Being called “devilishly handsome” is a top-tier compliment and no one can convince me otherwise.

I’m glad Elkann is publicly getting his lashings. He’s been allowed to be an idiot for far too long. #F1

Leclerc runs the risk of his career eventually ending as one of the best drivers to never win a WDC. For as long as he continues to remain loyal (some may argue blindly) to Ferrari in its current guise, he’ll continue to be a victim of that organization’s delusions of grandeur. Sadly. #F1

If you’re wondering why Doohan got axed with 0 points after 6 races, but Colapinto gets re-signed with 0 points, the answer is 💵💵💵 #F1

Pit lane start? ✅ P3 finish? ✅ Another brilliant Verstappen performance? ✅ One of the greatest drivers in the history of #F1? ✅ Oh & one of the greatest circuits in the history of F1, too? ✅

Pitlane to Podium™️ Let’s go!!! #F1 #MaxVerstappen

😪 #F1

Antonelli must be hearing the Jaws theme in his head right now #F1

Pitlane to Podium™️ Let’s go!!! #F1 #MaxVerstappen

Verstappen on softs with a light tank of fuel. Game on. #F1

Max Emilian Verstappen. That’s it. #F1

Interlagos, Spa, and Monza are truly the best #F1 circuits and should forever be on the calendar. #F1

Sad trombone noises for Tsunoda #F1

Bet you Verstappen will NEVER listen to Yuki for setup data ever again after yesterday 😂 #F1

Verstappen is driving angry and i love it. #F1

Sorrry but i’m not sure Oscar deserves a 10 second penalty there. #F1

All we need now is some rain 😈 #F1 #BrazilGP

Ollie Bearman with some brass balls! #F1

So much carnage and we haven’t even had rain. Yet. #F1

Lance Stroll 🤝 Nikita Mazepin Terrible for #F1

F1TV pre-race package on the Senna Esses was brilliant. #F1

Whatever weetabix Bearman ate this morning, someone bottle that up! #F1

I’ve watched over 20 years of #F1 and this might be some of the worst TV direction i’ve ever witnessed. Overhaul the entire team and get new folks in there. Geez.

Rolling start ROFL piss off! #F1

WELP! Piastri’s lost it. #F1

Startup idea: Outlook, but it actually has a fit for purpose search function. Angel investors line up!

Reminded how chronically parasocial some folks are (re Leclerc engagement) Please go touch grass. #F1

4 simultaneous convos during game 7 tonight cos every single one of my roster was also watching said game.

See if you just view Martin Brundle as senile and bitter, it becomes a lot easier to ignore every dumb thing he says on a weekly basis.

“Celebrate Lance Stroll’s birthday by…” I’d rather chew my own toes, but thanks. #F1

Praying for rain at Interlagos cos i love carnage 😇 #F1

“9 F1 Teams found in compliance for 2024, and Procedural Breach identified for AMR GP Ltd (AMR).” So despite all the rumours, much ado about nothing. This is why believing Paddock gossip is such folly. As you were. #F1

British driver gets booed: “we can’t even begin to understand why ANYONE would boo our precious angel who has done no wrong!” Any other nationality driver gets booed: “Here’s a 3 page thesis on the historical reasons why he might not be liked…” Argue with your mama. #F1

Its just booing. I’m sure Lando will be okay. He remains a complete dumbass. You’ll live 😉 #F1

Lando Norris - 357 Oscar Piasrri - 356 Max Verstappen - 321 4 races to go. Tasty! #F1

Papaya Rules bullshit throughout the season basically #F1

In b4 Lando bottles pole 😇 #F1

Double booked myself cos i thought someone would be having their halloween party during the week of actual halloween. I’ve never celebrated this damn day before 🙃

Turn 1 tomorrow is gonna be TASTY tomorrow! #F1

Haas cars clearly had their weetabix this weekend. #F1

I’ve gone from not caring about baseball all my life, to it being a big part of my work this week and the next.

10/10 no notes Especially the Ted Kravitz bit. #F1

Fun night at [redacted], and beating the Blue Jays traffic home. I have to be in the office tomorrow lmaooooo 💀

Man SYBAU!! Seriously stop talking. #F1

“So how would you describe your dating life?” Me:

MAX VERSTAPPEN THE GOAT! #F1

Good. Best of the current US tracks. #F1

McLaren doing their best to be the most disliked team in the Paddock. Absolute shithousery. #F1 www.motorsport.com/f1/news/andr...

Max Emilian Verstappen. That’s it. That’s all you need to know! #F1