Hear me out.

Words of wisdom from two of the most influential American CEOs of recent times.

The K-Shaped Company.

I am almost certain that if Americans were required to show 5 years of their phone numbers, emails and social media accounts in order to enter the EU, the reaction would not be some polite chuckles, eye rolls and a few jokes about EU turning into North Korea. Just saying.

EU: "Since X no longer does any verification of an account, X needs to call it something other than verification because that term is misleading." Shellenberger: "EU wants to censor who gets verified and who doesn't! EU is in breach of NATO treaty! Civilizational suicide!"

The president of America is living the dream. Or living the meme. Either way, this is what the Fifa grift price ceremony reminded me of.

Ladies and gentlemen. The Occam's MAGA razor.

Simplified diagram of Carvana business model.

I FREELY ADMIT I WAS VERY, VERY DRUNK AT THE TIME

Some questions are dangerous.

Vibes.

Obligatory meme.

Man holding a dangerous assault weapon, namely a partially eaten sandwich. The man is looking eerily happy, probably because he is contemplating assaulting a law enforcement agent with the sandwich.

Reminder.

"YOU DON'T GET TO SLACK OFF JUST BECAUSE I HAD THE ROSE GARDEN PAVED OVER."

It is my duty as a Finn to provide a link to Battle Beast - King For A Day. Because Noora Louhimo has the coolest voice, the video is rather well done with it's 1984 Ingsoc visuals/vibes the lyrics just scream 'today' at you. Did I mention the song is catchy and good? youtu.be/8lKYdrL-AAw?...

The Truth Is - And Will Remain - Out There.

2019 called and said it wants the stock pumping promises of "adding your car to the robotaxi network to earn you $30,000 yearly by next year" back. fortune.com/2025/07/24/e...

Better late than never. What's going on with my "boys" and, in some cases, "gals" ?

The acronyms they come up with so Jim Cramer can pump stonks to retail are getting out of hand.

To everyone who five years ago insisted that feelings are substitutes for facts and everyone has their own truth based on their lived experiences and feelings: Take a good, hard look at President Trump constantly spewing obvious falsehoods and calling people evil for trying to question them.

The craziest part about these Trump tariff letters are how schizophrenic they are. They start off innocently enough only for polite Dr Jekyll to turn into ramblings of a drunken madman Mr Hyde. If it would not be the current state of US foreign and trade policy, it'd be funny.

In honor of the latest banana republic stuff, this time from Pulte.

THE SYMBOL OF HOPE. TRUTH. JUSTICE. THE KOREAN WAY. SUPERMAN KIM JONG UN. THE LATEST STUFF COMING OUT OF WHITE HOUSE TWITTER ACCOUNT IS SO BLATANT WE HERE AT NORTH KOREAN PROPAGANDA OFFICE HAD TO COPY IT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Reminder from the 2011 movie Margin Call.

Nothing gets investors bullish about the next three months quite like +24% for the past three months. Because, obviously, now is the time to take a swing.

Oh, how I yearn for the yesteryear when people in power would try to avoid lying publicly. Or at least be ashamed when their lies were exposed. Back in 2016, some social scientists were making a big deal about how we were entering a new, post-truth society. Maybe they were on to something?

I read this letter. It was a mistake. I should have stuck my head in sand and remained blissfully unaware of what passes as economic policy these days. Or foreign policy. Or whatever this is.

My "The logo animal of Elon's new party is Elon throwing a nazi salute" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Seems like a day to resend this one. For no particular reason.

How long till we have The Elon's Flying Monkeys rocking shirts like this? p.s. I could not find out what animal is supposed to represent this party, and my first option of a leech did not come out good enough so I went with just Elon as the logo animal.

Another one.

Choose your fighter.

Elon Musk regrets some of the stuff he put out last week about President Trump. Whether he regrets revealing stuff or lying about stuff remains unclear.

I'm definitely not the first to point this out, but I do wonder...

Over one third of US GDP is just the richest 10% of Americans reacting to their stock portfolios going up by spending on all kinds of fun and expensive things. One more tidbit for the increasingly thick pile of things that the European mind cannot comprehend.

The flip-flop of Elon from calling for getting rid of the sitting president to licking his boots again has created a small, but growing number of people who see what his guiding light is.

The donuts have totally ran out and the cops have Dale's Donuts surrounded, is what I'm hearing.

First Buddy who?

Imagine you were in a position where you had promised to launch a product in less than a week but the darned thing would just not work and you needed a plausible story for why an agency of the executive branch was going to stop you from launching it on "political grounds". What would you do?

The latest note from Adam Jonas is totally bonkers, even coming from him. He hallucinates that Tesla could possibly do drones in the future and that made up business is worth a thousand bucks per share.

Happy Autonomous Driving Is A Solved Problem -Day for all that celebrate! Let's hear it for the 9th anniversary!

For the sake of expediency, I'm combining wishing well to all Italians and delivering news about Italy into one picture.

Tesla chair Robyn Denholm said on Friday that she thinks Elon Musk uses drugs "wisely." - Business Insider, probably

If the president could read, he would be very upset.

He's starting to say the quiet part aloud, isn't he?

The corporate needs you to find the differences between this article picture and this article picture.

My message: Very, very few of what are called 'illegal aliens' in the US have actually come into the country illegally. Most have come into the country perfectly legally but have stayed in the country after their legal authorization to do so has expired or has been revoked. But you already knew it.