I often think about when Alex Murdaugh took the stand in his own defense and actually uttered the line, “What a tangled web we weave” like a super villain and then looked shocked when he was found guilty of murdering his family, what a strange case.

Nobody will ever write a line this good ever again.

Sadly dawning on me that in two weeks I will no longer live across the street from a Longhorn

Walter Matthau

DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie] SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in

This show

I thought tonight’s episode of IT: Welcome to Derry was the strongest so far, but also every episode seemingly goes out of its way to have some of the worst visuals I have ever seen in a modern series. I would be shocked if this show was not using AI for some of the effects.

The opening scene of tonight’s IT: Welcome to Derry

Kinda burying the lead here that he opens with “I state your name” this dude’s brains are oatmeal

Moderate Democrats saw that voters were energized and might expect something from them, so they needed to put a stop to that ASAP

I guess I need to apologize to the writers of Alien: Prometheus. it turns out scientists really do touch everything like that

Only the third time I’ve ever watched Die Hard (and only the second time it’s not the TV version) and for the first time, I think it’s fully clicking.

Spider-Man villains but they’re muppets? I don’t know.

The new spiced cookie iced coffee from Dunkin. Amazing, Christmas in every sip. Also, it’s made with oat milk by default so you feel like less of a fat fuck. 10/10

TV dad returning home from work with the toast still sticking out of his mouth

I think about this wayyyy too much

The jury deliberated for SEVEN hours on the sandwich case, and I will bet money six of them were just talking about different good kinds of sandwiches they’ve had and how they’d throw.

When I worked in a restaurant in the late 2000’s I used to watch TNG reruns on UPN at 2 AM, it was my first real Star Trek exposure, I loved it. And boy, some of these episodes would have me howling…

Tonight seems to be a strong rebuke of the Republican Party’s “make shit as bad as possible as quickly as possible” strategy

My audition to play the fat dead pilot’s son in the new Mummy movie (no but really)

It is a little bit funny that Jesus once solved world hunger as a party trick and just never did it again.

Don’t worry Dick, in heaven you can shoot all your friends in the face with a shotgun and make them apologize.

“Fuck man, we’re about to win. There must be something we can do to stop this.”

Nothing but respect for how fast “Sister Christian” gets to the MOTORIN’ part. Give the people what they want, I say!!!

Sounds like I’m officially moving in 3 weeks, it’ll be just like Golden Girls if Golden Girls was about two twinks and a fat guy (two Rose’s and a Bea if you will)

Pretty solid weekend, I made a turkey sandwich with avocado on it.

PS4 Spider-Man really is a masterpiece. The gameplay, the story, the music, it’s set during Thanksgiving. It’s perfect. Revisiting it really makes me wish we could get a new Arkham.

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

One of the great unsung November activities is drunkenly watching The Royal Tenenbaums and getting mad at your dad.

I only watch the classics on Halloween

A high school that just let out as you're walking down the street.

movie rocks.

[recording of the first episode of Mr. Belvedere rewatch podcast The Good Life] BRICE BECKHAM: I’m Brice Beckham but you might now better as Wesley. BOB UECKER AI: [five second pause as it generates response] And I’m Baseball Uecker. Mr. Belvedere sat on his balls. They had to stop filming.

“I’m Lenny. This is Lenny and Lenny. I’m Lenny.”

I made salmon and roasted veggies tonight and it was very good and also I would kill for a big fat fuckinnnnn Popeyes chicken sandwich right now.

Salmon are (is?) the best fish, I get why bears do all that fucked up shit to them.

…………..can I say something….

[realizing I've unwittingly trained a dolphin to kill the president] oh goddammit. boy is there egg on my face right now

They should let Aykroyd do Nothing but Trouble again but give him even more money this time

Unironically think this is one of the greatest songs of all time and also I was very disappointed when I eventually found out it had absolutely nothing to do with Daria.

IT: Welcome To Derry was filled with ugly visuals and questionable kid actors… though I did dig that ending. Also, that character reveal was very cool… even though it was only included in the “Next time on” which was baffling. Bit of a mixed bag, we’ll see.

That first night, I was in absolute awe of the scope and majesty of this thing and also every 30 mins I wanted to smash my controller on the ground.

Just for posterity’s sake

Halloween