We live in a society. Don’t take your shoes off on the plane if/ especially when your feet stink!

Flying back home today, so catching up on the livery reveal. She’s beautiful 🥹 #F1

California. How i wish i could stay. You’re pretty awesome. Till next time.

I partied on a boat today ☀️🛥️

Currently in LA (for work) and the sun on my skin is literally recharging me.

3 hrs and 45 mins runtime for #AvengersDoomsday is such a non issue. If you’re that much of a rookie to complain about it, stay your ass home. Some of us sat through Titanic just fine.

I’m 100% convinced people are pretending to enjoy matcha and won’t be made to think otherwise.

Okay fine i guess i’ll pack for my trip

There’s no way people thought a thing calling itself New Game Plus Showcase was gonna be any goo…HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FOH.

IGN truly are a collection of some of the dumbest peoole on the planet. Which is saying something given how smoothbrained a lot of that industry is.

Damon Hill being a closeted Trump supporter should be a surprise to absolutely no one. Sawdust for brains. #F1

Me in my 20s: Fully packed, an entire week before my trip. Me now: Flight is in 10 hours. Guess i’ll throw some clothes in my suitcase 🤷🏾‍♂️

Well the world is slowly heading towards WW3.

“Only” 43 unread emails over the holidays. My agency partners truly understood the assingment 🙂‍↔️

Max tops the #F1 Driver of the Year list, as voted on by the drivers themselves. For the 5th year in a row. 🐐

I have daytime NYE plans and nightime NYE plans, and i need to fit a nap inbetween all of that somehow.

Me catching up on the Aryna Sabalenka drama 🤭

I know we don’t go to the bad place™️ anymore, but this tweet remsins in the hall of fame

The videos that piss me off the most are the ones where people get to the airport for a trip only to realize they forgot something vital (passport, travel visa, etc) Like how do you move through life lacking a shred of awareness?! And then film the content instead of fixing the issue?

Just here to say that there are ONLY 2 iron clad circumstances under which GP would move to Aston Martin (or any other team). And neither are being triggered in 2026 at this point in time. But hey, rumours i guess. #F1

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Number of food comas i’ve fallen into today: 2 and counting

Dry brining duck for friends-mas dinner tomorrow. Some traditions will never die 😊

😂😂😂 Ruthless #F1

Sending an auto response to everyone trying to schedule a meeting with me today. “Not gonna happen chief, circle back in January”

I could, realistically, drop a made up rumour about a 2026 #F1 team’s engine, and it would be picked up by some F1 media before end of day. No sources, no nothing. Good ole off season silliness.

Karun is a clown. That’s all you need to take away from this really. I’d sooner axe Monaco than get rid of Shanghai. #F1

In Christopher Nolan we trust! 🔥 #TheOdyssey youtu.be/Mzw2ttJD2qQ?...

Hopefully in 2026, the people who actually need to go to therapy do so and stop inflicting their unhealed bullshit on those of us doing the work. Not gonna hold my breath.

Anthony Joshua breaking Jake Paul’s jaw might be one of the most beautiful things i’ve seen. Chef’s kiss.

The majority of current #F1 media are useless to begin with. But if your rankings have George Russell ahead of Alex Palou, i know for a fact you have no clue what the hell you are talking about.

My date to me: “your skin is so soft!” Me: “yeah i moisturize daily ✨” Her: “most men don’t” 😂😭

Bye bye MOM. Say hello to “Boost”, “Overtake”, and “Recharge” modes. #F1 2026 Regulations Update.

Hit someone with the “let’s circle back after the holidays” at work today. I’m mentally checked out 😂

Things we need to do for the 2026 #F1 season: Stop giving Jacques Villeneuve, Ted Kravitz, Martin Brundle, and Crofty mics. We genuinely do not need to hear from any of those clowns. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Playing Baldur’s Gate 3 and… this might be the worst inventory screen i’ve ever experienced in any game ever.

Pssst the issue with overpriced World Cup tickets is the same one plaguing non hospitality #F1 tickets currently. I’ll let you figure out the common denominator for each.

53 minute Max Verstappen video? I’m SAT! With snacks. #F1

Bartender gave me a free mocktail tonight. Asked what i did to deserve it and she simply said “dimples”. I’ve peaked i’m afriad.

I look forward to the"Henieken 0.0 zero doubt Overtake Button"

RIP MOM (2025 - 2025) #F1 www.autosport.com/f1/news/fia-...

If i were Colton Herta, i’d be big mad at this! 😭 #F1 “The World Motor Sport Council has today announced an increase in the IndyCar Super Licence points awarded to drivers ranked between 3rd and 9th place.”

Remove that podcast mike from your cart right now. We don’t need any more #F1 pods. Pls and thx.

No, Vettel should not be the next Head of the Red Bull Junior Driver programme. I love Seb, but he’s not the person for the role. #F1

Dark horse for next season? Alonso. If Newey delivers a rocketship (highly likely), and Aston Martin nail the new regs, the old fox could turn back the years one last time and be fighting at the sharp end. “El Plan” all over again. #F1

Okay i’m already tired™️ of Lando’s dad. Enough. #F1

90 days till the 2026 #F1 season kicks off. I’ve barely caught my breath.

Yeah, you know the performance is bad when their solution is, "let's DRS the shizzle out of everything!" I mean, I get it. The combustion engine is 500HP. The weakest in over half a century, while the cars still weigh near 800kg. That engine will have to charge the battery 2/3 of the race, too.

I really want to be excited for the 2026 #F1 regulations. Truly. A few things worry me though; active aero being one. But open mind and all. We all want exciting wheel-to-wheel racing.

Reminder post season testing is on Tuesday. It’s mostly a Pirelli tyre test. Just in case you needed a bit of an offseason #F1 fix before silly season starts.