Its been a while but Half Man Half Biscuit tonight. Hooray! youtu.be/UTdE2pWu6OE?...

With Kyogo looking like he's off to France, there's lots of discussions about his place in Celtic history. Regardless of how he compares to other forwards, he's been a fantastic striker for Celtic. These are some of his best achievements. A thread... 1/7 #CelticFC #Celtic

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Mate’s flight cancelled. 2 full hospitality tix spare. Great seats, free food and bevvy before and after game. Face value £400 each. Any interest DM me for details. FCFS. 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀

#FallFriday Lousy celebrity makes record Lick-spittle southerner Waiting for next holiday by gas miser Smile.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE-6...

#fallfriday Shakes in the chemist's while buying his vits Puts his head down when girls pass Puts his head down when girls pass in the street Shakes in the chemist's www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_AH...

#fallfriday What you need..... A bit of Iggy Stooge. What you need What you need Reduced smoking habit What you need Sex but not having it What you need.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=11ge...

#Fallfriday Jawbone and the air rifle Who would think they would bring harm? Jawbone and the air rifle One is cursed and one is borne www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYaR...

#Fallfriday Shut up, don't cry www.youtube.com/watch?v=znPc...

fallfriday All the English groups Act like peasants with free milk www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgA6...

#Fallfriday If I ever end up like Ian McShane slit my throat with a kitchen tool And if I ever end up like U2 slit my throat with a garden vegetable www.youtube.com/watch?v=W11I...

#fallfriday He learned a word today The word's misanthropy And he's running to and from The cats from tin pan alley www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIz6...

#fallfriday He turned the water into wine And he insisted that we eat swine www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YdJ...

#Fallfriday She's Oedipus She gets the cheque For car tax With barely a muttered thanks Too much Warehouse shop Too many fancy hats Clothes imitation Body map www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG9x...

#fallfriday Desperate for entertainment So I turn the TV on There's people jumping up and down Then they have the panel on And they talk a lot of wind They talk a lot of wind www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_cq...

#fallfriday No rabbit hutch about it I bought it off the baptists I get the bills And I get miffed www.youtube.com/watch?v=D36k...

#fallfriday There's loads of people Trying to suss out the scene Sniffing about and sticking Their noses in Rebel But she was the littlest rebel www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3h7...

#fallfriday Hey pseud! Why did you defect to the other side? Hey dude! Give the info a rest and use your mind Dancing with your dud mates in the corner You're such a bloody fool www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvuk...

#fallfriday Owner of dogs, slow-witted dog owner Owner of rabid dog, saving fare for tunnel www.youtube.com/watch?v=56op...

#fallfriday This was going to be called crap rap fourteen But it's now Stop Mithering www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgA6...

#fallfriday I hate the countryside so much I hate the contraflow so much www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiAi...

#fallfriday Drinkers from the slaughterhouse Weren't happy and went out Noise resounds aloud Noise resounds the lounge Rebellious Jukebox yeah Rebellious Jukebox oh.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAxw...

#fallfriday The doctors need prescriptions The wives need their pills So Rowche Rumble... www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOvn...

#fallfriday When will the good Scotch return? In all its scarred, splendor, When will the price of Scotch come down? www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYrh...

#fallfriday Those who dare mix real life with politics And go on regardless of the of the discoveries Will feel the wrath of bombast Clanging in my heart.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBP_...

#fallfriday What if the world crashed in Refolding behind your eyelids Cracked your mind Cracked your mind www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwM0...

If you like listening to live bootlegs, loads of them here for free - though the links are due to expire. Grab them while you can, mostly American gigs but a massive selection - ijwthstd.blogspot.com

#fallfriday I've no time to sit comfortable down But I still need armchairs round my home To put carrier bags on I am the Carrier Bag Man www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jZQ...

#fallfriday Yes he killed his wife She was wasting his life His veins are full of evil serum But what's done is done www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUKf...

#fallfriday No soul in discos No rock in the clubs Bullheads in the pubs And the city jobs www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7Br...

R.I.P. Geordie.......

#fall friday Name was J. Temperance Only two did not hate him Because peasants fear local indifference Pet shop and the vet, Cameron. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fagF...

#myfavouritebands HMHB 15. All I want for Christmas... Last day. So many others I've missed. Hope some of you enjoyed it as much as I have There was one in the gang who had scalectrix and because of that he thought he was better than you.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBmF...

#myfavouritebands HMHB 14. Trumpton Riots Someone get a message through to Captain Snort That they'd better start assembling the boys from the fort And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight 'Cause there's gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uwf...

#myfavouritebands HMHB 13. Terminus - the saddest song ever written Then time creeps up unseen And it puts me back at the front of the bus Hands I once held no longer there www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rj4...

#myfavouritebands HMHB 12. Every time a Bell rings Get your hedge cut Get your f*ckin’ hedge cut Stop meeting friends And cut your hedge www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvRL...

#fallfriday Everywhere I look I see a blind man... www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQPo...

#myfavouritebands HMHB 10. Albert Hammond Bootleg Out of pure curiosity I dug up Logie Baird And I asked him what petrified forests see To make them all so scared.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8XA...

#myfavouritebands HMHB 10. Sh*t Arm, Bad Tattoo If you’re going to quote from the Book of Revelation Don’t keep calling it the Book of Revelations There’s no “s”, it’s the Book of Revelation As revealed to St John the Divine www.youtube.com/watch?v=T02k...

#myfavouritebands HMHB 9. Paintballs Coming Home They’ve got a German shepherd dog called Prince The one called Sheba died www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPb_...

#myfavouritebands HMHB 8. 27 Yards of Dental Floss I’m King Euphoria, she’s Queen Victoria Twenty-seven yards of dental floss, and she still won’t give me a smile I’m clowning by the Serpentine, she’s still drinking turpentine... www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RnV...

#myfavouritebands 7. 24 Hour Garage People And you curse my soul if I don’t want petrol Curse my soul ‘cos I don’t want petrol I only came down for a tube of Pringles …Sour Cream and Chives www.youtube.com/watch?v=glB6...

#MyFavouriteBands HMHB 6. Bob Wilson - Anchorman Well I marvel at the things we find beneath the ground And that man can go faster than the speed of sound But I still can’t get my head around Bob Wilson – anchorman www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jf0...

#MyFavouriteBands HMHB 5. Thy Damnation Slumbereth Not It’s a dot com sitcom About a hip hop chip shop www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfe7...

#myfavouritebands Half Man Half Biscuit. 4. A Country Practice She died with her telly on, eighty-seven and confused With not enough hospital beds ‘cos all the money’s been used on the end of the century party preparations www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWgT...

#Fallfriday What if the world crashed in Refolding behind your eyelids Cracked your mind... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfij...

#fallfriday What do you fear? Being found out Then why do you always give yourself away? www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pq8...

Been listening to a lot of Radiohead recently. This may well be their finest song, though the competition is fierce. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejdZ...