughs and should be called “Omega LUL”

You can learn a lot about a person, if they don’t lick underneath the seal of a yogurt cup

Falling Into Another Game

People keep saying “I can fix her/him”. Before you even attempt to do that, you have to fix yourself first 😅

The Waterfall is Full of Lies

They say there are 7 wonders in the world. However, there’s actually 8 of them. The 8th one happens whenever you put X item on the table and look away for 10 seconds, only for it to disappear!

I Found The Cheese!

If you want that one person to stop talking to you, all you have to do is talk like an animal crossing character for every interaction that you have with them. Now granted you’ll be the weird one here but it’ll get the job done.

If Macaulay Culkin had a domain expansion it would be called “Home Alone”

No stream today, going to be hanging out with my sister for the entire day! I'll see ya guys tomorrow!

Why Jump?

They say the greatest ideas come from when you’re on the toilet sit. But no one ever asks what position they were in when the idea came to them 🤔

The Sharping Has Meaning

They always say splash cold water on your face to wake up in the morning. But why not hot water? I ain’t talking about lukewarm I mean HOT WATER that’ll make your face look like a lobster, now that’ll wake you up in an instant 😤

Ganondorf Bear

What if your eyes dilated to the point it becomes a mini a black hole 🤔

What is Even Happening?!

Unexpected Stance Break

If your friend allows you to spin them at an arms length, then you have a moral obligation to toss them as far as you can while saying “so long gay bowser”

Maaaaan I wanted to take a screenshot in MHW when I reached hunter rank 360. But the quest gave me two rank ups from 359 to 361 😩

Radahn Did The L Movement

I find it funny for the past couple of days, being told I have to work faster and today my boss says “wow you are going fast”. Yeah thanks for the compliment because this is the same speed I’ve been doing since the beginning, like bro nothing has changed LOL

We Were Both Surprised

You know the bit “is this your goat” and the image is to show case them at their worst/make fun of? What if instead of that you just send an actual image of the animal

AN ARROW OUT OF NOWHERE

Generate Ai this, generate Ai that. How about you generate this *pants grab*

St. Trina's Prank

If you are on the winning team and there is an open mic lobby afterwards for a brief second. You should take a cookie and crumble it next to your mic while saying, “that’s how the cookie crumbles”

The Secret Boss

The hardest puzzles are always those authorization ones. They ask you to click on all the stop lights/cars and when you do, you are without a doubt going to miss one. There’s one box that has the single pixel in it! Which then makes you start over and you’re in an endless loop

No Not The Supernova!