gramp
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I wrote a script called Hellhole that essentially mushes these 4 things together and if you want to read it, I’d be thrilled to send you a copy once I add the finishing touches. (I’m a big fan of this one so get ready for me to be annoying about it, sorry)
3 months ago
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I often think about when Alex Murdaugh took the stand in his own defense and actually uttered the line, “What a tangled web we weave” like a super villain and then looked shocked when he was found guilty of murdering his family, what a strange case.
about 1 hour ago
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Nobody will ever write a line this good ever again.
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about 24 hours ago
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Sadly dawning on me that in two weeks I will no longer live across the street from a Longhorn
1 day ago
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Mel Stefaniuk
1 day ago
Walter Matthau
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born miserable
2 days ago
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie] SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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This show
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2 days ago
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I thought tonight’s episode of IT: Welcome to Derry was the strongest so far, but also every episode seemingly goes out of its way to have some of the worst visuals I have ever seen in a modern series. I would be shocked if this show was not using AI for some of the effects.
2 days ago
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The opening scene of tonight’s IT: Welcome to Derry
2 days ago
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Kinda burying the lead here that he opens with “I state your name” this dude’s brains are oatmeal
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2 days ago
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Patrick Monahan
2 days ago
Moderate Democrats saw that voters were energized and might expect something from them, so they needed to put a stop to that ASAP
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good hyuck, babe!
3 days ago
I guess I need to apologize to the writers of Alien: Prometheus. it turns out scientists really do touch everything like that
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Only the third time I’ve ever watched Die Hard (and only the second time it’s not the TV version) and for the first time, I think it’s fully clicking.
3 days ago
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David Cooper
3 days ago
Spider-Man villains but they’re muppets? I don’t know.
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The new spiced cookie iced coffee from Dunkin. Amazing, Christmas in every sip. Also, it’s made with oat milk by default so you feel like less of a fat fuck. 10/10
3 days ago
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Mike Schuster
4 days ago
TV dad returning home from work with the toast still sticking out of his mouth
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I think about this wayyyy too much
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5 days ago
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Jessica Ellis
5 days ago
The jury deliberated for SEVEN hours on the sandwich case, and I will bet money six of them were just talking about different good kinds of sandwiches they’ve had and how they’d throw.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS
6 days ago
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Star Trek Minus Context
6 days ago
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6 days ago
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When I worked in a restaurant in the late 2000’s I used to watch TNG reruns on UPN at 2 AM, it was my first real Star Trek exposure, I loved it. And boy, some of these episodes would have me howling…
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7 days ago
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7 days ago
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Mike Drucker
7 days ago
Tonight seems to be a strong rebuke of the Republican Party’s “make shit as bad as possible as quickly as possible” strategy
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My audition to play the fat dead pilot’s son in the new Mummy movie (no but really)
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7 days ago
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It is a little bit funny that Jesus once solved world hunger as a party trick and just never did it again.
7 days ago
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Don’t worry Dick, in heaven you can shoot all your friends in the face with a shotgun and make them apologize.
7 days ago
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Kashana
8 days ago
“Fuck man, we’re about to win. There must be something we can do to stop this.”
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Josh Gondelman
9 days ago
Nothing but respect for how fast “Sister Christian” gets to the MOTORIN’ part. Give the people what they want, I say!!!
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Sounds like I’m officially moving in 3 weeks, it’ll be just like Golden Girls if Golden Girls was about two twinks and a fat guy (two Rose’s and a Bea if you will)
9 days ago
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Pretty solid weekend, I made a turkey sandwich with avocado on it.
9 days ago
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9 days ago
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PS4 Spider-Man really is a masterpiece. The gameplay, the story, the music, it’s set during Thanksgiving. It’s perfect. Revisiting it really makes me wish we could get a new Arkham.
9 days ago
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Liam
10 days ago
It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
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One of the great unsung November activities is drunkenly watching The Royal Tenenbaums and getting mad at your dad.
10 days ago
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11 days ago
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I only watch the classics on Halloween
12 days ago
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James Hesky
12 days ago
A high school that just let out as you're walking down the street.
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movie rocks.
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13 days ago
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Mel Stefaniuk
14 days ago
[recording of the first episode of Mr. Belvedere rewatch podcast The Good Life] BRICE BECKHAM: I’m Brice Beckham but you might now better as Wesley. BOB UECKER AI: [five second pause as it generates response] And I’m Baseball Uecker. Mr. Belvedere sat on his balls. They had to stop filming.
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“I’m Lenny. This is Lenny and Lenny. I’m Lenny.”
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14 days ago
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I made salmon and roasted veggies tonight and it was very good and also I would kill for a big fat fuckinnnnn Popeyes chicken sandwich right now.
14 days ago
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Salmon are (is?) the best fish, I get why bears do all that fucked up shit to them.
14 days ago
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…………..can I say something….
14 days ago
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caffeine anxiety ego death
14 days ago
[realizing I've unwittingly trained a dolphin to kill the president] oh goddammit. boy is there egg on my face right now
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
15 days ago
They should let Aykroyd do Nothing but Trouble again but give him even more money this time
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Unironically think this is one of the greatest songs of all time and also I was very disappointed when I eventually found out it had absolutely nothing to do with Daria.
15 days ago
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IT: Welcome To Derry was filled with ugly visuals and questionable kid actors… though I did dig that ending. Also, that character reveal was very cool… even though it was only included in the “Next time on” which was baffling. Bit of a mixed bag, we’ll see.
16 days ago
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That first night, I was in absolute awe of the scope and majesty of this thing and also every 30 mins I wanted to smash my controller on the ground.
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16 days ago
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Just for posterity’s sake
16 days ago
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Halloween
17 days ago
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