Freezing temps in Florida tonight. You're needed for some added warmth!

Between my gut and thighs, my junk can't get a break at freedom. Where is William Wallace when you need him? *Subtle hint at chubby gingers* 😜

The belly definitely grew over the past few months. Damn cookies and miniature Reese cups. Gotta behave for a few months. *This message was brought to you by Nintendo bar. Where your inner nerd meets alcohol. You can finally live your fantasy of meeting your "Boo" at a bar.*

When you have to get dressed up, the pants are the first thing to go when you get home.

Fat dude belly pic. Disregard all else. 😁

Rockin the nerd tonight!

My sweet bubba. Truly, my best friend.

Rockin the Donald shirt, with the Zelda cap, while letting the belly breathe. #BearNerdGangsta *facepalm*

Post shower selfie. I mean, what else is there to do after? Am I right? 🙃

Awww! This picture popped up on my memories today. He was such a goofball, and I miss him so much. His expressions were so funny. Such a dork. 🥺😘

Hangin and watching some football with Santa and Snoops.

Whew, that was close. Had to grab the towel before it slipped. Crisis averted!

Have I hit dad bod yet? Fat, bald, and hairy, while being somewhat active about maintaining muscle. I think I'm there. 😜😎

The vanity is just high enough, or maybe too high. I dunno.

Sporting team colors for the squads today.

Old, fat guy shower pic. Woohoo! So trendy!

After weeks of dealing with stalker/hacker BS, I was comfortable enough with getting back on/starting a new account. God damn, some people are such creeps.